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// Theme Naming is Dull. 
// Story: Being Trapped in Stone is DULL! 
// by Jioplip 
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Hello again, everypony, today has been yet another wonderfully dull and irritating experience, as it hits me once more just how long-term my plan may turn out to be, and I much prefer spontaneity to large plans and deceptions.

But as usual, your lovely correspondence has come to save the day, now with a new format!

First, from the_Changeling_Prince_2:


To answer YOUR two questions.
1) You are yet another constant, and your suaveness seems to bleed to all other versions of you throughout the multiverse.
2) the Doctor... admittedly an odd pony, if we're referring to the same Doctor. it's confusing here, as there is a whole family of ponies named Whooves, and the Doctor, while looking similar, has no relation to them. he sort of just appeared. he has a weird heartbeat too. it's like he has ^&^%%&$#^&* something...
anyway... there is one major thing that bothers us Changelings more than anything else... FLUTTERPONIES. unfortunately, they exist in my reality, and are a constant source of annoyment for my species, and not just because we have the same diet. have you ever had to deal with those insufferable flitter-brains? or bushwoolies?



Firstly, I am pleased to hear that my reputation across the multiverse is not being sullied.

Secondly, I thank you for your information on your Doctor, even if the transmission was scrambled towards the end.

And to answer your question, Flutterponies don't exist in my world, nor Bushwoolies, a fact I am greatly pleased for, as the mere mention of their names fills me with nausea.

The second piece of correspondence comes from toa697:


#%^&*%#@@$%&*&%ent of the doctor the doctor is a %#$%&*&^D, an a*&%#$^ce that ha^%#@%*e ability to tr&*^% thro$%^&%$@$*&%#@. the "Blue Box" is a T#$%&*^, it stands for %^^&*&%$$^&*%$##%^&*ace. he knew who you were because he h&^$#!$^&^%#%&ou will in t%^&**^%#@#^&%#$^&#^&%##^&%ng about you. As for the reason that the #$^*^$^&$%&as a blue box is that his cloaking $%^&&$#@#%&^ broken so it is stuck looking like a police call box. If you want to know what that is then ask next time. Allons-y!



What happened here? The entire message was scrambled somehow! All I got out of this was that the box looks like a 'police call box,' and I don't even know what that is!

So... what is a 'police call box' anyway?

Well, since my correspondence for today has apparently malfunctioned, I suppose I'll tell you all what happened today:

Rainbow Dash adopted a pet tortoise.

WHY IS LIFE SO NORMAL? WHERE IS THE UNLIKELY SPONTANEITY? HOW DID TANK MOVE SO QUICKLY WHEN HE WENT OFFSCREEN?

But seriously on that last one, how did Tank move so quickly when we weren't seeing him, because his onscreen speed does not match up with how far he travelled in the time that passed.

Anyway, it's evident that I need to spice things up, so does anyone have any musical requests?

Suggest them to me in your correspondence and I might just sing them for you.

Until next tim$#%^#%#