It was been a wonderful since the great battle of awesomeness that went down in canterlot and Spike the dragon has made his business a success with pimps now starting up their own businesses but they still pay Spike 45% of the profits since he copyrighted it and that means it gets to make sweet sweet milk money from it. Anyway Spike and Twilight got married and had the greatest wedding ever with thousands of flowers and birds and it was also a lunar eclipse because they had connections with the princesses so it was even awesomer and rainbow dash went so fast she did five rainbooms overhead and broke the speed of light and just disappeared. She came back though six months later and she said she went to a universe where there was hairless apes and only a few of them liked Spike the dragon and preferred only ponies and gushed over her. Nobody believed her because Spike was too awesome to not be liked and left out of adventures and fics.
Spike had just finished writing a book on how to be a swagon in life when he got a letter from Luna which said.
"Spike the dragon I have become evil again because I read the last story and you said my moon sucked so I am nightmare moon again!!!!"
Spike was shocked and jumped out the window and landed on his motorcycle which he had made using legendary old dragon tech and was about to speed off when Twilight ran out and said "No! Don't leave without me!"
"I can't let you go with me this mission will be to dangerous and I don't want anything to happen to my beautiful wife now do I?" he said and gave her a quick kiss before driving off.