"DAAAAKKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
He ran along the ground, hopping over roots and ducking under branches. He wasn't winded in the slightest yet he was still panting. He wondered why and then he heard the sound behind him and he remembered. He was scared.
That's right he was scared, you would be scared too if you were being chased in a dark forest by a huge-ass monster. Admit it you would be!
He ran through the trees in the dark of night with only the moon to light his way. Its dim white light was just enough to make out what was in front of him but not enough to show what was in the trees around him. He could hear them scuffling and romping in the bush trying to catch him but they were nothing compared to the sound behind him.
*VVVRRRRR WHAM*
*VVVRRRRR WHAM*
He put on as much speed as he could but he knew the stupidly big walking death machine would catch up to him eventually, as long as he got them back to the source of their entrance. That, however, brought another problem. It was right by the house of a certain pegasus who got scared easily.
He knew he had to be extremely cautious and fast when it came to actually fighting these things. But where did he go so wrong? Why was he running? Maybe it was because he was being too cocky that night and had just charged head-long into the beast without checking to see what it was. That was a big mistake that cost him a few broken ribs and no sword. Said sword had been ripped away from him and he had no clue where it was now. If his teacher was here he would be smacking him over the head with the sheath while he ran.
But his teacher wasn't here, he was on his own. He had to come up with a plan and fast. If he could somehow find a way to take out the-
*VVVVVVMMMMMMMMM BEEEM*
A huge bang and a red flash filled the forest as an explosion threw him up and practically all the way out the forest. He flew through the air spinning around before finally hitting the ground face-first and skidding so hard he made a great trench.
He pulled himself out and through the one eye that was still working he saw he was out of the forest and next to the cottage of that scaredy pegasus. He quickly located the portal just inside the forest in a big tree. He hauled himself up and walked back to the edge as the creatures caught up to him. They all stopped and watched him with curious gazes. They were waiting for the signal to kill from their master.
The master of those monsters stomped over and stopped as well in front of his prey. He felt a surge of anger as he beheld him. His robotic mind registered a name before he roared and the beasts below him roared as well. He looked down with a great red eye and said in a deep, metallic voice, "Organic..."
The Wanderer merely smiled, showing broken teeth and bloody lips. His hat and glasses were gone and he was bleeding from many places. His hands glowed as he spat out blood and readied himself.
"I’m no organic mate. I’m a Guardian, also known as your worst nightmare. But you can just call me the Wanderer."
The monsters growled and howled and were more than ready to tear him limb from limb. He was ready to do the same to them as two axes appeared in his hands.
"COME ON THEN!" he yelled and the beasts attacked. What happened next was all a blur of teeth and claws and white as guardian power met bestial power in a clash that lasted all night long.
.................................................................
Sleep did not come easily to Fluttershy that night as nightmarish sounds echoed from outside her home. Sounds she had never heard of before, something like grinding metal and pounding on the earth. There had even been an earthquake that shook her house for a few seconds. She pulled herself under the covers and tried her best to hide and prayed the noises would stop and she would be okay.
For a moment, silence suddenly filled the night as the noises stopped. Fluttershy peeked out slowly from the covers at the window; nothing but darkness met her gaze. She sighed, thinking it was all over. But then a bright white light violently flashed through the glass and into her room as a loud and warped noise sounded followed by a bang. She became so scared she felt herself suddenly grow faint from fear and darkness came to save her.
The last thing she heard went something like: *DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA*
And then all was silent....
………………………………………………………..
The next morning, Fluttershy opened her eyes and noticed how calm everything was, like the calm after a bad storm. She rose up a little to look out the window and saw the bright blue sky above her. The sun was shining and there wasn't a cloud in sight. But something felt off, very off.
She walked out of her room and into the living area. She saw that a few things had fallen over last night. Among those was a bag of animal food, now empty and surrounded by several of her furry friends with some quite full stomachs. Well at least she wouldn't have to feed them this morning.
She took that opportunity to step outside to check on her other animals. She looked around nervously, that bad feeling getting worse. She was walking around to the side of her house when she saw it. It was a long, deep trench stretching from the forest to right beside her house. It barely missed her animal friends and looked like something had been thrown out of the woods.
She decided to follow it into the forest and as she entered she saw several burn marks on the trees and ground. There were also many slashes in the bark of the trees. The trail of destruction brought her to a wide oak tree; its circumference was bigger than any tree in forest. She began to circle it and an object on the other side caught her attention.
It looked like a steel-toed boot.....and attached to it was................,......................
"WANDERER!"
