//------------------------------// // Waking up (WTF!?!) // Story: Tucker's Pony Fantasy // by BronyHawk30 //------------------------------// Tucker opened his eyes after what only felt like a second. "Ugh, fuck, that didn't last as long as I hoped it would". His eyes were still blurry as he yawned and tried to get the sleepiness out of his eyes. "Ugh,l guess there's no use in drawing this out longer... than it... needs.. t- where the fuck am I?" Tucker said as he saw that he wasn't in Blood Gulch anymore. "How the fuck did I get here!? I don't sleep walk. Did Caboose finally kill me? Fuck! At least I wasn't awake... for... iiiit- AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGH!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HANDS!?!?!?" Tucker screamed that out like a banshee when he saw that his hands were transformed into hooves. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!" He tried standing up on his legs, then fell face first into a puddle of water. He sat up and groaned. "Ok, what... the... fuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?!!?!!! AM I A FUCKING HORSE!?!" Sure enough, as Tucker looked at his reflection in the puddle, he saw that he had somehow turned into something like a horse, with a horn sticking out of his head. "Ok, ok. Just calm down a minute, Tucker. This is just a dream, cuz there's no way in fuck that I was magically turned into a talking horse." "Um, you're not a horse you're a pony", said a confused and curious voice. Tucker turned to the source of the voice and saw a lavender mare with a purple mane that had a bit of pink in the middle and a horn sticking standing out of here head. Tucker just stared at her for a few seconds, then said, "Did you just talk?" The lavender mare stared back, confused, and replied, "Uh, yeah, so did you. Did you hit your head or something?" Tucker stared for a few seconds, then said, " It's official. This is the weirdest fucking dream I've ever had". "You're not dreaming, mister. This is all real." "No fucking way is this real. I've never seen a talking purple pony with a horn before in my life, and I think I would remember growing up with hooves and a horn in my head". "Trust me, you're not dreaming." "Yeah, right. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that magic is real". "Magic is real." "No way". "Yeah. I can use magic and so can you". "The hell are you talking about? I can't use magic". "Yes you can. That's because you're a unicorn. You use your horn to use magic". Tucker sighed and said, "Listen, I'm going to let you know right now, I'm not pony, ok? I'm a human, and I'm just having a really weird drea- WHOA!" He was suddenly wrapped in a purple aura, and his saw his entire life play out in a span of 5 seconds, before passing out. He came to a few seconds later, and saw the purple mare rubbing her head. "What the hell just happened to me?" The mare replied, "I wanted to see what you were rambling on about, so I used a spell to see all of your memories". "Whoa, whoa, whoa. When you say you saw my memories, do you mean all of my memories?" Tucker said nervously. The mare looked at him sternly, and said, "Yes, all of your memories. You should be ashamed of yourself for doing and thinking such naughty things. But I do feel sorry for you, the way you were living. It seemed terrible". "Trust me lady, you kinda get used to it after a while". "I don't see how. Did you really give birth to an alien baby?" "Yeah." "That's weird. Oh, how could I be so rude. I learned your name from your memories, but I didn't tell you mine. My name is Twilight Sparkle. Welcome to Equestria. Oh, and don't worry, I also found out how you got here, and from what I can tell, you'll be returning to Blood Gulch in about 24 hours". Tucker just stared and said, "Shit! Even in another world I'm still going to be fucked. Bow chicka bow wow", he said that last part under his breath. Twilight looked at him and asked, "What are you talking about?" "You saw my memories. You should know". "Oh, are you talking about that little bet?" Tucker sighed. "Yeah, that bet that's gonna leave me broken and bruised". Twilight looked away for a second, then grimaced, and said, "Well... I don't like thinking about that sort of thing, but I think I know a way to help you out". "What!? How? Wait, are you talking about a arranging an appointment with the love doctor? Bow chicka bow wow!" Twilight chuckled half-heartedly and replied, "Not me, but I can tell you two are going to get along just fine". Tucker asked, "Who?" "The princess."