It was a sunny day in Ponyville, and Pinkie Pie was hopping in the park. She was the happiest pony in Ponyville, but she had a secret. "La la la!" she sang. "I have a secret that nopony must know, not even my very best friend Rainbow Dash!"
Rainbow Dash was doing totally awesome flying tricks below her cloudhouse. "Hi Pinkie Pie," she shouted when she saw Pinkie going past. "What's up down there?"
"Nothing!" Pinkie said. "I'm going home and not doing anything interesting there!" she said and went home.
This made Rainbow Dash curious, so she flew after Pinkie and hid herself outside Pinkie's window. She looked in and saw Pinkie looking at somepony's picture and sighing. "It is so sad, but I cannot tell anypony that I love Rainbow Dash!"
Dash was so surprised that she forgot to flap her wings and fell down. Pinkie looked out and saw her on the ground, and went "Gasp! My secret is out! I cannot bear the shame!" And she went downstairs, took some cookies and candy and stuff with her, and ran off to the Everfree Forest.
She went past Zecora's house and the bushes where the cockatrice was, until she came to an old bridge. But when Pinkie hopped on the bridge, it broke, and she fell into the chasm! But just as she thought she'd hit the ground and die, Dash swooped in and saved her!
"I love you, Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie said happily.
"I love you too, Pinkie," Dash said. And then they kissed.
Three excited fillies turned to look at their flanks. There was no sign of a cutie mark on any of them. "I guess we're not destined to be romance writers," Sweetie Belle said in a disappointed voice. Her friends sighed and nodded.