It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. The sun was shining, nothing was trying to destroy the town, and its newest residents had adjusted well.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO GET JOBS!?"
Save for the fact that Dr.Light was making them get jobs.
"You see how every pony has something they do right?"
"I thought they were just there to keep the town from looking empty?" Mega asked from within his tub of ice cream.
"It doesn’t matter. Twilight suggested I get you all to go get jobs, and Applejack has said she's willing to hire you."
"Great, we go from super fighting robots and human to farmhands. Can this day get any better?"
Then suddenly, a melodious tune filtered through the air.
My little pony, my little pony....
"What the-"
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
My little pony, I used to wonder what friendship could be-
"What the hell is going on?!" Roll cried
"George, I’m scared..." Chadling whimpered.
My little pony, until you all shared its magic with me
Big adventure, Tons of fun,
A beautiful heart, faithful and strong,
Sharing kindness, it an easy feat, and magic makes it all complete you have my little pony
Did you know you’re all my very best friends...
After the song faded out, everyone came from their hiding spots.
As they did, Twilight came through the door.
"What was that Twilight?!" George asked the purple unicorn.
"A theme song f***tard. What you guys don’t have to sing one?"
"Er...no. we're video game characters. We don’t have to sing ours."Protoman told her.
"Wasn’t that word bleeped out when it was first written?"
"...those...ARRG. Look, just roll with today. Head over to sweet apple acres and help Aj." she said, before grabbing a book from her room. "I've got magic to study."
"The hell you do!" Light told his new assistant. "You're going to help me and roll clean the boy's rooms."
Twilight simply smirked before teleporting out to her usual outside study place.
"....roll, clean the boys rooms."
"Nutbunnies."
"Ok. Does anyone know how we get to Aj's farm?" Protoman asked his group.
"Not a clue."
"Great. We have to work at a place we can’t even find."
"I’ll take you there." Pinkie said, trotting up to them. "I have to help fix the barn anyway. So you guys are helping?"
"Yeah, thank Twilight for that." George fumed.
"I was just going to hang out with Rainbow Dash today." Protoman said, causing Pinkie to freeze up.
"Aw crap. I forgot about that, and I have to be at a 'tea party' with Fluttershy."
"What’s with the quotes around 'tea party’?" Chadling asked.
It’s not tea, that’s for certain.
"Yeah, Aj may have left out one detail about Fluttershy."
"You mean the Writer didn’t think of a quirk for her until now?"
Meh, same thing.
"Riiight. Anyway, we should probably go. We'll tell Applejack you had other engagements."
"Oh, but I really want to help Aj. But I can’t be there and with Fluttershy at the same-"
"Would you stop worrying and just do something!?" Protoman told the pink mare.
"Wait, you never rush in without a plan Proto! What’s up?"
"Well, plans are my shtick. She should stick to her own."
"...You haven’t seen Twilight when she wakes up I take it?" Pinkie asked.
"No, I usually get up and get out at about 12."
"Ok...that’s a bit late in the-"
"I meant in the morning."
"Weren’t we talking about Fluttershy's quirk?" Mega asked.
Uhhh...YOU READ NOTHING ABOUT A QUIRK.
"...did you just try a Jedi mind trick on the readers?"
....YOU DID NOT READ THAT LAST SENTENCE, THE CHAPTER IS OVER.
"You haven’t even made it close to 1000 words yet!"
Oh....carry on.
"Ok... anyway, what are you...Pinkie?"
"Hey, where’d Mega go?" Chadling asked
Looking around, Protoman noticed a note taped to a pole with his name on it.
"What does it say?" George asked.
"It says, scene was taking too long, went to ask Twilight for advice. Love Pinkie. p.s. - took Megaman with me. p.p.s. - he said he wanted to try our ice cream if anyone asked why. "he read.
"...why does it feel like something bad is going to happen today?"
"Let's not test fate...or the Writer." Protoman warned. "Let's just go to...WRITER YOU *******!"
Hey, you guys like the bleep machine I just-
"Just teleport us to applejacks barn so we can get this day over with!"
Alright...geez. I doubt Dave had to go through this stuff.
Sometime later, and one barn raising/ editing of all curse words to bleeps later, the gang was finally done working with Applejack.
"Glad y'all could help at least. Ah'm surprised you all are so strong.
"Well, we don’t have limitations on working. Except George." Protoman said proudly.
"For the love of god I just wanted to eat ice cream today..."
"Welp, ah guess y’all will be wantin' your-"
"ROBOT MASTERS!"
"...Mega man what are you-" Protoman barely had time to dodge as a buster shot came dangerously close to his head. "What the... oh **** me."
"On the horizon were at least 40 Megaman's. each one was shouting random things relating to idiocy or destroying robot masters.
"Get back! Writer, explain what the hell happened!"
Do I have to?
"YES!" everyone on screen yelled.
Ugh, fine. Ya see what had happened was...