"Applejack, you're back," Rarity exclaimed, "what was wrong with your friend?"
"Haha, I don't think lover boy would appreciate it if I told ya," Applejack replied.
"I respect your discrepancy, but there is one thing I must know."
"Shoot."
"Do you like this boy?"
"Pfft, only in his fantasy."
"Applejack, darling, you are simply the worst liar," Rarity began, "besides, I'm your best friend and can tell."
"Then why do ya ask, if ya knew?"
"Because I want you to say it."
"Fine," she sighed, "I suppose I do."
"Really?" she questioned, "I was just taking a shot in the dark, I didn't realize that you liked him until now."
"Damn it, Rarity!" she yelled, "sometimes I think yer a bigger troll than the dean herself."
"Oh, you know I jest, but I do have to say that was a bit rude."
"I'm sorry," she says with a sad tone.
"Applejack you never apologize this fast, is something wrong?"
"Well....he's really interested in Shy."
"Oh?"
"Yea, I've seen the way he looks at er, and I just don't think he'll ever look at me the same way."
"I can see why he would, Fluttershy is beautiful, but you are just as beautiful as she."
"Really?"
"Of course, but you have to let me help you."
"Ok, what do ya have in mind?"
"I'm glad you asked," Rarity exclaimed with a devious smile.
I don't think I like where this is goin.
"Damn it, Applejack," you say to yourself, "you're pretty good at this seduction thing. She's also pretty good at screwing up the mood. Still though, I wouldn't mind having that happen again. Well, I have several hours till dinner. I guess I'll stop by Pinkie's dorm to see if she wants to hang out, she seems like a fun person."
Putting on some clothes, you decide to exit the dorm and head towards Pinkie's room. On the way there you hear some strange noises coming from Applejack's room.
"Stop squirming Applejack!" shouted Rarity.
"But it hurts to much....oh!" replies Applejack.
I'm just going to forget I ever heard that and just keep walking. You did just that and kept walking till you got to Pinkie's room. Knocking three times, you waited until someone answered the door. What surprised you was who opened the door.
"Hey there," announced Rainbow Dash, "what are doing here?"
"Just wanted to see if Pinkie wanted to hang out," you reply, "Fluttershy left and Applejack and Rarity are.....preoccupied."
"She left to go pick up some baking supply, but you can come in if you want."
"Nah, I think I'll just go to the library."
"You sure?" she asked, "because I'm playing Borderlands 2."
"Well, I guess I could stay around."
"Awesome!" She opens the door a little more to let you in. Walking in, you could tell which side was which. On one side, you can see all these posters of bands like Daft Punk, Maroon 5, Linkin Park, Deadmau5, and Five Finger Death Punch. Her sheets were a cyan with a rainbow trim.
On the other side, everything looked edible and pink. Balloons and candies covered the shelves, and the bed sheets were a light pink with a frilly trim.
After taking time to look around, you see a picture on Dash's bed stand. In this picture, she is throwing a pie into some guy's face.
"Who's that?" you ask.
"Oh that? That's just me and my boyfriend Soarin."
"Cool!"
"Now are you going to admire the scenery, or are we going to play some mother trucking Borderlands?"
"Let's do this shit!"
"That's what I want to hear! Now what class do you want?"
"Hmmm," you began to think, "I'll take the Mechromancer."
"Alright, I'll take the Assassin class." You both begin to play the campaign. You've never liked games like Call of Duty, but Borderlands was one of your favorites. After about thirty minutes, you begin to speak again.
"Hey Dash? I can call you Dash right?"
"Sure, what's up?"
"Are Applejack and Rarity lesbian?"
Rainbow Dash pauses the game and begins to fall on the ground and laugh. "You serious? Hahahah, no they aren't, why you ask?"
"When I walked by their dorm, it sounded like they were having sex."
"Maybe they're bi."
" I guess so."
Earlier in Applejacks room:
"Stop squirming Applejack!" shouted Rarity.
"But it hurts to much....oh!" replies Applejack.
"Do you want to look good for that boy or not?!"
"Fine, jest get it over with."