//------------------------------// // From the Notes of Princess Celestia // Story: Crisis of Infinite Offspring // by dramatic_spoon //------------------------------// FROM THE NOTES OF PRINCESS CELESTIA Subject: Macintosh incident. Date: REDACTED-REDACTED Parallel and Perpendicular universes intersect with our own in some of the most peculiar ways. In this file, I have listed the offspring involved in this incident. SUBJECT 1: Sparking Cider. Parentage: Twilight Sparkle. Notes: There appears to be no radical changes in the history with this child. She has, however made references to REDACTED. I must speak to Luna about the apparent success of REDACTED. SUBJECT 2: Scarlet Tornado Parentage: Rainbow Dash. Notes: As best I can tell, the divergence in this universe seems to occur during an incident where Applejack was injured during one of Rainbow Dash’s new tricks. To make up for it, Rainbow Dash was forced to work on the farm, until Applejack recovered. During this time, it appears that the two fell in love. Dash’s time in the Wonderbolts Academy seem to have been cut short, due to Lightning Dust’s recklessness nearly killed Big Macintosh. While Spitfire kicked Lightning Dust out of the Academy, Rainbow Dash refused to return; due to what she felt was Spitfire’s complete disregard for anypony’s safety. It took an apology from both Soarin and Spitfire to convince Rainbow Dash to return to the academy. SUBJECT 3: Apple Pie Parentage: Pinkamena Diane Pie Notes: ….I have no censored clue how this worked. I’m getting a drink. SUBJECT 4: Golden Gem Parentage: Rarity Notes: This timeline appears to diverge shortly after the Grand Galloping Gala. A depressed Rarity returned to Ponyville, where Big Macintosh offered her an ear, and a shoulder to lean on. It appears that not all Prince Charmings have to be royalty. SUBJECT 5: Garden Royal Parantage: Fluttershy Notes: It appears that the two have always been in love, and merely kept it a secret from the others. Errata I do not think I have the proper vocabulary to admit how…cliché that seems. SUBJECT 6: Acey Mac Parentage: Cheerilee Notes: The events of Hearts and Hooves Day resulted in the formation of an actual relationship between Big Macintosh and Cheerilee. SUBJECT 7: Apple Jam Parentage: Sweetie Belle Notes: As best we can tell, Sweetie Belle’s fillyhood crush on Big Macintosh bloomed into full blown romance. And Big Macintosh agreed to date her, once she became of age. Sometimes Romance is found in the strangest of places. SUBJECT 8: Carson Apple Parentage: Ditzy Doo Notes: It appears that the two began a relationship, due to a blind date set up by mutual friends, sometime after the disastrous Hearts and Hooves Day incident. Other information from this Timeline seems to point towards REDACTED as the true father of Dinky, resulting in a clash between Big Macintosh and REDACTED. Other than that, much of the timeline seems similar to our own. SUBJECT 9: Stratos Parentage: Cloud Chaser Notes: I am uncertain about this. As best I can tell, it appears that Cloud chaser, Rather than Rainbow Dash is the Weather Team Captain in Ponyville. While Rainbow Dash is still living in Ponyville, she is the second in command, having stepped down due to an incident that apparently resulted in the destruction of several trees in Sweet Apple Acres. It also appears that Cloud Chaser was selected as the “Perfect Pony” for the Cutie Mark Crusader’s Hearts and Hooves Day incident. SUBJECT 10: Center Stage Parentage: Trixie Lulamoon Notes: Center Stage appears to be from an alternate universe where Trixie was discovered in the Everfree, shortly after the Ursa Minor incident. It appears in this universe, Big Macintosh discovered her and nursed her back to health. There is no evidence of the REDACTED Incident occurring. Perhaps redemption is found in the oddest of places, and the unlikeliest of ponies. SUBJECT 11: Apple Cinnamon Parentage: Spitfire Notes: Apple Cinnamon appears to hail from an alternate universe where Rainbow Dash was able to achieve her first Sonic Rainboom, but it appears that several ponies did not witness it. Changes between the Elements are noted