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// Bonus Chapter: Appeasement of the People who Demand such Things as a Eeyup/Eenope Joke from one Big Macintosh; or; A Loaded Question is Worse than a Loaded Gun 
// Story: Granny Smith's Dating Advice 
// by democritus 
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	"Hey, Big Mac!" Applejack asked. "You painted that doll magenta yet?"

"Eefuck you," he replied.