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// The Boring Part 
// Story: Killian's Misadventures in Equestria with Princess Molestia 
// by TwiplotSpankle 
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 Your Princess is tired today, so there will be no intro. So enjoy this chapter while I go replenish myself with cake...


Chapter 5





    Shortly after his meeting with Joey, Killian remembered the whole reason he got into this mess: he was really fucking hungry. 
    "Hey Twilight, I'm hungry. What's for lunch?" Killian asked.
            "Huh? Well I don't exactly know what you eat. What do you want?" Twilight asked.
  "How about a burger?"
         "Whats a burger?"
"You know..." Killian said.
   "No, I don't think I do."
"I mean like a cow."
       "You want to eat a COW!!?" Twilight asked perplexed
  "Yes."
      "How about some oatmeal?"
"No, I want a burger."
       "YOU ARE NOT EATING A COW!!!" Twilight finished.
    "Bitch! If I want a burger, then I'll get a..."
        "YOU ARE GOING TO EAT OATMEAL, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT!!!!!!!!" Fluttershy screamed, seemingly out of nowhere.
      "Yes ma'am!" Killian said out of fear.
"Ha, you take orders from a girl." Joey said over Killian's shoulder.
 
   And so Killian ate his oatmeal for fear of Fluttershy's wrath. After Killian was done eating, he discovered that Twilight had in fact left him with Joey, and had taken Fluttershy with her too. As Killian was about to walk out Joey's "door", He was quickly tackled by Joey.
    "Where do you think you're going?" Joey asked, standing over Kill.
   "I was about to leave, butt-munch!"
"Well you ain't leaving without me."
    "Why?"
"One: Twilight's orders, and two: because your responsible."
   "Fine"
  

•Joey added to party•



 As the duo continued to walk around Ponyville, Killian finally had enough of Joey constantly poking him in the shoulder and saying "Your responsible" repeatly.
   "Joeeeey, SHUT UP!!"
 "You're just mad 'cause you have no nips." Joey said, mockingly.
  'fwip, fwip,fwip,fwip,fwip,fwip,fwip,fwip
"Hey, what's that noise?" Fwip,Killian,fwip,asked.fwip,fwip,fwip,fwip,
   "I think it's coming from that alleyway." Joey,fwip,said,fwip,fwip,fwip,fwip,fwip,fwip
  "Uuuugh, I'm finished!" Said a voice from the alleyway.
     
   "What the FUCK was that!" said Killian.
The duo began running toward the noise, only to find a dirty brown buck sitting in a trash can. The brown buck took notice of the duo and quickly stopped whatever it was he was doing.
  "Why hello strangers." The strange brown buck said. "Not many days I get visitors. You know, beside alien visitors, that stick probes up my butt and cut me open every other week. Oh, and the apperations that haunt me on many sleepless nights." 
  "Uh huh. Well bye now!" Killian said, turning to run away from the clearly dementiated pony.
  "Yeah, I get those sometimes too." Joey said, much to Killian's surprise. 
  "Don't look at me like that, it's very common to get "visitors". You could easily be mistaken for the same." Joey said matter of factly.
  "So what's your name?" Joey asked the brown buck.
  "My name is Hoboken J. Patty wackier, but everybody just calls me Hobo."
  "Ok, nice to meet you Hobo." Joey said, all too nicely for his actual person.
  "You don't seriously believe me to be friends with somebody I just met IN AN ALLEYWAY!" Killian said with utter bafflement.
  
"First, it's pronounced "somepony". and second, I do expect you to be friends with him, It's what we ponies do." Joey finished.
   "That sounded gay."
"Did not!!"
   "Yeah well, I'm bored." Killian finished.
"Same here."
       "I guess you could call this The Boring Part." Hobo piped in.
   "I guess you could."
 Then the trio began to share a jolly good laugh and freeze framed while high-fiving mid-air.
    
    Be here in whenever I get my creativity back. It seems to have grown legs and flown away. Anyway, next time on Killian's Misadventures in Equestria with Princess Molestia...