below Magic: Twilight Sparkle Loyalty: Rainbow Dash Honesty: Berry Punch Kindness: Minuette. Generosity: Cheerilee Laughter: Ditzy Doo The Status of REDACTED element bearers are noted below. Applejack: Remained in Manehatten. Pinkie Pie: Remained on her family farm. Fluttershy: injured during her fall, remains with relatives in Las Pegasus. Rarity: turned towards Music and is a successful singer alongside Sapphire Shores. SUBJECT 12: Golden Sweet Parentage: Carrot Top Notes: Golden Sweet hails from Universe REDACTED, where Discord has become a force for good, while my sister and I succumbed to the darkness within us. The Elements of this universe appear to be: Magic: Time Turner. Loyalty: Dizzy Twister Honesty: Rarity Kindness: Thunderlane Generosity: Big Macintosh Laughter: Lemon Hearts. The Carrot Top of this universe appears to work under Macintosh on the Sweet Apple Collective. The states of REDACTED Element bearers is below. Twilight Sparkle: Criminal Necromancer. Applejack: Remains in the Sweet Apple Collective Pinkie Pie: School teacher in Ponyville Rainbow Dash: Air Pirate. Fluttershy: Slave in the New Kingdom of Equestria/Crystal Empire. SUBJECT 13: Novamac Parentage: Luna Notes: Novamac appears to be from a universe where both my sister and I engaged in open Civil war, until Princess Cadance lead the Elements of Harmony and defeated both of us. Both my sister and I once again escaped, only to be redeemed by the Elements. As part of our rehabilitation, we were forced to work with the common folk, where it appears Luna fell in love. The Elements of Harmony in this universe are as follows: Magic: Lyra Heartstrings. Generosity: Cup Cake Loyalty: Flitter Honesty: Bon Bon Laughter: Blueblood Kindness: Rainbow Dash The status of REDACTED Elements is as followed Twilight Sparkle: Minor Noblity, Married to Blueblood. Fluttershy: unknown status. Pinkie Pie: unknown status Rarity: Mayor of Ponyville Applejack: officer in the Equestrian Millitary. SUBJECT 14: Midnight Bliss Parentage: Prince Erebus. Notes: See notes under Novamac. The Elements of Harmony are as followed: Magic: Harpsy Mandolin Generosity: Coffee Cake Loyalty: Flapper Honesty: Sucre Laughter: Princess Bluebelle Kindness: Rainbow Blitz. SUBJECT 15: Bellona Parentage: Discord Notes: It appears Discord was somehow Redeemed by Big Macintosh, and their friendship blossomed into a relationship. This may be proof that plan “Flutter On” may be a success. Errata: I need a ****ing drink to deal with this. Discord a Father? Never in a million years. SUBJECT 16: Apple Cake Parentage: Cup Cake Notes: In this universe, it appears that a fire ravaged Sugarcube Corner. Carrot Cake appears to have sacrificed himself in order to save his wife, and his children; Pound and Pumpkin Cake. Sometime after this, it appears Big Macintosh was able to help Cup Cake get her life back together, and entered a relationship with her. SUBJECT 17: Idun Parentage: Princess Celestia Notes: This universe is nearly identical to that of Novamac and Midnight Bliss, save that it appears that I, as Corona, escaped first. SUBJECT 18: Fantasia Parentage: Princess Cadance Notes: This universe appears to have swapped the roles of several ponies. Here, Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle own the Twilight Orchids in Ponyville, while Big Macintosh is captain of the royal guard, and Applejack is part of the Nobility. Applebloom appears to be my student, and the leader of the Elements of Harmony. The Elements of Harmony appear to be: Magic: Applebloom Loyalty: Scootaloo Generosity: Sweet Wheat Kindness: Rumble Honesty: Dinky Doo Laughter: Sweetie Belle SUBJECT 19: Oaken Shield Parentage: Radiant Shield Notes: Oaken Shield appears to be from a universe where certain pony’s genders have switched. In this case, Radiant Shield is a counterpart to Shining Armor. Other than this, it appears that the universe is largely the same as ours. The Elements of Harmony are: Magic: Twilight Sparkle Loyalty: Rainbow Blitz Honesty: Applejack (male) Kindness: Fluttershy Laughter: Pinkie Pie Generosity: Elusive. SUBJECT 20: Princess Oscura Parentage: Queen Umbra Notes: REDACTED