Alright guys, I am ba- *WHUMP*.....Pinkie......can't.....breath......lungs.....failing......darkness....closing......in.... *gasp*
Oh author I missed you!! All I had to do was bother other authors with my 4 wall breaking shenanigans........But I missed baby Discord. *Squee* But now you're back!!! and you know what THAT means....
Oh no.....not aga-IT'S A SUPER PINKIE PARTY TIME *FWEEEOOOO*
At least let me get to the story before we begin okay?!?!
*sigh* Okaaaaaaayyy.............but do I get to be in it?
Not this time
Aaaaaaawwwwww
D-don't look at me like that, I....I.....can't....resist......cuteness..... consciousness.....fading.....
Yesss.....yessss.....let the cute flow though you....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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The day was nice and sunny. The birds were tranquil, fluttering about and chirping out their sweet melodies. The flowers were in bloom, and a warm and gentle breeze was wafting through the trees. None of this, however, was noticed by a noticeably nervous and obviously flustered Pegasus. She was late...... for a veterinarian's conference in Las Pegasus and she couldn't be late....they'd take her licence. Unfortunately, this meant that she had not planned on asking someone to watch over Discord. So the usually flustered and shy mare found herself in the odd position of begging for a baby sitter. She immediately went to Twilight, but...
"I'm sorry Fluttershy. Normally I'd say yes, but right now I'm under some..... extraneous circumstances.... *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* "OH NO THEY GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT!!!!"
At that moment, the door was promptly closed and as Fluttershy hurried away, she heard the muffled sounds of what sounded like laser blasts, roars, and one final "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIIVE YOU ROBOTIC SUM'BITCH!!!" From then on, the search to find a foal sitter just spiraled down further and further; Rarity was busy for her trip Hoovris, the capital of Pony Fashion, Apple Jack was harvesting the yearly crop of strawberry flavored apples, Rainbow Dash was "practicing" for the Wonderbolts tryouts, and she didn't want to go near Pinkie Pie because of what happened last time.
HEY!!! I'm responsible!.....sorta
Really? You of all ponies? *sigh* and stop breaking the fourth wall! You know I said you weren't going to be in this one!.
*mutter* stupid author....never letting me be in the stories *mutter*
What was that?
Oh nothing. NOW BACK TO STORY!!!
*ahem* But just as all hope seamed lost, but all of a sudden, a solution appeared right in front of her...or more accurately, fell on her.
"Owch..."
"Oh, I'm sorry Fluttershy. I just got kinda distracted and I ju-"
"I-it's okay Derpy. I know you didn't mean it."
"Thanks a ton. I just wish there was a way I could make up for it."
*ding* Liiiightbuuuuulb
"Well there is a way. You see I have no one to watch over lil Dissy here, and I was wondering if you could....you know..."
"Sure, no problem"
*glomp* "OHTNAKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! Well I gotta go. Bye Derpy!"
"BYE FLUTTERSHYYYY.....So....you're Discord?"
"Gah"
"...Ever had a muffin?"
".....gah?"
"No?"
".....gah."
"Awww it's okay. I'll fix that in a jiffy. Now come on, let's get you home."
And with that she picked up the wee baby Seamus I mean Discord, in her wings and trotted off to her home. Under her wings, there was the scent of sugar, cinnamon, and blueberry muffins....and the little lord of chaos slept, and Derpy smiled.
{To Be Cont.}