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// The way to Discord 
// Story: Pony/Human WW3 
// by Meh121 
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"I'm tired." Pinkie said stopping for a bit.
"Pinkie you tired I guess the world is going to hell." Twilight said looking at the now collapsed Pinkie Pie.
"Water I need water." She said looking at us.
"Twilight I somehow can't turn into a alicorn I guess I was messing around to much can you get Pinkie some water?" I asked.
"Sure hang on give me a second." She said. Twilight looked to be having a hard time casting the water spell.
"Hmm my magic is working a lot slower then usual." She said looking at us.
"It's because of the mountains or something." Rarity said dumbstruck her magic took forever too cast as well.
"I have something in my bag that might help a strange unicorn gave it to me." Spike said pulling out a device that  read MMP on it.
"What is that?" Applejack asked curiously.
"I have no idea." Spike said back to Applejack.
"Maybe we should ask our smart pony over there she would know." Rainbow said pointing mockingly to Twilight.


"I have no idea what it is." Twilight said looking frustrated. 
"Spike throw that no wait burn it yes burn it!" I shouted noticing what it stood for.
"But he said it would help us." Spike said with tears in his eyes.
"What color was he again black right now do you get it he is one of discords ponies and that machine stands for Magical Magnetic Pulse it's stealing there magic and even mine and making us unable to cast even when I'm a human burn it! I shouted to him.
"A what??" They all asked.
"It's like a ponies version of our device called Electro magnetic pulse it makes us unable to use electronics for ponies I guess it would do the same for magic." I told them.
"How is that even possible I knew we had some advanced technology compared to others cities but nothing like that yet." Twilight said.
"Spike burn it then." Rarity told him. Spike instantly fell under Rarity's control with just a few words. (Funny what love can do to you.) I thought.


"Right away Rarity." Spike said throwing the device in the air  and burning it.


"Sir we have a problem our invasion at Canterlot failed horribly. 1 said to Discord.
"It's fine they were just pawns in our plan." Discord said with his usual fucked up smile.
"But sir we lost over 10,000 men during the fight." 3 said.
"That is nothing our numbers our infinite are reach is unstoppable." Discord said laughing like a damn crackhead.
"Sir it seems they have caught onto the MMP and destroyed it." A random intelligence guard said walking up to Discord.
"Send in spy ponies stat make sure they are not spotted I want to see the new comer they have had since Earth."
"Right away sir." The pony said walking off.
"Soon we will plan for the invasion soon this world and the humans world will be ours." Discord said with another fucked up smile.

"What is that?" Aj asked looking down in the ground.
"They look like prairie dog holes." I said
"Prairie what ?"  They asked.
"Little dogs that live in our valleys." I told them.
"Wait I remember these holes again." Rarity said backing up.
"Well what holes are they?" Rainbow asked.
"Diamond dog holes." Rarity said with a panic looking face. Suddenly a loud crash of thunder hit and everypony jumped.
"Well so far it looks like we are not noticed lets try to sneak by there is a lot of mountain we need to cover." I said.


"Sir our spy ponies are not picking up any signs of a human just an alicorn." The intelligence pony said walking up.
"Hmm impossible I'm sure that there was a human with them even those who cause chaos can get a bit confused." Discord mumbled quietly to make sure nopony could hear the last part.
"Continue to follow them I'm sure we will see the human sooner or later." Discord told the intelligence pony.
"Right away sir." The pony said walking away.
"Oh and call me Discord he said enough of the sir shit you hear that all of you." Discord said screaming it loud enough for all the residents could hear him.
"Yes Discord." They all said.

"Wait you guys." I said.
"Not another water break you're flying and teleporting way ahead of us. Twilight said a little angrily.
"No we are being followed." I said.
"No we are not." Rainbow said.
"Really then watch this." I said aiming my rifle towards a cloud.
"What is that going to do shooting at a cloud for real I think we are getting crazy." Applejack said.
"Watch and learn you guys need to pick up on details like this before we could get ourselves killed." I told them.
"But Abbott are you sure." Spike said.
"Yes now watch." I said shooting the cloud.
"I don't see anything." Rarity said.
"Wait a second." I said.
"Ahhhhhhh oh my Celestia the pain is unremarkable." A distant voice said clearly in pain.
"What how can you tell with this weather?" Rarity asked brushing her mane.
"This is my element I always have felt calm in a thunderstorm where other panic our lose focus on certain details."I told Rarity looking down at her.



