Teleportation sucks. Well at least the dissonant kind. The group that consisted of Discord, Luna, Celestia, and the rest of the 5 elements were now on the top of mountain thanks to Discord and his magic., but the majority of the group was more concerned on the massive pressure crushing their brains to a mushy pulp.
"Ah how wonderful it is to be at the top of the mountain" Discord said leisurely as he stretched his arms out, yawning dramatically.
Luna could only scoff at her fathers childish and inappropriate references, while Celestia giggled lightly.
"Ever so childish even in thy face of war and disaster aren't thou Discord?" Luna mocked her father condescendingly. Her nose scrunched and lips frowning.
"Oh come now Luna, our father is naught but spreading a little mirth in our dark situation. Let loose for a change and drop that Faust-Damned old English of yours will you?"
Luna looked to her sister her face contorted with irritation and frustration. "Well EXCUSE me for being original Tia!" She shouted a fire raging within her belly. "Your dumb ass can't even stay within the fashions of the last week! It has to be new tiara this, and new suspiciously banana shaped regal wear that!"
Discord looked at his two daughters with a small smile on his face. They still bickered the same as he remembered, and over the same pointless things. It must have started that whole eternal night business he had heard about for a while.
"Ugh will those two just shut the buck up and get us out of here! My head is killing me!" Rainbow Dash complained.
Applejack and Fluttershy nodded in silent agreement as Rarity and Pinkie Pie lay there clutching their heads in the hooves, groaning in agony.
"Oh I do apologize those two can get at it a bit. Their argumentative side certainly didn't come from me! Why it must have been their mother!" Discord exclaimed.
"Ugh no you idiot just get us off this mountain" Applejack said. Attempting to not let her brain leak out of her nasal canals.
In the background Celestia and Luna's argument was only becoming more and more heated and raising in volume.
"Umm yes, I agree with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. We really need to get off this mountain." Fluttershy mumbled, as the pain in her head wasn't lessening.
In the background Luna and Celestia had broken of magic and were still attempting to out yell the other.
"WHATS THAT?" Discord yelled, trying to be audible over his two now very loud and arguing daughters. "I can't hear you over the bickering mare!"
"We need to get out of here!"
"WE NEED TO ROB CHILDREN OF THIER TEARS?!?" Discord shouted his lion paw at his ear, in the hopes to hear better.
"No we need to get out of here!"
"MEXICANS ARE QUEERS??? FLUTTERSHY YOU'RE TERRIBLE! THEY ARE A NICE PEOPLE!"
"WE NEED TO-"
"FUCK THIS!" And with a snap of his talon the rather loud and irritating group was gone once more.
With a flash of magic the group had welcomed themselves to a new place, this time not so high above sea level. But that didn't seem to stop the two eternal princesses.
"AND IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT THE NEW 720 ISN'T COMPATIBLE WITH THE 360 OR THE ORIGINAL! FUCK YOU TIA! FUCK YOU WITH A GARDEN HOSE!"
"WE'LL BOOM BITCH!" Celestia shouted. "PONY STATION SUPREMACY! AND YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE THE PS3 HAS BETTER GRAPHICS!"
"Girls..."
"HAH! I WILL MURDER YOUR PS3 AND ITS SHITTY GRAPHICS WITH A SPOON"
"Girls"
"YEAH WELL I HAVE A GOLF CLUB!"
"Girls!"
"FUCK YOUR GOLF CLUB I HAVE A MONKEY!"
"Oh for the love of... just shut shut up!" Discord shouted, throwing his arms in the air, literally coming between the two and magically slapping magical zippers on heir mouths.