She raced over to his side and gasped at the amount of damage on him. His coat and pants had several rips in them and his face looked like it had been used to chop down a tree. One eye was black and swollen shut and he was bleeding everywhere. His one good eye opened and he looked over to her and smiled. He had several broken teeth and his whole mouth was bloody.
"Hey there Flutters, you got a mirror? I think I chipped a tooth."
Fluttershy wasn't quite as optimistic to the injuries as the Wanderer. In fact, she was pretty much beside herself.
"Oh my! Wanderer, are you ok? What happened?"
She managed to haul him up to his knees while supporting him on her back. He leaned against her as he tried to get his strength back. He whispered the answer to her question into her ear.
"Reaper......a Reaper happened Fluttershy."
"Um....what's a Reaper?" she said back.
"Nasty, giant, robot, lobster, bugger with big lasers, plus a horde of mutant cyborgs at his command. I took care of it though." he said with a crooked smile.
"Oh my..." said Fluttershy frightfully, "how did you defeat them?"
"Um well....."
And flaaaashbaaaack.......
"DAAAAKKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
And back to the present!
"Let's just say I shot at it a whole lot........until it went away." Wanderer finally answered.
"Is that how you deal with all of your enemies?" Fluttershy asked curiously.
"Only the really big ones." he said back.
The Wanderer then began to try and stand, using both the tree and Fluttershy as crutches. She did her best to support him as he stood, wobbling on his legs.
"Are you okay? I think they might be broken...." She said concerned about his legs.
"I'll be alright," he said, still battling to keep upright, "Just need to give my body time to heal."
"It can do that?"
Oh yeah," he said, right as several cracks and pops could be heard from his legs and chest, "Guardian power-ow-gives me the ability to-ow-heal myself. I can even come back from the most-ow-horrendous of wounds and-ow-lethal of sicknesses. Ow!"
As she watched, Fluttershy saw his legs start to bend back into place and his multitude of cuts and bruises vanish without a trace. The Wanderer brought his hands up and dragged them down his face with a tired sigh. As he did his face went from ugly and fucked up to normal with his mustache and beard finely trimmed as usual as his hands passed over it. The only thing missing was his left eye which was still shut and sunken inward. He shifted his weight back and forth on his legs and swung his arms around to check everything. He bent his back and twisted around on his hips, making the joints pop. Finally he snapped his neck with a satisfying crack and sighed as the pain finally went away.
“Wow…” said Fluttershy in awe of his amazing power.
“Ahh that’s better,” he said in a breath of relief, “now to just find my sword and hat.”
“But what about your eye?” Fluttershy asked.
The Wanderer reached up and felt the empty socket in surprise, “Oh! I was wondering why everything was so blurry. The smaller things tend to take longer as there are some rather delicate connections that need to be replicated. Should be fixed in a few more minutes.”
As he finished he raised his hand out towards the inner forest and a whistling suddenly started sounding. Fluttershy looked to where the sound was coming from when she saw a silver streak come shooting towards them. She yelped and ducked but nothing happened, the sound had stopped and when she looked up she saw the Wanderer’s sword in his hand with his hat balanced on top of the handle.
“Thank you dear.” he said as he took the hat and put it on before sheathing the sword.
He looked down at Fluttershy, who had gotten back up with a bashful look, and said, “Well now that its morning and I just got through kicking ass and taking names Miss Fluttershy…..I could sure use some coffee.”
He then pulled another pair of sunglasses from his EBJ (Epic Brown Jacket) and put them on as he stepped out of the forest. Fluttershy followed and saw the Wanderer standing there as the sun cleared the trees and he stood in front of it staring out into space and she could have sworn she heard some kind of epic music playing as she beheld him…….
They began to walk back to her cottage but she stopped when they reached the trench.
“Um….Wanderer? This trench….”
“You like it?” he asked, “Pretty good isn’t it? I made it with my face.”
“WHAT?!” she yelled.
“Oh come on, I’ve had far worse.” He said, looking behind at her as she stared at him in disbelief.
“Are you sure?” she asked, running up to him.
“Yes I’m sure.” he said. He then turned around to her as they stood in front of her house and took his glasses off, revealing his brand new eyeball. She gasped and he winked at her with it.
“See? I told you. Now may I please have some coffee?”
Fluttershy hesitated a little, still concerned, but finally said, “Oh okay. Come in and I’ll make you something. If you’re sure you are alright?”
“I am quite sure Rach-HMPH!” the Wanderer had started to say before stopping himself by clamping his hands over his mouth.
