Evolvion

by Ramboom


No.....

As we walked over to Twilight's house a thought of every posible question I could get. I had 2 backpacks of what I could salvage including a small box that I oped up on the walk it had an IPod in it I turned it on and the first song come on. It was techno music. The first that I lisened to ever. By the time the song ended we where there. Celestia nocked at the door. Twilight saw her and opened the door fully, then she saw me and she started blabbing about questions.

I shoved my fist in her muzzle and said "ONLY the important questions and to save time, My name is Ezzy I a human, well sort of I was a human 101 years ago I had a drug that had me grow wings. It is possible I a somewhere between a human and a pony. I am an omnivore but I only eat chicken and pork. These (festering to the guns) are weapons, I am meant to use them if their are Hostile creachers or if I have no food left from a crash. Did I miss anything?
Twilight replied "Your age?"
I did a face palm I remembered to explain the guns and my diet but not my age "I am 13 years old; Ok I will be going now."
Twilight yelled after me" WAIT DON'T YOU WANT SOME BITS?"
I asked "Is that the Currency?" Twilight just nodded and went inside.
Celestia said "I must go now, I hope you settle in well."
Twilight returned moments later with a drawstring bag and saying something about Rainbow Dash and house. But I just wanted to get out of there.
I flew away, with a face plant or two one on the ground and one on a CLOUD!? This was impossible but the clouds must have diffrent chemicals in them. Ah forget about it now to find Rainbow Dash or Pinky Pie. Then I saw Pinky pie bouncing through a cloud, saying stuff that I couldent understand apart from sauagercube corner. I tried to land but fell the last 3 meters, good enough. I walked and couldn't find anyone/pony then I rembered about the episode where the zebra, Zacora was it, came into town. They must be scared of me two.


After 10 minutes of walking I found sugercube corner. When I walked in it was dark and unshore on what to do I said "hello, anyo- I mean pony in here?"
Somepony turned on the lights and everypony and I mean EVERYPONY yelled "SURPRISE!!."
I was shocked then started to giggle, then Pinky came out on nowhere and blurted out "HeydidyoulikeitiknowItoldyoubutdoyoulikeititisyourwelcometoequestriaparty youmustnothaveanyfroendssinseyouleftthemallbackwhereyoucamefrombutnowyouhavelotsonfriends"
All I could do was smile as I never had a party or friends befor and I resided that I needed to tell pinky "Pinky Pie, I should tell you I never had friends for 13 years of my life and I am 13 years old, so I apresate it sooo much. Thank you Pinky." I started to tear up as I realized for this long I had never been able to call someone my friend. Pinkey just said "Iwillbeyourfriendthen!" I smiled and slightly shock my head at this. I wondered of To see the good and picked up a cupcake and bit into this, it was so sweet! It must have such a high sugar content, or at least be the natural state of their food. Don't question it.

At the back of the room there was a DJ I walked up to him and asked for a look at his decks. I found a way to plug in the iPod and started looking for a song. And what came on was a song called firework. So I attempted to make a remix of it and people started to pay attention to me. I smiled it was a bit strange at some points. I saw 3 fills, which I recognized as the cutie mark crusaders a smiled at the and I made a mistake and hoped they didn't notice.

At the end of the song people started to stomp their hooves in the ground.i did a quick curcy and stepped away then the DJ asked if I wanted her to teach me how to use the decks. Of coarse I said yes! Rainbow Dash came up to me and said "that was so COOL!"
I blushed and said "really that was my first time."
The DJ said "No, that can't be right, if it is your a natural, anywey , my name is Vinal. When do you want to start?"
I said "when do you want me to start?"
Rainbow said "YOUR going to work at Vinal's CLUB"
I said "Yeh why"
Vinal stepped in "My club takes weeks to get on theWATING list to get on the list that let's you enter when you want." My jaw dropped,mand Vinal just said "Do up you want to come by the club after the party?" I just nodded.
I turned to rainbow dash and said," well the house I was meant to stay in is destroyed so is their any complications about having a cloud house?"
Rainbow shock her head I signed relived.

Hours after party I flowed Vinal to her club and Rainbow dash was hovering above us trying to not been seen until I said "Hi rainbow what are you doing, do you want to see the club? You could have just asked." Vinal nodded in agreement and I smirked at her. Vinal let all of us in and my jaw dropped it looked so cool! I put on a straight face and said "So where are the decks?"

After a wile in the club it was starting to get dark so I asked to rainbow "It is to dark now to start building my house so could I stay the night at your house?"
Rainbow saw the opotunity to take advantage of me and said "Only if you can get me on the entry list." I signed and nodded. Rainbow cheered and I started to fly off but less then 2 minuets later I failed at flying. I got up, brushed myself off and flew to Rainbow's house. I crashed landed on Rainbow's porch. She started laffing at me. I just went inside and fell asleep in the floor.