//------------------------------// // The Plan Part 2 // Story: A Whole New World // by Van50608 //------------------------------// Chapter 21 The Plan Part 2 When I entered the hospital I looked around for my prize and found that she had her uniform off and that she had been excused from the night shift. I walked up to her and said "Hello Nurse Redheart". She said "Hello Van are you here to see that special someone?". I said "Yes I am. Would you like to go to dinner with me?". She looked shocked and said "Yes! Wait aren't you dating Princess Luna?". I said "Yes, but I also heard that you've never been on a date before. So being a loyal subject Luna and I decided that I could take you out tonight". She looked at me and said "I didn't know that someone actually cared for me". She began to tear up. "Oh shit not this again"I thought as she began to release the floodgates all over my back which earned us several weird glances from the other patents waiting to be treated. I said "Come on umm". She said "Please call me Sparkler". "Sparkler? Why?". She replied "Oh it's what everypony calls me because I got my cutie mark while my brothers were playing with fireworks and one exploded in his hoof. I immediately fixed him up with some bandaids and some gauze, but it wasn't until I was finished I noticed that my cutie mark had appeared". She asked "Hey Van. What's yours?". I replied "It's hard to explain and it's along story so I'll tell it when we get to the restaurant".  We soon arrived at a cafe near the center of town that was supposed to be famous for the dandelion sandwiches that they served. We both sat down at a table it had a bright red cloth, flowers in the middle, and lit candles on the side. After we ordered stinks she asked "Now about that long story that you needed to tell". I said "Oh yeah. So it all starts when we decided to go to my friend Graham's house for a regular sleepover". One meal, Two beers, and two hours later I finished telling my story up to the paparazzi chasing Luna and I across town. She patiently listen and nodded when appropriate during the story and when I was done she said "Let me get this straight. Your a human, we ponies exist as a cartoon in your world, you dated a element of harmony, you shoot a manticore, you did a sonic rainboom in an office chair, you shoot bottle rockets at ponies with no protection, you shot a pony with stun bullets, you got hit by granny Smith with a frying pan, AND your dating a Princess of Equestria?". I replied "Well to sum it up . Yep". She said "And now you want to go on a date with me to make me feel better?". I replied "Yep". Honestly I thought she would flip her shot right there, but she did the exact opposite and said "Well it's late want to come to my house". I saw no harm in this and replied "Sure". We then paid the bill and began the long walk to her house. We soon arrived back at her house and she said "I've had lots of fun and I think I want more". She leaned in to kiss me and I said "Wait let's go inside first". Upon entering the house I said "Wait here please". And poofed off to Canterlot. With another quick poof I arrived in Luna's bed chamber and saw her on her balcony and said "Hey Luna in the mood for a threesome?". She said "Sure be there in a sec". I reappeared back in Sparkler's house and said "Now I'm ready". I leaned in a put my muzzle against her then Luna appeared. She began to panic and pushed me away from her and said "It wasn't my fault! Don't send me to the moon!". Luna giggled and said "Don't worry my little pony I'm just here for the threesome if you mind". She said "Oh yeah that's fine. Sorry Van". I waved her off with a no problem look and walked up beside her. Luna said "Lets begin". And magiked us off to the bed. About an hour later we were finally finished and we were all snuggled up in the king sized bed. I thought to myself "Nothing could ruin this perfect moment". Until I heard the crystal clear lyrics in front of me singing "Its peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!". I sat upright in the bed and said "Aww hell no!". And teleported back to the basement of our house and grabbed a modified semi automatic Glock 18. Then I teleported and yelled "Die you disgrace to all memedom!". I fired a shot that hit him in his chest he yelled "But why!?! Ahhh!! My potassium!". Then I put him out of his misery and shot him in the head, and just to sure he was dead I shot him again. As my dad said you can never be to safe. I then realized that Luna and Sparkler were staring at me I said "What that thing is really annoying". Luna said "Well with that this has been the most awkward night ever". Sparkler said "Yeah you can that again".                     Then next morning we had to leave early because Sparkler had the morning shift, but before Luna and I left she said "If you guys ever need me for that again don't hesitate to come and find me". I said "Can do, but don't getting yourself into to trouble with other stallions now". She shot me a dirty look and hoofed me in the arm I said "Hey! It was only a joke! Don't hit so hard". After that we said our goodbyes, and Me and Luna walked out to go find somewhere to eat breakfast.