My name is Lyra Melody Heartstrings, a slightly-eccentric unicorn from Ponyville.
I am not Kyzr'Vaka, the reincarnation of the Faun Godess.
I am not the saviour of Equestria. That honor goes to Twilight Sparkle and her company.
I am not a Vampire Lord, Demon Princess, Extraterrestrial, Mecha Pilot (that was a one-off), Godess, Angel, Cyborg, Robot, Pimp Lord, Celestia's sister, Ghost Hunter, or anything extremely powerful, supernatural, unusual (aside from my normal eccentricity) or god-like.
I am, in all shapes and forms, a regular unicorn.
My strongest spell is Telekinesis. The only other spell I know is a sound amplification spell.
My best natural talent is playing the lyre and being a quote 'damn good singer' end-quote.
I cannot fly.
I'm not a good runner.
I have a slight obession with non-ponies.
I like walks in the park.
I'm a musical pony, and I like music of almost all kinds.
My favourite food is dark chocolate.
I don't like spiders at all.
I'm not super smart.
The closest I've been to royalty is being foalsitted by Cadence back at Canterlot.
I am, for Celestia's sake, NOT your leader, a dark creature to be feared, a god-amongst-mortals, or any of that crap.
I am a unicorn.