//------------------------------// // Pip's First story. // Story: "Where's that Fan Fiction?!" and "Pip's First Story." // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// One bright, sunny, happy, glimmery, sun filled day, the sun flew high in the sky. Princess Luna was looking at it, because she was on her way into Ponyville to play with Pip. "Hello, Mr. Sun," Luna greeted with a funny tone of voice and wording that I can't spell. She laughed since the sun could not say hello back (that's a funny part). So, Luna skipped down the long, twisty, windy, rocky, hill, mountain, grass road all the way to Ponyville. When she got there, everyone threw a party for her and gave her cake (but she had to eat it after she had lunch, because dessert before food is bad for your tummy). Then Pip found her at the party and waved at her. "Hello, Luna!" Pip sounded so cool and stuff that made everyone look at him because he's cool and stuff. "Good to see you Pip. Do you want cake?" Then they shared the cake and everyone cheered. (Yaaaaay.) The End. No, that's not the end yet. I got you there, didn't I? Nope. The story keeps going. Only, now Pip is all the way in the Changeling empire... After he fought off a three four gazilion headed hydra with a spoon on his way there. Oh, and he and Luna cuddled AS FRIENDS. They're just friends. So stop writing those lies on the sidewalk. They even put up posters saying they were just friends. Not like the posters Pip's mommy makes him put up in his room about Changelings being super cool and stronger than ponies. So, Pip got home and said hello to all the Changelings. There's a lot of them, so he misses some, but he still likes all of them so none of them should be sad if he missed them. He still likes them all. Then, he went to his mommy, the beautiful and tall Queen Chrysalis. To say she's pretty is just one nice thing about her. She's so cool, smart, and really really funny. Pip looks up to her and wants to find a filly like her some day... Just maybe not so loud... Chrysalis gives Pip a mean, scary look, but she loves him, so that's alright. "Prince, go to bed." It was bed time, but Pip was still sad. He dragged his hooves along, so very sad and... sad. BUT! Then his daddy Discord came in out of nowhere (that's not bad writing, he does that.). Discord is really nice too. He looks scary some times, but he looks like everything really. And that makes him special. Because Discord is specailly special all the way in the heart of Pip. So, Discord takes Pip and sends him to his room. But, he snuck him some rice and sticks. So Pip was really happy with that. Chrysalis and Discord came to his room together then and gave him a kiss on the head goodnight. "We love you, Pip." "I love you too." THE END FOR REALSIES! YAAAAAAY! Art: Pip Story: Pip Idea: Pip Editor: Pip Caterer: Pip Colour Coordinator: Pip Lighting: Pip Proxy Written by Luna.