"Discord we found out who the alicorn is." The same intelligence pony said walking up to him.
"Who?" Discord said with his same eerily creepy fucked up smile that would make some one go mad looking at it to long. His one larger eye looking right at the pony while his little eye seemed to be peering into his soul. Hid awkwardly shaped body out of many creatures now standing up eager.  
"It's the human you said one of the names was Abbott correct Discord?"He asked his commander.
"Yes it is good job." Discord said not cheery.
"Discord we have just received no visual contact from either of the two spies but we were just sent an audio clip." A second intelligence pony said.
"Play it I want to hear it." Discord said.

"Discord it's not done sending yet it says another two hours by the sender so he is timing or she on sending it." A pony said turning around to him.
"Ugh there is no fun on waiting oh well then I guess more sleep for me while those foals continue to walk to their demise let the diamond dogs know that dinner has arrived for them as well as my soon to be my most valuable weapons. Discord said laughing. 
"Discord I thought the first 8 we made are your strongest weapons not some mortal porn human and ponies with a little dragon." A scientist said. 
"Silence I need to think." Discord said walking off.


"Hurry we are almost at one of our strong holds." I said planting a clay more in hidden coverage. 
"What about you there are at least a hundred of them coming." All the ponies said.
"Keep going I'll catch up with you in a few." I said putting my light machine gun on a turret spot I shrunk with magic so the gun would not slow me down.
"But...." Twilight and Fluttershy said. 
"Go now!" I yelled.
"Come on you two we need to get to the safe house!" Rainbow said taking a couple of shots at the diamond dogs.
Be safe they all said closing the gate.
(I will) I thought to my self pulling back the lever to load my first bullet into the chamber. (I hope you're counting Smoke) remembering how Smoke had been killed defending a city as well with the rest of the team by diamond dogs.
"You want me you mother fucking muts come and get me!" I shouted. walking to them.
"Fool there are hundreds of us going against you just a little alicorn you will be captured or killed either one." A ruffled voice talked. 
"I prefer the odds." I told him smiling a confident smile.
"You never told us your choice be captured or die."The dog said to me.
"Here is my choice" I said as I turned into a human and held up two M1911 pistols and shot at the diamond dogs.
"Now you die." The dog said rushing up to me with an army.
"I think that these dogs don't know it's raining" I said talking to Daring Do.

"I think we should help them out then." Daring said to me.
"I agree then  let's "help" our friends.
"I turned back into a alicorn although I was not evil my coat was a dark black and my mane was a dark black as well my eyes were a dark brown although I was tan In real life I think my anger and need for revenge made my coat turn black for some reason. My hooves had a dark red around them almost like the blood of my fallen friends and family. 
I was hard to spot in the dark unless you were a diamond dog until lighting hits then I'm gone the next moment after their eyes hurt from the sudden change on light.
"Surprise" I said behind the last row of diamond dogs.
"Hmm what?" One of the armored guards said.
"Do me a favor hold this for me." I said noticing the guard was not very smart.
"Ok." The mut said.

I threw down a couple of explosive barrels of napalm with the help of Daring Do we had surrounded almost all of the dogs.(Magic is one of the most helpful things I've learned how to use.) I thought. 
"Daring move now." I shouted.
"I'm got them trapped are you ready to fly up?" Daring asked hovering a bit above the ground.
"I'm good let's fly." I said. We both took up flying locking eyes with her violet eyes. 
"Now!" I shouted. We both pulled the triggers on our C4 and let the fire works fly. "Ha you humans have bizarre thing I wish we ponies had. 
"It's simple stuff I could easily make something closely related." I said. We booth looked down even through the powering rain the napalm still burned many of the dogs were blown to shreds by the explosions and barrel shrapnel. Others were burning but some were still left untouched.

"This is great we still have some left." I said to Daring.
"Good but my gun is out of ammo." Daring said with a frown dropping her pistol onto one of the diamond dogs. 
"Here take this it does not run out of ammo and it is powered by my magic the greater my magic the greater the weapons power is." I told her throwing her my gun that glowed with a black and red glow.
"Thanks you know I need to see what treasures you humans have."
"We will see one of these days." I said to her with a friendly smile. It was still down pouring and now night making it almost impossible to see. 
"I can't see a damn thing." Daring said.
"I have a spell don't worry we'll be seeing in no time I hope." I said to her.
"You better because diamond dogs can see in the dark and well." Daring said looking scared I couldn't tell.

