//------------------------------// // tao summons: swiss roll! // Story: Random Worlds in Equestria // by ezio dementay //------------------------------// Okay so the world of blazeblue is fairly limited to say the least. for one, due to a outbreak of seather which is this odd chemical that makes you more powerful ( yay!) but it makes you insane as well ( not yay!) but that hasn't stopped life from living. There are still people of many shapes and forms living in large cities across the world but its split so that the poor suffer and the rich and powerful live a bloody good life. Great. Anyway there are some weird people here as well. We have Cole how talks to a robot that doesn’t talk back but he thinks that it talks back, there's bang how is a ninja but a damn funny ninja at that. I remember the time when he beat the shit out of thieves and said “THERE ARE 2 THINGS IN THIS WORLD THAT I SIMPLE CANNOT STAND! LIES, EVIL AND LIES AND BELL PEPPERS!!!" and there was taokaka how was a cat person how was genetically formed weapon of beat the crap out of you but she was good friends with miss litchi or boobie lady as Tao called her most of the time. They were almost like sisters in a way, giving each other names and helping each other. So what if they were different in more ways then there were stars in the heavens big bloody deal, they are 2 of the best friends you will ever find. Tao smashed through the window of Miss lichiys house for the 12th time this year as they were meeting up to make hot buns. “Hello Tao. Looks like I’ll have to get another window... again." litchi sighed but Tao got something out of her pocket. “don’t worry boobie lady, I got ya covered this time." said Tao but this lead lichi to be confused by this. “Tao how do you have me covered. Last I heard you gave up the vigilante business." but Tao had a massive grin on her face. “Well on the way here, I accidently bumped into a thief that stole some people’s wallets. He told me that he would give me one of the wallets if I distracted the police but I didn't distract the police so I did the right thing right?" "Well yes because you stopped a thief and no because you kept the wallet but for now we'll say it's right for now." lichi said. Tao handed the money to lichi and then they decided to start making the buns. “Miss litchi I need to ask something." Tao said while frowning. “Sure Tao. What’s wrong?" replied litchi. “Well do you mind if I stay with you for a while?" said Tao hoping for a yes. “Well I would Tao but there isn't enough room and I don't have a spare bed for you to sleep. Plus I do my work here so..." “Okay then. I’ll go ask bang later." said Tao. “how’s he?" said lichi. “Oh he's a ninja how's madly in love with someone. Dunno how but he's loves her." "Okay that's good Tao. Could you pass me the flour?" said litchi. Tao passed a flower to litchi. “The other kind of flower." "Okay doke miss litchi." Tao went to get the flour but however when Tao was about to give it to litchi Tao disappeared in fin air. “Tao? Where are you? Tao this isn't funny now." said a concerned miss litchi. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile we have taokaka sky diving. "THIS IS AWESOME. I'M FLYING. WHOOSH" Tao was gliding through the air and then she relizied something. “Wait if I crash then it's going to hurt a lot. Let’s see should I aim for the rocks or the river? Hmm that's a tough one there. I’ll go with the water for now. CANNON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A massive explosion of water happened but then Tao relizied that she couldn’t swim. “HELP!! I CANT SWIM!!" said Tao how was screaming for help in a panic. She sank underneath the water, her eye's closing slowly. “don’t worry, I got you!" said a mysterious person. She dived into the lake. Grabbed Tao and brought her onto dry land. "Were am I again? Boobie lady is that you?" said Tao. Her vision was slightly blurry but she could see a giant marshmallow talking to her. Tao didn't like marsh mellows that much so she didn't eat the talking marsh mellow. “Sorry I’m not this boobie lady you’re looking for. Dread fully sorry where are my manners, my names rarity." “Well mines...." Tao was about to throw up from shock of the whole ordeal and she did throw up in a bush. “Names taokaka but everyone calls me Tao. You look like a marsh mellow rarity." Rarity laughed for quite a while at that compliment (well she thought it was a compliment anyway.) and decided to sit with taokaka for a bit, just to kill some time. “Taokaka? That’s an odd name." said rarity