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// GAP Whore 
// Story: Killian's Misadventures in Equestria with Princess Molestia 
// by TwiplotSpankle 
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  In the before time, there was a chicken. His name was Fred. Now Fred so loved his brothers and sisters, that he ate them.

Chapter 6

  Killian woke in the night from that horrifyingly horrible dream. It was just a dream, or was it?
     Don't worry your little tits as to the outcome, for it was in fact, but a dream. So at this point, you must have cum to the realization that this scene held absolutely no purpose. None whatsoever. So let's skip forward a couple of theoretical hours to the figurative start of the day.
   Killian woke up on Joey's floor, and immediately went for the kitchen. Once there, he began to make mac and cheese. But then, a conundrum, he couldn't find any milk. Killian searched and searched, but still came up with nothing.
   "Joey! Where's the milk!?" Killian shouted.
              *Silence....
   "Joey!! Where do you keep the milk!!?"
  Killian's only answer was utter silence... Except for the breathing. Killian looked up and met eyes with Joey. Killian made some attempt to dodge as Joey flattened him.
   "Oh Kilrian." Joey said childishly.
 "What do you want whore!!?" Killian asked agitated.
  "Can I ask u a question?" Joey replied.
  Killian looked at him flatly, waiting for this all important question. Joey's mouth curved into a sly, crooked smile.
  "Do u even lift bro?"
  Oh man, you sure did it now. I mean talk about poking the already pissed-off furless unpony thing. And in that instant, something within Killian snapped. He grabbed the knife beside him and went to strike down Joey, forever ending his utterly annoying antics forever... Joey, completely clueless as to what was about to transpire, flew to a cabinet in the far corner. Killian missed him by mere inches. Joey came back with an empty sack labeled "Goods".
    "Damn, all out." Joey said, overturning the sack. "Welp, looks like you and me are going on a candy run!"
   Joey and Killian were wandering aimlessly around Ponyville, until Killian  bumped into somepony. Killian looked down and noticed a pony in what looked like a wizard cap. As the mare looked up, she met eyes with Killian and blushed. Killian returned with a smile, at this the mare jerked away with a look of scorn on her face.
  "Out of my way you, The Great and Powerful Trixie won't stand for you looking down upon her!" Trixie said, as she telekinetically threw Killian aside.
  Seeing that he wasn't yet dead. Trixie started walking toward Killian to finish the job. Then, an idea.
  "Since Trixie is feeling rather benevolent today, she will make you both a deal: each of you get a wish, in exchange for three years of your natural life." so said Trixie.
 "No deal." Replied Killian.
   "I wish this sack was full of candy." Joey said holding out the bag. With a flare of Trixie's horn, the bag began overflowing with candy.
   "Next." Trixie said.
  "I said no deal, Joey may be stupid enough to trade three years of his life for a bag of candy, but me, not so much." Killian finished.
  "How about this: The Great and Powerful Trixie sends one of your friends from your world here, with no cost against you." The Great and Oh So Benevolent Trixie offered.
  "And the catch?"
  "No catch, anybody you want, transported here." Trixie finished.
  "Fine, I wish Colby was in Equestria!"
 Trixie's horn began to glow, a spectacular light show ensued. Winds buffeted all about. With a flash of white light, a portal opened. Blinded by the light, Killian looked away. When all was done, Killian was speechless.
  "What the hell, where am I?"
   Killian just stood, dumbfounded. Joey barely stifled a laugh. Colby first looked at Killian, then the rest of his surroundings.
   "Whoa, is that a pony? OH MY GOD! It's a pony!!!" Colby exclaimed with glee, as he ran and hugged Trixie. Trixie quickly pushed him away and threw up a force field.
  Joey couldn't hold it anymore, he fell on his back, laughing uncontrollably, whilst rolling around on the ground. Killian couldn't help but just stare. Joey came up, still giggling, and shouted:
   "HE'S PINK!!!"
    Then he fell back, laughing once again.
  "I'm pink? What?" Colby exclaimed.
    Joey quickly flew over, holding a mirror that he pulled out of thin air. Colby stared for a minute at his reflection.
  "WHY AM I PINK!?" Colby exclaimed.
"Hey! That's a good question: Why is he pink!?" Killian looked to Trixie accusingly.
  "Hey! Don't look at me like that! I only brought him here, I didn't choose the color." Trixie replied nervously. 
  "And I'm a unicorn too! Actually, I have no problem with that." Colby said.
     "Pinkie Pie darling, what on earth are you doing with these ruffians?" A voice said behind Colby. Colby turned and looked at the white mare.
  "Wait, you're not Pinkie Pie."
           "No?" Colby asked.
  Rarity charged Colby, stabbing him in the neck with her horn. When she pulled out, blood gushed from the wound.
   "You whore! You killed Colby!!!" Killian shouted.
  Joey fell back "Pffft, HahaHahahahaha...

  See you next time for Killian's Misadventures in Equestria with Princess Molestia....
  P.S. 
            Don't look behind you....