I flew down to my gun using my horn as a light but it was much brighter then I thought it would be.
"I think I can see now." Daring said stating the obvious.
"Right lets kill these fools." I told her with a nod. The flames were still bright but the rain was making a smoke appear.
"Great." I said. Still making it hard to see.  
"Now what?" Daring said.
"The only thing left" I said turning back into a human and picking up the lmg and flipped up my hoodie to keep most the smoke and rain out of my eyes being soaking wet it made me almost fireproof.
"You're crazy aren't you?" She asked me.
"No I'm not crazy I'm bent on revenge which is much more dangerous." I said to Daring with a grin.
"You humans are some of the strangest creatures I've met." Daring said.
"It's normal because you have not seen us until now once you get to know me I'll appear normal to you." 

"Right...." Daring said rolling her eyes.
"Before I go into the fire how did you end up here?" 
"My arch nemesis Auhizodo and his cats joined Discords army when the d-dogs and them ransacked my place."
"Ok that makes since." I said walking off into the fire.
"Wait up you think I'm going to let you have all the fun." Daring said galloping towards me.
"I would hope not you're an adventure pony." I said walking off a little more.
"I can't see a damn thing." Daring said.
"Give it a second you will." I said. Suddenly I had a diamond dog jump on my back and threw him off into the fire. For being dogs they were heavier then I thought the dog yelped in pain and was searing to the bone.
"That just aint right." I said with a shudder.
"It's an ambush!" Daring shouted. As 5 or 6 diamond dogs jumped on her.
"Wrong move." I said pointing my pistols at the dogs and shot at them so it would not go through Daring. Blood was all over her coat.
"Thanks I owe you one". Daring said shaking herself off. Her wet mane in her eyes and blood still on her coat was almost adorable. 
"We'll have to keep track then."

We walked more on (seeing how when we were in the air that there were about 25 dogs still left the rest took off and we are down 7 dogs that leaves 18.) I thought.
"18. I said.
"What?" Daring asked.
"Dogs left." I said.
"Easy." Daring said with a smirk.
"Right you almost died there." I said.
"Yea yea." She said annoyed.
The heat was almost unbearable but my clothes still kept getting wetter and wetter so I kept cool. There were 3 dogs left in front of us one of them rushed towards me I shot it in mid air in the chest but the dog kept going.
"What the hell are you being fed?" I asked to myself.
"Diamonds and flesh speaking of which you are looking quiet tasty." The dog said with blood on his teeth dripping.
"It looks like I'm going to have to take you back to hell". I said rushing at the dog tackling him into a fire.
(Ah this shit burns.) I thought to my self.
"Get him quickly before he gets out of the fire." A diamond dog said rushing towards me.
"I've come to far to be stopped by something like you." I said pulling out my lmg shooting the dog multiple times in the chest and the other in the legs almost chopping him in half.
"He will kill you." The diamond dog said bleeding out died.
"3 down over here." I told Daring.
"5 down here." Daring said. 
"10 left." Daring said.
"Yep". I said.

I looked at my hands they were burnt a bit nothing major. "I see all of them....." Daring was cut off.
(Shit!) I thought as I ran towards Daring. I ran through some fire to get to her faster burning off some of the rubber soles on my boots and a bit more on my hands and some facial hair things that did not get soaked. 
"Ha just a mere mortal and a pony thought they could stop the mighty Auhizodo." Auhizodo said.
"This mortal is much more then you think." I said turning into a alicorn rushing in towards the diamond dogs that were on top of Daring trying to get her into the fire after choking her to death. 
"I looked at one of the diamond dogs and saw the face. "I remember you! You tried to kill me back in the base camp!" I yelled at the diamond dog. Noticing the scar on his eye from a knife. I picked him up with my magic and flew up and threw the dog into the fire hearing a splat before. (Revenge is dangerous weapon.) I remembered my Dad told me. 
(Indeed it is.) I thought.

I used my magic and brought a shield over Daring as I controlled the flames to consume the diamond dogs.
"There he is." Rainbow said.
"Right let's hurry girls." Twilight said.
"But the fire." Fluttershy said.
"Don't worry the rain it's keeping us safe just don't stand in it for too long and you will be fine." Twilight said.
All of the mane 6 and Spike rushed over to where I was. 
"Enough of the fire!" I shouted making a vortex out of it. I saw that Auhizodo's cats were about to attack Daring now that my shield was gone from her and controlled all of the fire in the area to the cats and the other diamond dogs trying to make their escape. All were heard were yelps and meows of shear burn and roars from the bigger cats.
"Whoa what the hay just happened." Aj asked.
"I have no idea." Twilight said in amazement.
"You...you fiend you killed my pets now I will end you!" Auhizodo said in anger.

