//------------------------------// // Gabuscus PSA counterfeiting // Story: My Little Tobuscus // by Velociraptor //------------------------------// "Here you go Gabuscus, that's a thousand dollars" Toby said in a modest voice handing Gabe a ticket, "Toby ponies use bits, not dollars and where did you get that new ticket?" Gabe asked "I used a copying machine back there" Toby replied, "Tobuscus, counterfiting is illegal!" Gabe shouted "It is in ponyland" "NO, it's not, counterfeiting is illegal everywhere" "Gabuscus...." "It's GABE USCUS!" "DUDE YOU KNOW MY BRAIN WORKS TO FAST FOR PAUSES and why wouldn't counterfeiting be legal" "Because your copying something that will give you unlimitied control" "I told you Gabuscus it's legal" "Great now were going to go to pony jail" "We won't go to pony jail, I promise upon guide's life that I won't counterfeit again, and now I know!" "And knowings half the buscus." "So Gabuscus do you still want the ticket?" Toby asked "Yeah, you didn't pay attention to any thing I just said" Gabe stated knowing that Toby will still use the ticket, "Of course I listened Gabuscus you said that counterfeiting was legal." Toby said, proudly.