“What did you say?” asked Fluttershy.
“I uh…said I’m quite sure Fluttershy. Yeah I said that. That’s what I said.” he answered, turning and quickly walking after her inside of her cottage making sure to avoid hitting his head on the low door frame. Even then he had to bend a little once inside. He shrunk down to the appropriate size to accommodate.
Fluttershy passed off whatever the Wanderer had said and went into the kitchen to prepare some breakfast. Meanwhile, the Wanderer was having an argument with himself.
“God damnit you dumbass, watch what you’re saying. You almost let an ugly cat out of the bag!”
He turned to face the opposite direction, “Bitch, I don’t even know where the hell that came from!”
His self-argument was interrupted when Fluttershy called from the kitchen, “How do you like your coffee?”
“Oh um just black please!” he called back before saying a bit quieter, “I will finish this conversation with me later.”
He walked over to the couch and began to sit down but Fluttershy saw this and said quickly, “Oh um…Mister Wanderer um…could you be sure to not sit on the left side of the couch?”
He immediately sprang up and said frantically, “Why? You don’t have an anti-social OCD nerd living here do you?”
“Um…..no?” said Fluttershy with a confused look.
“Oh thank Creator…” the Wanderer said before flopping down on the right side of the couch.
(Ten eccentric points to the person who can tell me what that was a reference to.)
Fluttershy brought in two cups of coffee to them and handed one to the Wanderer who gratefully accepted it and sipped the dark liquid with a sigh of relief.
“Ah that hits the spot. So, Fluttershy, why am I not allowed to sit on the other end of the couch?”
“Oh um….well…” she said nervously, “It’s my pet bunny, Angel. He doesn’t like it when someone sits in his spot.”
“A bunny?!” asked the Wanderer incredulously, “Come now. Do you honestly think a rabbit is a threat to me?”
He then put his feet up on the other end of the couch and reclined back.
On the other side of town, in a library in a tree, Spike suddenly got a horrible feeling and dropped the books he was carrying.
“Spike? Are you okay?” asked Twilight. Luna peeked out of her room at the sound of the commotion.
“I don’t know….I just got this horrible feeling.” He turned to look at both mares in a state of panic, “I think we should go and check on the Wanderer. Now.”
And before you ask, yes this is going to be bad, yes he is about to get his ass handed to him by a rabbit, and yes…….you get to laugh at it.
“Oh my! Mister Wanderer, please don’t do that. He might……see…” Fluttershy was saying before stopping.
The Wanderer opened his eyes and looked to where she was staring with a horrified expression. He slowly turned to look at the arm of the couch by his feet to see a small, white rabbit, no bigger than his hand. It was giving him the biggest death stare he had ever received and right then and there he should have moved his ass off of the couch. But instead he just smiled at the harmless little thing, thinking that there was no possible way this rabbit could hurt him.
“Well look at you. Aren’t you cute?” he said with a sly grin.
He then closed his eyes and relaxed again but instead he received a rabbit’s foot right in the snozz which had enough force to send him crashing through the front door and into the yard, once again making a trench with his face.
The rabbit landed hard on his feet, slamming a fist into the ground as he did. The sheer force of it caused the whole house to shake. Now by now you are probably asking: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! Well you see Angel is no ordinary bunny. His real name is Mogar the Brutal and he was once the most feared pony barbarian in all of Equestria. He would terrorize villages for years before being cursed by a mage to live forever as a small white rabbit. He wandered aimlessly for years throughout Equestria and found himself near death in the Everfree forest but was saved by the pegasus Fluttershy. Now he owes her a life debt and protects her from harm and tolerates her as best he can but now this new creature dares to put his filthy feet on his throne?! He will be pummeled into the dirt for his crime!
………………………………what the hell did I just type?..................................... Whatever let’s roll with it!
The Wanderer struggled to dislodge himself from the trench and finally manage to wrench himself out. His face was back to its bruised look from earlier.
“What is it with you people and my face?!” he hollered as he spun to face the rabbit slash barbarian who was now standing defiantly in the doorway which was really a huge fucking hole in the house now.
The Wanderer had seen a many great extraordinary things in his travels, in fact it was almost expected for something he had never seen before to pop up out of nowhere and either scare the bejesus out of him or lay him into the dirt. And it just so happens this bunny had done one of those things and was about to do the other. They both just stared at each other and the Wanderer slowly took off his glasses and threw them out of the way.