"Not if I kill you first." I said my hooves now growing even more red.
"I'll kill you're friend Daring Do first." He said.
"No you won't." I said rushing head first towards Auhizodo using my horn as a spear with a spell I stabbed Auhizodo in the arm.
"You're a fool." He said looking at me shaking the blood off his arms.
"I've fought tougher" I said.
"Have you fought one of Discords lieutenants?" 
"No but still it makes no difference." I said.
"We'll see about that corporal."Auhizodo said rushing at me swiping my left leg cutting a bit of it but I used my magic to heal it. 
"Let's make this fair then what ever you are." Auhizodo said to me. "No guns on magic and hand to hand combat."
"Fair enough" I said. Auhizodo drew out a huge fist weapon. I used my magic to make to swords.
"Fool you're going to die like the mere mortal you are." Auhizodo said.
"No I will not I've killed and endured so much pain for this."

"Tyler!" All of the ponies said.
"Girls stay back." I said.
"Let us help you."
"No this is my fight do you hear me mine if I was not so foolish so much pain could have been avoided this is my fight and my fight alone!" I yelled to them.
"You are brave I'll injure you and let you watch me kill you're friends and their dying screams will be the last thing you hear . "Don't worry though this time you can see unlike your family's death!" Auhizodo said laughing.
"You........you monster you killed them now I'm going to kill you!" I screamed rushing towards Auhizodo using my magic to burn the area around him. I flew up and landed on his back and sliced his back on two sides to make him bleed.
"You little insect you will pay for that." 
Auhizodo slit part of my stomach with his tail. I was still to pissed to notice I used my magic to cause a flood of water around him and boxed it around with the land. I flew into the air and watched released the rock around him and use my magic to move Daring out of the water and the girls.

"You fight well but let's see how you do without your magic." Auhizodo said throwing an MMP out.
"I'll burn it." Spike said.
"No don't!" I shouted looking at him with fury in my eyes.
"Fine." Spike said with a depressed look on his face.
I drove my knife into his leg and jumped down holding onto the knife while sliding down cutting open his leg. Auhizodo knocked me back into a cliff with his tail.
"I'll kill you even slower for that mortal." Auhizodo said. I slowly got up to only be knocked into the rock by his tail again.
"If you want to torture me first you have to beat me." I said with a smile grabbing his tail. I let go on the tail and jumped back into his back. 
I lied down C4 onto the ground around him. "Surprise" I said. Auhizodo did one move to try and finish me and swiped  his tail at my legs breaking some of my bones then stabbing me in the cut open area of my chest missing organs but ripping open muscles that made me bleed faster.
"Tyler no!" Daring said waking up and rushed over to me.

The C4 was not enough to stop Auhizodo blood was pouring out of him all over but he was pissed and was trying to kill me.
"Daring what are you doing?" I asked coughing up a bit of blood.
"Owing you back the favor." She said.
"You tried to kill one of my friends now I'll finish you!" Daring said throwing one of my axes I had in my bag then rushing him with my sword made out rage and a bit of magic but did not disappear some how probably mostly being made out of rage and stabbed him in the wide open hear from the wound made by the swords and C4 explosions Auhizodo was finally dead he had some final words. "I wonder if you are good enough to best him." 
All the girls and Spike rushed over to me. 
"Are you all right?" They all asked.
I shook my head no. I woke up in the stronghold seeing the sign that said stronghold of Equestria's army.

"He's up girls he's up! Spike shouted.
"Oh my goodness are you ok?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yes I'm fine but how am I still alive Twilight and Rarity can't heal and there are no princesses hear?" I asked
"Daring did it she stitched you back up." Twilight said.
"Thanks I guess I owe you again." I said with a week smile trying to get up.
"Ah it hurts way to much." I said. My muscles felt like they were on fire.
"You need to take it easy." Daring said. I just nodded.
"Auhizodo?" I asked.
"Dead." Daring said.
"Great." I said with a smile.
"That was impressive." Daring said.
"What?" I asked
"Taking on Auhizodo he is four times the size of you." Daring asked
"It was nothing." I said blushing.


"How did you do all that even after being thrown against rocks and you were sliced open and almost broke your back?" Daring asked.
"Revenge it's a powerful weapon if you know how to use it but using it in a wrong way could harm yourself or let up a important organ or way to be killed." I told her.
"Now what?" They asked me.
"In a few days we make our way to Discord." I said finally getting up and looking out the window.
"Right" they all said. I walked on outside and transformed into a alicorn it was still down pouring I flew up onto the roof and  thought to myself. (I'll avenge you all I promise.) I thought to myself. Daring walked outside and flew up. 
"Discord and them killed your loved ones didn't they?" Daring asked.
"Yes and I will avenge them." I said the black on my coat getting darker from talking about this.
"You know I'll help you." Daring said.
"Good I think we should get inside." I said with a smile.