After getting George to calm down (tie him up), our...friends finally arrive to Ponyville.
"So your town is really called Ponyville?" Protoman asked.
"Yeah...Celestia loved puns way back when, and of course nopony was mad enough to ask her to change the name. Cept for Mad Dog."
"What happened to him?" mega asked.
"You ever see a pony get sent to the sun?"
"...what."
"Yep. Poor soul got sent to the sun. And that’s why nopony questions Celestia. NOPONY."
"Well, since you guys are gonna be here for a while; why not get a place to stay." Pinkie suggested. "I know this guy who-"
Actually, I got this. WRITER POWERS ACTIVATE!
Dash looked up at the sky"...dude what are yo- HOLY CRAP!" A building rose from the earth a few feet away from the group, sending one unlucky pony flying through the air. Luckily, he was a Pegasus and straightened out before he could see what it was like to be a rocket taking off for space.
"Are you really that Irresponsible you fucking dumbass!?" Twilight yelled.
Hey, it’s funnier if someone gets sent flying.
"And what if he hit the ground? What then asshole?"
...
"What, can’t think of anything-"
BAWOOP
"Ok, if you have something against what I’m doing, say it now while I’m here." a silver recolor of Zero asked the now somewhat frightened group.
"....you have boobies." Megaman unhelpfully said after a few moments.
"And you don’t have an arm." And Megaman's arm disappeared.
"Whoa. Now say that I'm in the Wonderbolts!" Rainbow said.
"Doesn’t work like that dash." the recolor said.
"Wait. Are you the writer?" Proto asked.
"Yea, what did you expect?"
"I don’t know something less normal than what you look like."
"I get it. Not very awe inspiring, sue me."
Rarity blinked."So let me get this straight. You’re a tra-"
"THEY ARENT BOOBS, THEY'RE DUAL NUCLEAR REACTORS!"
"Oops, my bad. Anyway, you’re the writer?"
"Fascinating." Dr.Light said, starting to get into scientist mode. "And you don’t suffer any problems from either reactor failing?"
"No."
"Pft. lucky bastard." Proto scoffed.
"Anyway, as I was going to say before you made me come down here, I created a copy of Lights old lab, but this time, it has a few more rooms. And no, the girls won’t be staying with you guys...Mega what the hell are you doing?"
"What? An arms like a stick right?"
"...Well, I guess you aren’t as much of a dick as we though-"
"Also, I may have accidentally let a pet of mine in your house Twilight."
"...Never mind. You’re retarded-"
"Wait, aren’t you supposed to be mute?" Roll asked.
Twilight began to open her mouth to say something, but couldn’t find anything to say to that. Annoyed, she took a turn away from the group and headed for her library, eager to put the day’s events behind her.
"Well, Ah reckon we all should head for our homes." AJ said. "Ah've got a full day on the farm tomorrow, but ah should be ready for the party Pinkie throws for y'all."
"Just don’t expect pin the tail on the pony."
"I for one am glad to be able to go to my own bed." Rarity chimed in.
"Same here. Later guys!" with that, Rainbow flew off for her cloud house, while Rarity headed for the boutique.
"...wait I thought-"
"I was jerking y'all the readers chains Chadling." AJ told the purple devi- "wait, did you just write purple devil?" AJ asked.
"Uh...crap. bye." and with that, the writer returned to the space writers go to...well, write.
"Well, I am a-" before Chadling could finish his sentence, AJ began to splash him with water from a vial.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST-"
Not that kind of devil AJ, it’s just part of the name.
"Oh. Well sorry Chad. Let me make it up for ya, Ah'll buy you guys whatever you want from my applecart on your tour of Ponyville tomorrow."
"...there’d better be an ice cream..."
"Deal." Protoman said, cutting off the annoyed purple devil.
About 3 hours later, someone began knocking on the door to Lights Lab.
"I swear to god if it's a Jehovah’s Witness or whatever, I’m going to sic circus on them." Dr. Light, now dressed in his bunny pjs and carrying a can of wily beer, grumbled.
Opening the door, he was surprised to see a very irritated looking Twilight with a wagon full of slightly singed items.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...oh alright. There’s a spare room in the back."
With an irritated mix between a sigh and growl, Twilight went inside to lab. Closing the door, he was surprised to hear a can opening. Turning around he saw Twilight levitating a can of beer from his cooler. "I need this after today..." she said.
"Well get used to it. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a while." Light said.
"Oh, and by the way...nice jammies."
"I could send you right back out to be homeless."
"..."
"Good. Your shift starts at 8"
"SPFFT! Why the fuck do I have to help you!?"
"Hey, someone has to help me build Mega a new arm, and since he only has one, and everyone else is going to be doing their own thing. That and no one stay for free here."
An exasperated growl was all he got from her after that, as she headed for the guest room of the lab.
"Now...back to my sleep."
Hey light, you do know I can make Mega a new arm just like that.
"I know, but I have a feeling you're going to want to screw around with her, and it’s funnier that way as well. By the way, where's everyone else?"
Well....
Somewhere else....
Ran bodies were being thrown off the top of the building as thousands of zombies were surrounding it.
"I swear if I see the Writer, he's going to burn." Bob said, setting a few zombies on fire.
They’re ok.
"You don’t sound convinced."
They're fine.