//------------------------------// // Alternate Lives // Story: My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic... All A Lie? // by Princess Glitzy //------------------------------// The screen had just showed them something super odd. The three mares looked from pony to pony and then it clicked. "I got it! Applejack equals Jewel! She`s so different! The real Jewel would never be caught dead wearing a dirty, old cowboy hat! The cutie mark is all wrong as well. It should be a purple diamond with sparkles, not apples!" They looked at Lyra in awe and urged her to continue to amaze them. "Rainbow Dash is actually Samaira! Though she is definitely not a pegasus, she`s a unicorn! I can tell by the mane. Though the colors are darker. And she`s not wearing her glasses! Also, Samaira is Celestia`s student, not Twilight. She seems kind of... epic here. In reality Samaira is super smart and shy. I mean her cutie mark is a book for crying out loud!" "Pinkie Pie equals Amelia! Her mane should be straight though. She would never be so silly! She is always so busy working. I just don`t know how Amelia deals with all of that work. It must be so boring, being an accountant and everything. Her cutie mark should be a briefcase, don`t know what`s up with the balloon thing." "Fluttershy is Gabby. She`s not such a shy, timid pony! She`s loudmouth gossiper who can`t keep a secret. She`s always so annoying and I just want to tell her to shut up or at least be a little quieter. And she hates animals! She`s allergic to bunnies so that doesn`t even make sense! Her cutie mark an explanation point. Her mane is a little more wavy as well." "Rarity`s Edith. She is definitely not generous or caring! She is a snotty jerk who is so greedy! All she cares about herself and her wealth. She still likes fashion, but only because it gives her a lot of money! Her cutie mark is a freakin` bag of bits and jewels! I wish that she could be more like Rarity." "Twilight has the biggest change! She`s really Messy! She is not smart or organized, nor does she have a baby dragon assistant. He is her dragonfriend! He is the same age as her in dragon years and he is as tall as her, if not taller! She is super unorganized! She is a stupid, messy slob so her name works perfectly! Messy is also extremely lazy. And she`s a unicorn yet she can`t do anything cooler than simple levitation and a few other spells! Her cutie mark is literally a trash can! I feel bad for her." Carrot Top and Bon Bon looked at her with eyes filled with wonder. As to how she figured that all out, they have no clue.