My little Revolution: Britain and Her Colonies

by batran


Finally in Ponyville

ignores season 3 finale

Massachusetts woke up the next morning feeling tired. He yawned and stretched his back. He took off the blanket and got up from the floor with pain in his back. He looked to the clock and saw it was 11 AM. He had never slept this long because he was a scout and he was ordered to stay vigilant. He trotted into the kitchen to find some breakfast. When he got the to fridge, he...wait... what is a fridge? He studied this white object curiously. Obviously there's a door there that want's to be opened. He shrugged and slowly touched the handle, the handle was a little cold but he began pulling it. There was a slight resistance before it gave away.
Congratulations, you opened an object unknown to you that can be easily opened, but I can't blame you. Fridges are out of your time...
Massachusetts looked curiously around the fridge trying to find something to eat on the cold shelves.


Apples, Pastries, A glass of water, Some kind of colored liquid that I don't know about... I guess I will take the apple. He grabbed the apple from out of the fridge. It was cold but it looks juicy. Massachusetts began eating the apple, biting down on the juicy but cool flavor of it. He began chewing as the Blue and Cranberry stallion walked out of the kitchen and found out that no one is there... well except for a Blue stallion with a short white mane (Connecticut) sleeping on the couch while Rhode Island AKA the White stallion with Columbia blue and Dark blue mane was sleeping on the table drooling. Massachusetts sighed and walked into the kitchen and came out with a dinner plate. He looked around him to see anyone who was watching before throwing the dinner plate in the air and it came down and hit the floor with a loud Crash!

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New Hampshire, Fluttershy, Rarity, and North and South Carolina was walking around the Ponyville market. New Hampshire, North Carolina, and South Carolina were interested in the commerce. They were confused about the money system at first but quickly went wide eyed as they found out that this currency of 'bits' was actually made of GOLD! Yeah you heard me, Pure gold! Instead of spending the bits on the market Fluttershy/Rarity gave them, they instead kept and hogged it and put it in their saddlebags Rarity made for them last night. Suddenly a Pink blur popped out of nowhere, startling the Colonists nearby.

"Helloareyounewhere? Ofcourseyouare,mynameispinkiepienicetomeetyou! what'syournamecouldyoutellmeyourname, huh-huh-huhcanya?" said the Pink pony jumping up and down excitedly. New Hampshire grinned at her bright behavior, South Carolina giggled while North Carolina just stared at her like she was a lunatic.

There was an awkward silence before it was broken.

"Erm," started North Carolina and Pinkie beamed at him for finally talking, which creeped him out. "I am... North Carolina?" he said unsurely.

"NorthCarolina? isthatacountryorstate? CanIguessyour'friends'names?" blabbered Pinkie with so many questions before slowing down and turns to the mare colonist, "Hmm... Oh I got it! I think your name is.... SOUTH CAROLINA!!"

The Colonists flinched back a little and South Carolina was stunned.

"H-how did you know?" stuttered South Carolina while questioning Pinkie's physics.

"Well duh! It's easy, since you resemble North Carolina, and you are a girl... South is kind of like a girls name if you think about it, so there you go!" answered Pinkie standing on her hind legs and raising both of her hooves in the air. Before gasping, "I almost forgot! I think I should go and throw you a welcome party!"

The group looked at each other.

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New Jersey, Georgia, New York, and Maryland walks into a bar,-wait hold on....yeah it's not a joke- the place holds liquors, wine, and many more things. The colonists was astonished at the uniqueness of this building. Obviously, they have never seen a liquor bar. They were going to walk away but they felt thirsty and decided to stay here for a while. When they sat down, a mare light purple mare came along and had a grape cutie mark. Speaking of cutie marks, The ex-humans never got cutie marks. Luckily, no one noticed because it was hidden underneath their clothing.

"May I help you?" asked the mare wearing a friendly smile.

"Uhhh yeah I like some of those stuff called ale, if you have them, please." replied New Jersey, He loved drinking and have fun most of the time. He even crack a few jokes while they were under pressure in the battlefield to brighten up the mood.

The mare looked at the other guys and asked, "How about you three?"

"We would like some wine." replied Georgia and shot New Jersey which made him flinch. The mare trotted away and arrived later with the drinks and set them down on the table.

"Here you go, that would be 3 Bits each."

"Thank you- um... may I ask your name?" asked Maryland while reaching to his bags, so are the others.

"Berry, Berry Punch." Replied the mare while patting a hoof on her chest. She collected the bits and walked away counting them.

They looked down at their drinks and picked it up.

"Well..." Said New York, while clinging his glass with the others, "Bottoms up" ,The group lifted their cups to their lips and started pouring the liquid down their throat.

