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// Sundude and Moonbro fight Discord 
// Story: The Adventures of Sundude and Moonbro 
// by MetalGearSamus 
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One day Sundude and Moonbro were chilling in their castle when one of the pony-guys from the land next door showed up and was all,

"Yo, Discord's trashing our sweet land of Equestria and we need help. Are you bad enough dudes to save it?"

“No problem, broskie,” they replied. “We’ll take care of this Discord dude.”

So then they flew over to Equestria and found another pony, only this one was a chick, and the poor babe was hungry and crying because she lost all her crops when Discord came through with his chaos. The alicorn dudebros were greatly saddened by this terrible travesty, and they vowed to take down this Discord dude once and for all.

“We vow to take down this Discord dude once and for all!” they vowed with finality.

And so they flew to the center of Equestria, where all the chaos had been concentrated in a most confusing and disturbing way. Pigs flew through clouds, houses melted along the ground like butter, and ponies of all shapes and sizes were preyed unpon by all manner of possessed condiment and herb holders.

“This is so not right, bro,” Sundude said as the two winged-pegasi dodged a bucket made of apple cores that had flown at them.

“I know, dude,” Moonbro replied, “this is so unreal.”

Finally, after a most freakish journey, the two radical stallions arrived at Discord’s throne. His form was twisted, and each body part was made from a different animal.

“That thing looks hella sketchy,” Moonbro said to Sundude.

“I know, right?” Replied Sundude, “But we gotta overthrow this dude and save these helpless ponies.” He stomped a hoof down, and stepped forward to face Discord.

"Stop wreckin' these dudes' land!" he cried.

"No way, man, this is my land now," Discord replied, taking a bite of an apple pie tin, "I can waste it all I want."

"Your land?" Moonbro asked. "But the pony-guy said they got here first."

"So?" Discord replied. "I took over. Those dudes couldn't handle my awesome power, and this place is much sweeter now that my chaos is everywhere."

"That's not cool, man," Moonbro said. "You gotta leave and give these ponies their land back. Or we'll kick you out."

Discord laughed. "Well then, come at me, bro."

And so the alidudes used their magic to throw him out but he snapped his fingers and took away their wings and magic. Discord cackled evilly, and the two felt much unbro.

"You wimps need more awesome power if you wanna try and take me down," he said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to chill at the caramel-fudge lake."

"Hold on, man!" cried Sundude, "We're not done with you yet!"

Discord turned back to the two broskies, looking bemused.

"Dude!" whispered Moonbro to his brother, "What else can we do? This guy's totally too much for our magic."

"Bro," said Sundude, "just believe in me. I know how to defeat this dude." He turned to Discord, and once again stomped on the ground. "You may have all the awesome magic," he cried, "but you'll never get to be part of the most radical bromance in the world. And that's where true magic comes from. A bro's friendship."

Sundude stuck his hoof out to Moonbro, and the brother met it with his own. Their brohoof glowed, and a stupendously magical aura surrounded them. Six luminous objected appeared from the sky, and before Discord could comprehend the intensity of what was occurring, a rainbow born from their brohoof had turned him to stone.

"What are these?" Moonbro asked, holding the six glowing objects in his hooves.

"They are the Elements of Bro-Harmony," Sundude replied, "and we will use them to purify this land so ravished by Discord's most uncool power."

So they did, and the chaos disappeared, and the pony-dudes who inhabited the land thanked their saviors by hosting a most mind blowing party. They rocked late into the night, and in the morning the pony-guy who had first told the alicorn dudebros about their plight decided to make them kings of the land of Equestria, for he had been its king before, and had failed.

"We will rule most radically," Sundude agreed, "But the title of King is most pretentious."

"Yes," agreed Moonbro, who had had the same thought.

"Well then," said the former king-pony, "Let's call you princes. It's pretty much the same thing."

"And the people will be our kings," declared Moonbro, "and so we will not become such tyrannous tyrants as Discord was."

And so the ponies of Equestria rejoiced, and there was much bro throughout the land.