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// The Moon and The Octave 
// Story: Soup's "Tales of Merriment" 
// by Boner_Soup_007 
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It was a cold night, and we find the young colt Boner Soup sitting down in a chair in his house, while simultaneously drinking some cider. He was bored, and was reading a book he had borrowed from Twilight. "Ah…." said Boner "Time to finally read this." as he opened the book titled "The Lusty Pegasus Maid" he noticed that it was oddly quiet outside, sure it was night, but usually you could hear some noise, or at least the wind, but it was as if time had stopped around him, the silence was unsettling, but he ignored it, and began to read his book.

Boner was reading for about half an hour, when he heard a knock at his door, he answered, and it was Octavia, his sister. "What do you need Octy?" said Boner "Oh have you seen Luna's half brother Purrie around?" asked Octavia "Everypony has been looking for him, and we think he's lost. You're always hanging around with him, do you think you know where he went?" "Well, no actually, do you guys need help? Do you have any leads?" asked Boner "Well" said Octavia "Fluttershy told everyone she saw him go into the Everfree forest" "Hm, I could go look for him, if you guys wanted, I know the forest better than anyone." said Boner "Hey but where are the princesses, are they helping?" asked Boner to which Octavia replied "Um, they are too busy…." *cough*

Boner and Octavia went to the forest, and Octavia stayed at the entrance with everypony, and Boner went in, ready to find his friend. He walked around the forest for 2 hours, it got really late, and there was an unsettling silence the entire time he was searching, Boner was getting desperate, he was scared that his good friend could be hurt, and that he could be in danger. He imagined the worst scenarios, but continued to look.
Boner was walking when suddenly he heard a noise. "Hey man, don't talk to me like that *hic* it's not my fault your face looks like that!" Boner recognized the voice, it was Purrie! He ran through a bush in the direction, and came to a small clearing. There was Purrie, about 15 empty bottles of cider on the ground, and a bag full of bottles of cider near him. Purrie was holding a tree stump, and he was talking to it. "Man, if only my buddy *hic* Boner was here, he-he would tell you to shut your mou- *hic* mouth!" said Purrie to the tree stump, and that's when Purrie looked over at Boner. "BONER!" said Purrie with a grin on his face "You made it, man I was just with this *hic* guy over here *hic* he's a good guy!" "Ah, the cider taking it's toll on you Purrie?" asked Boner "PFFFT…..I don't-" and then Purrie stopped and looked at the cider "- well, yeah I've been drinking" said Purrie giggling "You want some? *hic*" "Sure!" said Boner, as he got some cider, and sat on the ground next to Purrie.

The two friends talked for hours, laughing and drinking cider, the cider had made them both intoxicated, and they didn't care at all. "Man Boner…..I swear, there are just *hic* way too many things that make me m-mad…" said Purrie "Yeah, I know what you mean" said Boner "I *hic* hate all this stuff man…..*hic* it makes me just want to, push a cow…..o- or just break a lamp….man *hic* I think the cider, is making me feel bad." when Boner said that, Purrie turned to him and said "Well I know what'll make you feel better" both the colts were out of it, and they had little to no control of their bodies. Purrie took his uniform shirt off, oh did I mention he had a uniform? Uniforms are hawt. Purrie took it off, and Boner didn't know why, but he wanted this to happen. He was unsure why, but doing this with his friend made him feel like it was right, like it would be the most satisfying experience ever. Then Purrie turned Boner on his back and got on top of him………………………………Purrie got his hands and body ready………………………….and then…………………..he gave Boner a nice…………………………………….. long and hard……………………………. back rub to make him feel better. The two friends then got up and went home a few hours later. The End.