“Alright you,” he said slowly as he cracked his knuckles, “Number one, I can’t believe I am about to fight a rabbit with super powers. Number two………………”
And then he brought his hands up and made a come on sign with them and said, “Come at me bro.”
Angel, or *ahem* Mogar, leapt at the Wanderer with a speed that would make Rainbow Dash hurl all the colors in the spectrum but to the Wanderer it wasn’t quite fast enough as he dodged it by bending backwards and the rabbit sailed over his head and missed completely. The Wanderer spun on his heel and came up all while the rabbit was still trying to stop its flight. However, an elongated arm reached out to grab the furry nuisance and fling it back over to face the Wanderer who now had it clasped in both hands in a very tight grip. The Wanderer stared down into the eyes of the rabbit and it was then he saw what was really behind the strength of this creature.
He laughed out loud and said, “This world just won’t stop surprising me will it?”
The rabbit struggled for a while but stopped and panted for breath as the grip of the Wanderer tightened.
“What? Is that it? Is that all you’ve got?” he taunted but stopped when he heard another voice, “Mister Wanderer. Put down the rabbit.”
He looked over to see Fluttershy standing in what was once her door, glaring at him. The Wanderer did not like that glare at all and quickly stopped squeezing Angel.
“Thank you. Now if you’ll be so kind to release him and stop hurting my animal friends….”
“But he kicked me!” the Wanderer shouted back.
“And that was wrong and he will apologize but that was no way to handle it.”
The Wanderer slumped over at the shoulders and said, “Fine. I’m sorry. Now so long as there are no more interruptions-“
“SHAZAM!”
“GOD DAMNIT!”
In the split second that followed, the Wanderer flung Angel back at Fluttershy who caught him before a column of yellow lightning struck the Wanderer from straight above driving him into the ground. Fluttershy yelled as she saw the Guardian once again knocked down. Then a shadow passed over her and she looked up to see another creature that looked like the Wanderer slowly float down. As he landed, dark clouds filled the sky as yellow lightning flashed above. The man had his arms crossed over his chest which was covered by a black suit which had a yellow lightning bolt emblazoned on the front. He had a bored expression on his face as he landed in front of the Wanderer who was still picking himself up.
“So you are the one I am supposed to eliminate. I was expecting a better challenge.”
The Wanderer recognized the voice from many an encounter and when he looked up he saw the familiar evil face of a ruthless tyrant.
Up above in the Ether, the Master was actually surprised at the sudden appearance and he turned to see Shazam flying towards him.
“Master! I felt the word being called by one who should not be alive. Is it really him?”
“I am afraid so Wizard.” the Master replied, turning back to stare down at the world, “Black Adam is alive and on that world.”
Back down on Equestria, the Wanderer picked himself up on his elbows to stare at the super human who had attacked him.
“Black Adam…..what the fuck are you doing here? You’re supposed to be dead and buried.”
Black Adam just smiled evilly before kicking the Wanderer right in the face, sending him flying. He then zoomed up and grabbed him by the neck in the air.
“I don’t know how you know that, but yes I was dead but now I have been resurrected and sent here to conquer this pathetic world. All I have to do is kill you.”
The Wanderer pulled on the hand clasped on his throat in mock helplessness when really he was charging for an all-out brawl. He just had to keep Adam talking.
“And just who was it who sent you here?”
Adam laughed which sent chills down Fluttershy’s back who was cowering in her house but still watching all that unfolded. Angel/Mogar was clasped in her hooves and was transfixed in the struggle in front of him. He had never seen anything like this in his long life.
“I know not who he was,” Adam replied, “But he told me to find a man in a brown coat and to kill him. In return I would have this world as my own to rule. Of course, I didn’t know it was populated by such pathetic creatures.”
He looked over at Fluttershy with a disgusted look and she eeped at his gaze. The Wanderer took this moment to reach out and grab Adam’s head in both hands before releasing the pent up power. The force of the blow sent Adam flying and sliding along the ground. The Wanderer landed in front of Adam who stood up with an angry expression on his face.
“If you want to kill me you’re going to have one hell of a hard time doing it.”
Adam just smiled before clenching his fists and sending sparks flying all over his body, “You cannot even hope to defeat a god!”
The Wanderer just smiled in kind, “Bitch, I’ve killed plenty of gods.”
Then Adam charged the Wanderer who met him head on with a kite shield. The tyrant slammed into the steel wall with enough force to move the Wanderer a few inches and cause a shockwave to reverberate through the air. It shook the cottage and buckled the ground. The whole town felt it and turned their heads to the source beneath the black clouds.
