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// Rainbow Dash is kind of mean  
// Story: Rainbow Dash's evil twin 
// by Trollolol 
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The next day Rainbow Dash wanted a pet out of nowhere so Fluttershy brought her to her cottage and said “There are a lot of pets here have a kitten!”
Rainbow Dash didn’t really want a kitten so she sang a really long song with Fluttershy and then decided to race a bunch of pets. A falcon won but she chose a tortoise because it saved her from a rock that tried to kill her. At least, that’s what she told her friends. 
“I guess I don’t really NEED a pet,” she said, staring at the tortoise, “ But you’ll do because tortoises don’t interfere with evil plans much! Plus it will trick them into thinking I’m nice. Which I am I guess because Rainbow Dash is aweeeeeeeeeeeeesoooooooooooooooooooooooooome!” She rode the tortoise back even though he was really slow and not fast like her. 
The next day she was lying on a cloud and a kid got stuck in a well. “I must save the kid because it makes me cool” she thought and saved the kid and everyone liked her. The praise fed her ego, which is what puppets of Brony need to survive by the way because it feeds Brony’s ego, sorry for not including that. Anyway, she got a lot of praise until her friends shut her up by dressing up as her. Luckily she already had enough ego to feed off of. But it made her more of a jerk. 
Then it was Spike’s birthday. Somehow he got huge and squashed things and  Rainbow Dash was  a bit jealous because she wanted to squash things so she tried to take him down. He got himself down by staring at a gem. Rarity kissed him on the cheek in a kind fashion and went home but Rainbow Dash followed her. 
“So! You’re an item now?” Rainbow Dash asked with a grin.
“Whatever do you mean?” Rarity was confused. It wasn’t like she was a toy pony.
“You KNOW” Dash said in a mad voice. 
“I really don’t. So you’ll have to explain it.” Rarity said in her Rarity voice (that means elegant)
“You and SPIKE!” Rainbow Dash yelled so loudly some birds flew away from a tree. 
“What? Oh no! He’s just a sweet little boy.” Rarity was surprised. 
“How do you know that?” Rainbow Dash demanded. 
“…because he’s nice?” Rarity didn’t know what Rainbow Dash was talking about. 
“OF COURSE he’s a nice guy that’s why you should DATE him!”
“No, he’s too young!” Rarity looked indignant and got a hat that made her look more indignant for the purpose of amplifying her emotion. 
“How do you KNOW how old he is? He never TOLD you! He’s probably OUR age! He’s more mature than Pinkie Pie! You should date him!” Ranbow Dash made a thundercloud appear and jumped on it to yell some more. 
“I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I’m going home. I do not wish to have such silly conversations in the future!” Rarity went inside and closed her door. 
“FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!” yelled Rainbow Dash so loudly the door fell off and Rarity had to put it back on with magic. 

The next day Rarity tried to talk to Twilight about Rainbow Dash’s mean behaviour but Twilight was too busy reading a lot of books to listen. 
“But she told me to date Spike!” Rarity protested. 
“Spike probably put her up to it” Twilight said into a book.
“Okay” Rarity said and went to the spa because she liked to do that. 

MEANWHILE the real Rainbow Dash and not the fake one was still in a cage. She was fed some nice fresh carrots so she wouldn’t die. 
“WHY are you doing this?” Rainbow Dash asked with carrots in her mouth. 
“I have to spread my ideas! This land needs to bow to ME!” Brony said. 
“But why make a puppet of me?”
“Because if I do and get the wonderbolts on my side I can take over Equestria and make things go MY way!” Brony laughed evilly but stopped this time because he was getting tired of lauging evilly. 
“But…why not make a Wonderbolt puppet? Why even let me live? I mean, I appreciate that! But—“
“STOP ASKING QUESTIONS OR I WILL GIVE YOU SOME BAD TASTING CARROTS!” Brony yelled. 
“Okay, fine.” Rainbow Dash sulked.