I really wanted somepony to ask about this, but it might look weird if I asked Applejack since we're supposed to pretend to give in. It sure seemed simple enough, and Twilight and Luna both said we were the ones in control. I sighed and looked at Discord in his colt form. He looked way more trustworthy like this too.
"Fine. What da ah do?"
"A single touch, then focus on what you want, and…" he rolled his eyes. "Stamp your hooves or something. I don't know. You're awful at getting the flying to work so even with my help I doubt…"
"Ah can do it."
"Then all you have to do is touch me and focus on what you want."
"Yea, I want to be big and strong so I can work the farm."
"Yes, perfect. Come on now, any contact will do."
"Really now?"
I then smiled, and reared up. I then came down right on his back with both hooves, concentrating on what I wanted. He yelped in pain, but right away I felt something happen. It was a weird sorta all over tingle. When I got off him I could already tell I was taller, even if just a tiny bit.
"Whoo, that worked real well."
"Amazingly it did." He groaned. "But that was a horrible idea and anyone even slightly less amazing than myself would have lost all concentration instantly."
"Well you ain't gonna die or nothing now is you? Besides you are trying to trick me ah know but you ain't as smart as you think."
"But I did trick you, and the orange one too. I just need to figure out something the singer wants, and I can have a hat trick of tricks. Now, if you'll excuse me I have a certain pink pony to torture as best I can. Though I'm not sure she notices."
Then with a stomp of his hooves he was gone. So much of that didn't make sense, though I guess Sweetie is a good singer. I don't know why he'd call her that though. So he just admitted he tricked us both somehow, but what could he mean?