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// 12: Problems Per Pink Palette's Pornographic Pamphlet by VelvetHeart 
// Story: Xenophilia: Shotglass Oneshots 
// by TheQuietMan 
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Problems Per Pink Palette's Pornographic Pamphlet by VelvetHeart

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Pink Palette could hear the trouble coming, mostly because it hammered her front door angrily. Still, it would be rude not to open, and with a sigh, she rose and opened the door to the sight of a red-cheeked, and very angry-looking Applejack.

She only got a glimpse before a piece of paper was shoved in her face, pages fluttering to expose a rather salacious piece of artwork. "This your work?" Applejack grunted.

"Well, yes. Is there a problem?"

"Yah used mah brother!"

"Of course not. Don't be silly. Your brother is Big Macintosh, the applefarmer. Any similarity with Big Banana, the banana farmer, is pure coincidence."

"He looks just like Big Macintosh!"

"Quite the contrary. As you can see, his cutiemark is completely different."

"He responds with 'Eeyup!'."

"Your brother isn't the only one who-"

"He's sucking on a sprig!"

"That's not the only thing he's suck-"

"Argh!" Applejack stomped her way out of Pink Palette's home, and the artist finally could turn back to-

*thump thump thump!*

It was like a deja-vu; within moments, one of her comics was pressed to her snout.

"Hey! You used Lero!" Rainbow Dash shouted, waving the pornographic imagery in her face.

"Of course not! It's another monk- ... ehm... heh.... yeah, I used Lero."

"You got his cock wrong."