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// Lucks A Bitch 
// Story: A Whole New World 
// by Van50608 
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Chapter 19 Lucks A Bitch

As soon as we were finished we came up with our game plan first we would make it to Fluttershy's cottage, then sneak to Sweet Apple Acres, then stealth walk Rarity's Boutique, and finally Assassins Creed run on the rooftops to Twilights where she will transport us back to our house. This plan had about a 1 to 1000 chance of working, but it was worth a shoot.

We stepped off the balcony of the Dam and put put one hoof on the ground "So far so good". I thought just then I heard a loud "There they are!". I yelled "Shit! Time for plan B RUN!".

We began to sprint as fast as out hooves would take we finally made it down town and I grabbed my iPhone and began to play the Benny Hill theme as loud as the speakers would go.

We ran into multiple ally ways around a fountain and around the same tree twice until we finally outmaneuvered them and made it into Twilight's house she asked "Where have you guys been? Why are you sweaty? And what are you playing?". 

Then I realized that I left the Benny Hill theme on repeat and turned it off. I replied that is the Benny Hill Theme. Personal Pronoun: A catchy theme usually played when you are being chased by a large number of people. She replied "Well I'll have to keep that in mind, but what brings you here?".

Luna said "We require your assistance in teleporting us back to our house". Her ears went down and said "Oh ok hold on". I quickly said "Oh and a book on advanced magic". Her ears perked up quickly when she heard magic she asked "Levitation? Physics? Teleporting? Oh or maybe Fusion? Oh and Elementals For Eggheads is a good one too".

I said "I think I'll take Elementals For Eggheads and your best book on advanced fusion please". She said with a smile "Coming right up". Luna nudged me and said "That was very sweet of you". I joked and said "Me Van not sweet me king". She giggled and said "You'll have to tell me what that means later".

I said "How about now Twilight always wants to learn more about human culture". Just then Twilight walks in with two books I say "Hey Twilight, want to watch a human television show? It's educational for you!". She squealed cutely. "I take that as a yes then?". I joked and I went to YouTube to get find a good episode of the 80's transformers show so I decided that we would watch the movie not the new CGI one the good old classic.

I would occasionally pause the movie to point out a character or fill a plot hole, but by the end they wanted more. So I did the most reasonable thing I had Luna make an iPhone copy with blocked restrictions of course so she could watch every Transformers ever made. Why? Because Transformers is bossing.

Soon we were finished and we had her teleport us back to our house that was surrounded by paparazzi and news reporters. I turned to Luna who had devised a plan her plan was to yell that we were going another way. My plan said that we got riot shields and pepper spray, but due to saying something about keeping the peace we tried her plan first.

She went up the ladder that leads to the roof and she yelled in her royal Canterlot Voice "Hey they went over there!". The all turned to the roof and Pegasus photographers were all over her and she retreated back to the safety of our home. 

Time for plan B We all ran down to the basement while Luna sent a letter authorizing deadly force and sent royal guard to assist us. Within in a matter of minutes they were here and cleared the sky of any pesky news reporters.

We then all geared up until Cory said "Hey! Why don't just load stun rounds into the sentry guns?". 

Jacob said "Yeah and our weapons to". "And maybe even into the Vulcan on the roof". Graham finished. I said "Wait you guys installed a Vulcan on the roof?". 

They then nodded at me like I was stupid or something I just shrugged my shoulders and said "Cool now where's the mega phone?".

Next we all got on the roof everyone with ARs loaded with stun rounds, six flash grenades, and three sentry guns with stun rounds for good measure. 

I yelled to the audience "Attention assholes! We are giving you three minutes to clear of before we open fire with stun rounds". One pony in the audience yelled "We can beat his stun rounds they mean nothing!".

I yelled back "Wanna bet?". And shot him in the chest with a round that shocked him and poofed his hair out to where it was messier than Pinkie's.

I yelled again "That was one round and that sentry gun has about 1,000 of them and anything that's living in range will be hit also you have a minute left".

They all scrambled from the premises of the house I today everypony and said "That was easy". Until I noticed that I was on the ledge of the house with a terribly placed sentry gun in front of me that was preparing to fire. Lucks A Bitch.

And as the first bullet left the chamber I said to myself "At Least I will be over quickly.

Maybe I'll even look like a pancake in one of those movies. Scratch that I don't was to die, but I can move I wonder what's below me?". 

Then I crashed into the bushes I thought "I'm Alive! But my head hurtssssss". Then I passed out, and sadly to say with my body looking like it was a doll thrown across the room by a six year old girl.