trying to start some chit chat between the 2. “Well I think your name is kinda weird as well." said Tao. “Well our names sound weird to each other but you are certainly the weirdest looking out of the both of us." said rarity. “I guess I am a bit weird but ohh well. Say was you the one that pulled me out of the lake?" “why yes I was." rarity said and was given a long hug from Tao. “THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!" said a very happy Tao. “I owe you one rarity. I’ll help you with... you smell like a kitty?" said Tao “I’m sorry but did you just say that I smell like a cat?" asked a confused rarity. “yep." said Tao. “Say do you have anything to eat?" asked Tao. Her stomach was growling. “Well I have these buns but I’m not sure. They were for lunch you see." “Well I’ll have half of one then. Please?" asked Tao, doing her kitty cat face. "Oh fine half for me and half for you." The buns were a bit sweet for Tao’s case and from this she accidently banged her head on a tree and realised she had a horn on her head. “umm rarity, why do I have a horn on my head?" asked a confused Tao. “Well you’re a unicorn of course. That horn of yours can do magic and spells." and with that Tao tried to do some magic. “Okay horn abra cadabra!" and nothing happened “expeliamus?" nothing happened. “Make a Swiss roll appear already!" “Wait that's what you’re trying to do? Magic can't do that, well your type can't anyway. Yours is yellow magic so that means your better with light and lighting spells." said rarity. “That’s odd. Your cutie mark is fairly creepy smile face with bright red eyes. That’s odd you also have a cat tail as well." Tao saw her tail and started to chase her tail for a while. “that’s kind of cute." said rarity. "So Tao do you mind if I ask but do you have somewhere to stay?" asked rarity and Tao replied with "nope". "Oh. Well you can stay with me tonight. I have a spare bed you can stay in." asked rarity in a carm voice. Tao leapt at rarity and hugged rarity and said “THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU RARITY!". They set off for pony vile and Tao was happily purring all the way there and rarity was happy to have Tao be so happy. “so what your mark anyway?" said Tao. “Oh it's three diamonds. I have a talent for finding gems and diamonds that's all." said rarity. “Tao, you remind me of sister sweetie belle." said rarity. “Is it because I’m small?" said Tao. “well no but you 2 seem to have so much energy and you both are so happy all the time." “Well I’m just super-duper hyper all the time that's all." said Tao. “I can see that." said rarity. About 20 minutes later. Rarity and Tao made it to the boutique and opened the door to see sweetie belle. “rarity your back!" said a excited sweetie belle. “Of course I would be back. I just happened to come across a little bump in the road that's all. Sweetie, meet taokaka." “hi there little one." said Tao. “Hi there Tao. So why are you here with rarity? Are you dating?!" “No sweetie we are not dating! Tao doesn’t have any were to go so she's staying the night here that's all." “Okay doke. I thought that after the thing with what's her..." said sweetie belle how was interrupted by rarity. “Now sweetie you know that was just a one-time thing and you know It." said rarity. “I know, I know sorry. I’ll take Tao to the guest room." said sweetie belle Sweetie belle led Tao to the guest room. “okay Tao here it is, the guest room." despite it being a guest room, the room itself was fairly big and rather classy. Tao had never seen a bedroom this classy before. It even had a view of pony vile. “Tao’s never had a room like this before. I’m gonna have a cat nap now." said Tao but then sweetie belle asked something. “Aren’t you going to have dinner with us?" Tao smiled and said " ahh sure why not." Tao and sweetie belle went down stairs to a delicious dinner. “Dig in everyone Tao was starving but that's because she had the stomach of 50 other people but still Tao ate a lot in only a few minutes. “I take it that you were hungry then Tao." asked rarity but Tao answered with “I’m full now. Thanks Mrs Rarity." “You’re welcome Tao. You know you’re welcome to stay here for as long as you like, until you can get back home of course." “I know I’ve already said this about 10 times but thank you rarity so much. I promise I’ll pay you back for all of this." “well in due time we shall see what happens Tao." About 30 minutes later. Tao went up to the guest room and went to have a long cat nap. So in other words for Tao about a 12 hour nap for her.