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Meanwhile, Virginia and Pennsylvania was walking through town and enjoying the scenes. They have spotted the Ponyville Tower and went up to it and examine how the large clock works. Gears turning, and a bell to remind the other ponies about the time, and other things. However, they were caught by surprise when a yellow uniformed pony accidently ran into them and knock them down. The pony was shouting in a weird language and the ocassional "Sorry", it looked like he was apologizing for his actions. And then he turned and dashed off towards the direction of Canterlot. The two neighbors were confused but shrugged it off. They weren't surprised anymore.

They started walking down the street of this large town. They were curious about the tree in the middle of town so they decided to walk to it. Just then something happens that made Pennsylvania groaned in annoyance. A purple unicorn was walking around the streets of Ponyville reading a book and minding her own business before accidently bumping and knocking both her and Virginia down with a loud "oof".

"oh my gosh, i'm so sorry!" said the Purple unicorn rubbing the back of her head.

"Nah, Nah, it's fine." said Virginia picking himself up before picking the Unicorn up.

"Oh, thank you." thanked the Unicorn with a slight blush. "so are you guys from Trottingham?"

"Trottingham? what's that?"

"Trottingham is a large city with the most modern technology. Like street lamps, carriages, and the houses are made of brick, and the style there is that ponies wore pioneer clothing."

"Wow fascinating." Pennsylvania barged in, "I guess we are from Trottingham... So may I ask what is your name miss?"

"My name is Twilight Sparkle," Twilight began her introduction," Princess Celestia's personal student and I also run the local library." When she finished, she got some looks of disbelief from the colonists but didn't notice.

"So this is a monarch country? and who's Princess Celestia? was there a queen?" Asked Pennsylvania,

"Wow, you don't know the Princess? Maybe I should send a letter the princess Celestia to ask the town to raise their learning skills... Anyways, No, this is a diarch country, and Princess Celestia is the co-ruler of Equestria, and she prefers to be called princess so others think she isn't all-powerful."

"So a Constitutional Diarch Principality? Amazing..." Pennsylvania wondered before replying, "So what college did you go to? I went to the college of Philadel- I mean Trottingham." He earned a look from Twilight like he was stupid, but he earned a reply.

"I told you before, I am the Personal Student of Princess Celestia, so I didn't learn from college. But at least I know from the best!" Twilight positively said before asking, "So what are your names?"

"ah am Virginia." said Virginia before Pennsylvania could answer, "and this is Pennsylvania, he went to college so he are usually smarter than most of us."

"Wait there is more of you?" Ask Twilight curiously,

"Yes."

"How many?" Virginia and Pennsylvania pondered at this question. There are 14 of them but 13 they were friendly with, and not to mention 14 is a large crowd so...

"There are a total of 14, including us!" shouted out Pennsylvania before Virginia could answer Sweet, Sweet revenge...

"Wow 14?" Twilight pondered at the moment before looking at the time, "Oh my gosh, I forgot something! I am so sorry but I must go!" Before the Patriots could answer, she dashed off. Up in the air a Rainbow Pegasus was admiring and impressed at Twilight's speed.
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Later, The first and third group meet back up at the town square. They said they had fun looking at the sights. Rarity's ears twitched as she realized something. The others stared at her in curiosity before she told them that she hadn't introduce them to her friends. They agreed on that, but then stopped dead in their tracks and realized that they forgot the others. The first group went to find the second group near the bar while the third group went to gather the others in Fluttershy's cottage.

When the first group arrived at the bar, they facehoofed when they saw that the others were unconscious and was sleeping on the table. The others pondered and think that dragging their friend's bodies around Ponyville won't be good for their backs. So they decided to drag their flanks back to the cottage.

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The Third Group known as Pennsylvania and Virginia went up the doorstep for Fluttershy's cottage. Before they open the door, they heard a loud Crash! inside the house and hastily opened the door to investigate what happened. It seemed that Massachusetts had finally managed to wake the others. He was laughing uncontrollably while the 2 others were petrified and jumped like startled cats.

"Jeez Massachusetts! Don't do that ever again!" Connecticut was first to recover.

"Aahahah! I-I!" Massachusetts tried to speak but his words are covered by his own laughter,

"I think he says that he is sorry and he wanted to wake you up?" Pennsylvania finished and looked at Massachusetts who had just finished laughing and nodded.

"Well we better go, The others are waiting." Virginia suggested. They all agreed and got ready to go. After they had finished Pennsylvania decided to open the door. But as he opened the door the door hit something solid. When he looked around, he saw that he hit Fluttershy square in the face while her friends were staring at her in horror. Fluttershy fell back and landed on her flank and looked up at New Hampshire with tears in her eyes.

"Oh my, Fluttershy I-I'm sorry I.." Pennsylvania stuttered on his words.

Fluttershy wanted to be alone, she wanted to get away from all of them. She does not want New Hampshire to see her crying. So she got up and cried as she ran in the direction of the Apple Orchard. There was a silence before it was broken playfully by Virginia.

"Your in big trouble, mate!"

"Shut up, Virginia."