The Wanderer held his ground as Adam tried to knock the Guardian over but he ended up with a bash right on his nose which staggered him and caused his powers to shut off. The Wanderer then unloaded a barrage of punches on the so-called god. He let loose a flurry of punches and kicks and elbows before kneeing Adam in the jaw. Adam flew back holding his aching jaw while staring daggers at the Wanderer. He became so angry he let loose lighting from his hands but the Wanderer just leapt into the air and dodge it. But Adam was expecting this and grabbed the chicken coop and flung it at the Wanderer.
“Oh shit!” was all the Wanderer could say as the coop smashed into him, splintering into a hundred pieces. The Wanderer slammed into the ground and laid there covered in feathers and wood. Thankfully, none of the chickens were in the coop at the time. Adam flew into the Wanderer and picked him up again before slamming him into the ground.
“SHAZAM!” he cried before fleeing a good distance away. The Wanderer rolled out of the way just in time as a pillar of lightning struck the ground just inches from him. He picked himself up before being shrouded in the dust that was flung up by the explosion. Adam was surprised when the Wanderer vanished and began searching for him in the dust. But before he could even get close, an arm flung out and grabbed him by the neck and reeled him into the cloud where sounds of a beat down could be heard as the Wanderer began another barrage of hits on the super-powered human. He threw Adam into the air and sent another arm out but Adam grabbed it at the last second and held onto it as he charged at the Wanderer with a roar.
The two went blow for blow as they fought each other. Adam was trying to land a good hit on the Guardian while shooting out sparks to strike him but the Wanderer proved to be too much for him. Another huge hit sent Adam clear out of the dust and into the dirt a few yards away. Adam picked himself up to see a bright light shining from within the cloud. Fluttershy also saw this and peaked out some more to get a good view. What they both saw caused their jaws to drop.
Anyone seen that Game of Thrones poster with the throne of swords or whatever it’s called? Okay, imagine along with those swords, every single melee weapon you know of and put it on the back of the Wanderer like some huge crest. See where I’m going with this?
The Wanderer didn’t even so much as buckle from the weight of all those weapons. He charged at Adam with a battle cry as the super human tried to stop him strikes for above. But they either missed or glanced off of the Guardian. Finally, the Wanderer slammed into him and began to grab each of the weapons and hit the tyrant with each one, one at a time. The amount of hits on Adam actually caused a few wounds to open and blood to appear. Fluttershy lost count on the amount of hits that were landed but the amount of weapons grew smaller and smaller with each one and Adam became weaker and weaker. Finally, the Wanderer reached behind for the final weapon which happened to be a crowbar. He smacked Adam so hard it sent him flying into the forest and through several trees before smashing into an old castle and falling through several floors before landing on a statue of six orbs and crashing onto the cold marble floor.
The Wanderer immediately flew after him and stopped in front of the entrance to the castle. He waited to see what Adam would do next and the answer came sooner than expected. The super human came barreling out of the front doors and landed an uppercut that sent the Wanderer into the air where Adam then zoomed up and kneed him again on the chin before grabbing him and holding him in the air, several feet up by his back.
“SHAZAM!”
As Adam called out he slammed the Wanderer face first down into the ground hard. This time the Guardian wasn’t able to dodge as the pillar hit him at full force. He yelled out as the lightning shocked him but then as it ended, Adam slammed down on his back with both feet. He held the blow before flying off and landed in front of the castle.
“You put up a good fight but like I said before, you are no match for me!” Adam yelled as the Wanderer picked himself up.
The Wanderer smiled and spat out some blood and said, “Says the douche that’s currently bleeding out his eyeballs. Might want to get that checked sparky.”
The Wanderer knew he hit a nerve when Adam became infuriated and began charging up again. The Wanderer did the same and prepared for a clash.
“I WILL OBLITERATE YOU!”
“GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT FREAK!”
Then the two flew at each other at breakneck speeds and their fists collided together. The amount of power flashed and filled the area with heat and light. Both men struggled to dominate the other as the rush of power blew past them and tugged at their hair and clothes. Suddenly the Wanderer felt himself losing the battle as the angry expression on Adam became more and more furious. He tried to push back harder but then he slipped.
The whole amount of power that was built up went into Adams fist as it collided with the Wanderer. The hit sent him flying into the air and through several clouds as he cleared the forest and came falling down into the town of Ponyville. He crashed through the top of the town hall and came out on the other side. He then landed in a wagon full of apples and bounced and rolled along the ground taking several stands with him.
