Chapter 20 The Plan
I woke up to see that Celestia's sun was slowly rising up the horizon. I thought to myself "Shit what in then name of all that's good happened yesterday?". T
hen it came back to me *Right, sentry guns*. I thought as I took a minute to examine my surroundings. I saw whitewash walls, a bandage on my left hoof, and bright floodlights above my head.
Yep I was defiantly in a hospital. After I had finished gathering my thoughts Nurse Redheart walked in and said "Oh your awake! It's nice to see you again".
I replied "Again? Oh right the Painboom incident. Yeah. Personally I'd prefer not to talk about that". She said "Perfectly understandable, but you will be staying here for about a week or so. You suffered a minor concussion and a broken right leg, but that does mean you can spend more time with me!".
She smiled brightly at me which I quickly returned not knowing if I should feel complemented, aroused, or confused all together.
She quickly regained her composure and said "Breakfast will be here soon we are having oatmeal, toast, and apple slices today. I can fed you if you'd like". I looked to my horn and said "Magic". Her ears dropped and she said "Oh. Well yes I forgot I'll just get out of your hair then".
And what really made my heart drop was when she got outside I heard "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! You always got to get nervous and buck up! Especially in front of the nice the nice stallions! This is exactly why you don't have a Colt friend, or never been on a date, or any real friends for that matter. Sigh, I should just give up. Nopony would never want talk to a boring nurse like me ". Then I heard footsteps trotting away from the room until they were completely gone.
Ok right there I had to admit I felt pretty shitty my heart felt like somepony took a million of the cutest puppies and drop kicked them off a bridge to smash a ton of starving African children that lived in poverty that had tons of food hanging above then that was just out of reach. In other words I felt like crap and I decided that I needed to make it up to her somehow, but how? Then an idea came.
A couple of minutes later she arrived with breakfast and before she left I said "Hey could you stick around because when I'm finished I want to talk to you".
She turned and said "About what? I told you that you'd be out of here next week". Fortunately my love and tolerance levels were very high or I would have just aborted the while plan right there I continued by saying " No, I want to know about you, and you said you wanted to know about me and also you seem kinda lonely. Like you need a friend".
She looked at me with teary eyes and said "Thank you. You don't know how much I need somepony right now". Then she ran over to me and began crying on my shoulder which at first gave me a pretty big da fuck face, but I thought better and awkwardly hugged her back.
As soon as her little crying session was over we walked onto the deck to begin talking about everything. Apparently medical terms were still the same in Equestria as they were on Earth, and she was surprised at my vast medical terminology. "That health science class actually paid off" I thought as she continued telling me how surgical asepsis laws got a big overhaul last year, and that it was costing more and more money to sterilize equipment. While I penitently nodded my head and listened while a great idea began to formulate in my head.
Finally after a whole fucking week of just sitting in a whitewash room they finally released me. My leg had made a full recovery and I suffered no brain damage. After I got out I picked up some roses, got the rest of my plan ready to go, and remembered how I got to where I was now . *Three Hours Earlier* "Hello?" Somepony on the other line answered. I said "Hey Grant, Its me Van and I need you to do me a favor".
He replied "Come on dude really? Fine what is it?". I said " You need to tell Luna to come to the hospital. I need to talk to her". He said "Fine, but you owe me".
I said " No, remember that time you needed that favor with girl problems because you or Jacob couldn't figure out why she was so pissed?".
Silence until I heard "Fine but now were even. Deal?". I replied "Deal. Bye". and hung up the phone and began think about what I should say to Luna.
About ten minutes later Luna appeared at my hospital room and asked "Van what did you need me here so urgently for?". I said "Well Nurse Redheart has problems making friends and getting a date.
So for the last couple of days I've been talking to her, and keeping her company. Now that I'm checked out I kinda want to make her a little happier and take her out to dinner". She said "So like at date?".
I said "Sorta, but just as friends". She shrugged her shoulders and said "Sure, but any sexual intercourse must go through me and I would prefer to be included".
I replied "Sure that will work. Your the best Marefriend ever". She looked at me and gave me a witty smile and said "I know". *Present Time*. "Time to get this show on the road". I thought as walked back into the hospital with a bouquet of flowers.