Biology Class by StarSlinger
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“Alright class settle down,” called Cheerilee. “Our next biology presentation will be giving by the team of Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle. Their topic was ‘Reproduction.’ Whenever you are ready, my little ponies.” The teacher then turned her attention back to her desk, where she had been furiously trying to catch up on her grading while her students gave their presentations.
“Thank you ma’am,” Scootaloo started, walking up to the small podium provided. The young filly then cleared her throat. “Fillies and gentlecolts!” she began grandly. “The title of our presentation is: Rainbow Dash: Most Awesome Lover In Ponyville Or Of All Equestria?”
Meanwhile, Scootaloo’s partners had set up an easel and placed on it a stack of poster boards, the first of which displayed a drawing of Rainbow Dash’s cutie mark with the presentation title displayed beneath it.
“Now,” Scootaloo continued, “before we get to the surveys comparing Rainbow Dash’s stallion Lero’s satisfaction to other Ponyville stallions and their mares, we would like to present an audio and visual presentation of Rainbow Dash in action!”
At this point most of the class was looking nervously at each other, however, Cheerilee was still busily grading and had not realized what her students were actually saying.
A moment later, Sweetie Belle revealed a strange box with a crystal attached to the top. “This is the newest version of Twilight Sparkle’s audio recording machine!” she enthusiastically informed her fellow students. She continued, as if reciting a memorized speech. “While it works much better than the previous version, and the AI daemon can’t become self-aware, it can still turn on during intense emotional situations. Fortunately, that was a great break for us and our presentation, as it recorded an example of pony reproduction between Rainbow Dash, Lero, and their herdmate Lyra!”
Sweetie Belle finished her part of the presentation with a curtsy and switched on the magitech device. Immediately, sounds of passion started to echo through the now completely silent classroom. In addition to the sounds and voices of two ponies and one human, the machine promptly and accurately narrated the scene, its neutral voice a strange contrast to the others.
Meanwhile, the sounds of intimacy finally filtered through to Cheerilee. Her head snapped up, and she stared, eyes wide and jaw loose, as she realized what her students were presenting. Slowly, a bright blush developed along her face as she sat, completely motionless, her mind still not fully processing the situation before her.
Oblivious to their teacher’s reaction, the three fillies continue their project. Sweetie Belle removed the title poster, revealing a complicated timeline chart. Meanwhile, Scootaloo expanded a metal pointer and began to explain. “Now, since it can be hard to follow with just the audio, we have prepared this annotated timeline to help everypony follow along. Apple Bloom is now handing out copies.” Scootaloo nodded her head to her fellow Cutie Crusader, who had already finished giving the handouts to her fellow students, even putting one in front of her teacher, still frozen due to shock.
Scootaloo continued, pointing to the timeline chart. “Now, to begin, at approximately 4:25 we find Rainbow Dash on top of Lero, in a position commonly referred to as…”
Scootaloo was interrupted by her teacher, Cheerilee, knocking her and the podium over in her frantic dash to silence the magitech audio device.