He finally stopped right in the center of town and laid painting on the ground. He was smoking and everything hurt, big time. Every felt sore and cramp and he knew he was running out of power and soon he wouldn’t be able to do much more. But he had enough for one last trick; he just needed Adam to say the word.
Speaking of the devil, Adam appeared above the Wanderer and stared down at his smoking body as he came up on his knees. The ponies were all scared out of their minds at these two creatures that were tearing up their town. At that moment, Twilight, Spike, and Luna arrived to discover what all the commotion was about. They gasped in fear when they saw the two. Adam looked around at every one of them and made a disgusted noise in his throat.
“When I am through with you, I will make sure to destroy every single one of these small, insignificant, and weak creatures.”
The Wanderer looked up with a face that showed no more cockiness or eagerness for a fight. Instead there was pity.
“You will do no such thing Adam!” he called out, “I am the Guardian of this world! And you will be sent back and you will never return! Theses ponies are under MY protection and no harm will come to them! Now END IT!”
Adam had had enough of this nuisance and called to the heavens one last time, “SHAZAM!”
Then the lightning came, it crashed down onto the Wanderer with a flash of light. But something was wrong, Adam looked with surprise as did everypony else as the Wanderer caught the stream of thunder in his upraised hands and held the power there.
“SHAZAM!” called Adam, “SHAZAM! SHAZAM!”
He called several more times as the pillar kept falling on the Wanderer but he still held the monstrous amount of power as a ball of thunder began to shine and grow between his hands. The lighting began to turn white as he slowly rose up onto his feet even with the stream of lightning still falling down.
“Give up! You cannot hold back the thunder of the gods!” cried Adam whose voice now held a hint of fear.
“Black Adam…” the Wanderer said, “Who do you think gave them the thunder?”
Adam’s face began to turn into one of shock and fear as he became paralyzed at the scene before him, “WHO ARE YOU!?” he called down.
(Warning: Incoming badass moment)
The Wanderer then shot the held power back at Adam as it all came crashing into the tyrant who yelled as the white lightning enveloped him. And over the din of the strike, the Wanderer’s voice could be heard.
“I AM THE THUNDER!” the Wanderer shouted back,
“AND YOU!"
"HAVE BEEN!"
"THUNDERSTRUCK!”
The thunder exploded and Adam was hit with so much power that it could be seen from the Ether as a great mass of white light that spread over the world. He was sent flying up out of the atmosphere and towards the moon. Luna saw this and a light bulb suddenly went off in her head.
“Be right back.” She told both Twilight and the Wanderer.
She then teleported herself to in front of the moon and grabbed the sphere with her magic. She saw Adam spinning in space towards her at an incredibly fast speed. She then pulled the moon back and began spinning it around her, going faster and faster with each turn.
Finally as Adam neared she cried out, “GET OUT OF MY WORLD!”
Then she hit him with the moon dead on sending him literally burning back towards the planet. Back down on the surface, the Wanderer saw him coming and drew a Model 500 revolver and began running along the ground. He went faster and faster towards where he knew Adam would be. Adam was screaming and yelling as he fell towards the ground in a great fireball. Seconds before he hit the ground, the Wanderer leapt up and leveled the revolver right at Adam’s head and fired the split second it was there. The Guardian power combined with the force of his descent and sent him back into his portal and up into his dimension. Adam was defeated and gone.
The Wanderer flew towards the portal and shut it with his sword. Luna then appeared beside him as he leaned against the tree painting heavily.
“So how did I do?” she asked.
“Well,” the Wanderer said, “You could say that was a beat down of……astronomical proportions.”
“That was terrible.”
“Yea it was…….want some coffee?”
“I would love some Wanderer.”
And then both Guardian and Princess walked out of the words together casually for some coffee.
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Next time on Our Guardian Enigma:
*SLAM!*
“OUCH! Is this really necessary?”
“Yes it is! Do you know how long we have been searching for you?!”
“Wanderer please stop! Don’t hurt him! He’s a friend!”
“HE is a wanted man by the entire Guardian force! He has broken more laws and caused more catastrophes than anyone else!”
“Yes alright I admit it. I did cause a few messes but they were all to save the universe and I am sorry I didn’t atone for my mistakes but please don’t do this.”
“Wanderer please put him down and explain what is going on and why that man is suddenly not a pony!”
“I can explain everything later Luna just let me talk to the Wanderer. Please you can’t do this Long John.”
“Why not?! Huh? Give me two good reasons why I shouldn’t throw you and your box into the deepest and blackest part of the End forever?”
“Because I’m the Doctor and you need me.”
