Granny Smith's Dating Advice

by democritus


Bonus Chapter: Appeasement of the People who Demand such Things as a Eeyup/Eenope Joke from one Big Macintosh; or; A Loaded Question is Worse than a Loaded Gun

"Hey, Big Mac!" Applejack asked. "You painted that doll magenta yet?"

"Eefuck you," he replied.