How to obtain: Be so god awful at this game (if this even was a game in the first place), you fuck up everything you do and thus earn the strangest, and yet most enticing ending.
Applejack ran from the creatures. Why? I don't have a fucking clue.
She ran and ran and ran and....agh, whatever.
She suddenly ran into the author!
"Gasp! Who are you supposed to beh?!" Applejack pointed a hoof at Quadraginta, and then her hoof rose into the sky and evaporated into the frozen sun.
"I am Quadraginta!" I said, pointing a crooked thumb at my puffed-up chest.
"I AM REAL WRITING GENIUS!"
"Gasp!" said Applejack. "Your writing style sucks! Out of all the characters you could have chosen to butcher into a story, why meh?!"
"Yeah, Quad." said my annoying friend Zeph as he randomly came out of fuck-knows-where and suddenly started doing Garry's Mod arms. "y u do dis?!"
"Dammit, Zeph!" I say as I facepalm myself. "Speak with correct grammar spelling!"
"U MEEN LYK DIS?!" Zeph said as his entire body succumbed to Garry's Mod physics.
"Oh, come on, guys!" I said. "Er. Guy and a mare." I quickly corrected myself.
"I AM TRUE SUPER PONE!" Applejack suddenly yelled as she tackled me and began playfully wrestling with me.
I gasped and fought against her. But alas, a writer like me with complete control and power over the characters he uses for his fanfictions is completely powerless against Applejack, for who knows why.
Applejack then suddenly stopped wrestling me and looks me dead in the eye.
"You're cute." she says as she tries to kiss me.
"NO!" I scream as I kick her off me. "I WILL NOT ALLOW ICED OVER TO TURN INTO A CLOPFIC." And then I go Super Saiyan and fly off into outer space and use one ki blast to blow up Equestria.
"Uh.....whoops." I stammer quietly.
......Well, then, Quadraginta, you just fucked up your own story. What do you have to say for yourself?
"Can we do it again?" I grin.
"Dammit, Quad."
END (?)