My plan is moving into place.
Picking up where we left off in the last musical number, oh that was a treat, I've been in communication with the Changeling scouts I located in Manehattan, and it seems that it'll take a few months for their Queen to arrive in Equestria.
But I can wait.
I waited for over a thousand years, this time will only serve to strengthen my hatred. And this time I won't be so lenient on Celestia and her little ponies.
Oh yes, and while Twilight Sparkle and the rest of ponyville may celebrate this night, my rule will bring about a whole new meaning for the word nightmare.
And my dearest Luna, while I consider our grudge settled in full, I'm afraid that I can't take the chance you'll be a danger to my new Chaos Empire, so I suppose I'll just have to lock you into the Nightmare Realm with your own dream powers, now that'll be a fun challenge!
And I have plans for Equestria, beyond changing the name to geronimo of course.
And these aren't the 'bright and happy chocolate milk clouds' kind of plans from last time either, my warmups cost me too much last time, and it seems I'll have to begin with the finale this time. Say your sweet goodbyes to causality my little ponies, because you're all in for a huge storm of Chaos!
Oh but that will have to wait for after I can crack my way through this stone prison, for now though, I'll have to content myself with scrying ponyville and the Element-bearers for any weaknesses. And while their irrational fear of Luna is certainly entertaining, I don't see anything I can use to my advantage here.
Though one has to wonder where Rarity has gotten off to, I can't find her anywhere... Oh wait, there she is, I couldn't see her past her invisibility.
You know, this whole escape plan of mine kind of hinges entirely on all of the Elements' bonds with their bearers weakening, otherwise I won't be able to squeeze enough of myself through the metaphorical chinks in the armour.
Oh what I wouldn't give for some company right about now, sitting in Celestia's statue garden in the middle of the night, my one line of communication to sentient beings hasn't pinged since I told you all about Luna, and to top it all off MY NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT!
I swear, the moment I get out of here, Twilight Sparkle and her friends will pay dearly.
Really the only question at this point is how to take them out, perhaps you all have some suggestions? I'm all ears and I hear your people have come up with some truly disturbed forms of torture in their history.
Unfortunately that's about it for me, I can only hold up a conversation single-handedly for so long after all, so ciao!