"Did you say drill?" asked Twilight as she, Cadence, Shining and the rest of the Elements followed Cheesy and Bhuna threw several doors and down a small elevator.
"Yes I did" said Cheesy.
"Why would you need a giant drill?" asked Fluttershy slightly scared by the thought of the drill.
"Mining" said Cheesy simply.
"Right we're here" said Bhuna.
In front of the group there were two large metal doors. The sound of muffled shouting and banging could be heard behind the door. Cheesy stepped forward and pushed the doors open to reveal two soot covered humans messing around with a long panel covered in dials buttons and levers. Cheesy walked over to Judge and Dermo and stood a few feet away from them. He just stood with an "are you serious face".
"What the fuck are you two baw sacks doing" asked Cheesy.
"Fixin the fuckin drill controls. What does it look like?" said Judge slightly irritated.
"The generator isn't even fuckin on you twat!" Cheesy shouted.
Cheesy walked over to a large metal engine and started pulling levers. After several seconds a loud rumble was heard. The sound of metal grinding against metal then sounded along with a deep masculine robotic voice.
"Coring Platform online. Attention all hands obstruction detected. Please clear to resume drilling" the voice boomed from all around them.
"Obstruction detected?" asked Cheesy. "That drill can carve threw anything. What the fucks blocking it?".
The wall just above the long panel slid up to reveal glass windows. What everyone saw shocked them. Threw the windows was a gigantic chamber with a huge drill in the center. The drill was a crimson red and was currently being examined by another black dragon. This dragon was much bigger than the one the guys previously fought and was wrapped around the drill like it was giving it a hug.
"Well fuck my ass, that things fuckin massive" said Bhuna.
"....Turn the drill on...." said Cheesy in a deep menacing voice.
"It is on" said Dermo. "That big bastards holding it still".
"Put the drill on maximum power. That'll shake the fucker off" said Cheesy.
"Do you think that's safe?" asked Bhuna.
"Just do it!" shouted Cheesy.
Bhuna ran to the panel and started to pull levers and hit buttons. The drill roared again and started to slowly twist. The dragon wasn't happy about this and tried to grab on tighter. However as the power in the drill built up it grabbed the dragon's wing and promptly tore it off. The dragon was flung into the wall as the drill started to smash along the metal floor. The dragon let loose a jet of white hot fire onto the drill. The drill made a loud banging sound and lifted off the floor and into the air but continued spinning.
"Fault detected. Drill core at seventy five percent capacity" boomed the robotic voice. "Resuming operations in five... four... three... two... one. All hands, clear the deck".
"That big bastards gonna wreck the drill!" shouted Judge.
"I've got an idea" said Rainbow.
"Shoot" said Cheesy turning his attention to Rainbow.
"Try and knock it out somehow" said Rainbow.
"Hmmm. Right then" said Cheesy as he approached the door to the chamber.
"Wait are you going to go and fight that thing unarmed?" asked Shining shocked.
"Well....yes" said Cheesy confused.
Cheesy then swung the door open and ran towards the dragon. It saw him coming and swung its giant claw at him. Cheesy ducked under the claw and jumped onto the dragon's arm. He ran up the arm the the dragons head and stood on it's nose.
"Night night fanny baws!" Cheesy shouted before swinging his fist into the dragon's face with all his strength.
The dragon's skull cracked on impact which caused it to collapse onto the floor. Right under the drill.
"Fault detected. Drill core at fifty percent capacity. Resuming operations in five...four...three...two...one. All hands clear the deck" boomed the robotic voice once more before the drill roared to life and fell towards the dragon's torso.
The dragon roared before being torn apart by the drill. The drill rattled furiously against the dragon's ribs and one of it's blades flew off and dug into the wall. The drill groaned and rattled before jamming momentarily and spinning out onto the floor again.
"ALL HANDS ABANDON DRILL, ABANDON DRILL!" roared the voice before the drill spun off it's railing and smashed into the wall.
"Fatal fault detecte-ed all s-ss-systems shutting doooowwwwn-"
"Fuck me that was mental" said Bhuna quietly.
"Cheesy!" shouted Judge.
"What?" asked Cheesy from the doorway.
"Oh thank goodness you're alright" said Rarity.
"Aww you're too kind sweetheart" said Cheesy with a bow.
"Umm Cheesy?" asked Twilight
"What?"
"You said before that you're names were just nicknames right?" asked Twilight.
"Yes"
"Well whats you're real name?" asked Twilight.
"Well, my name's Artemus, Bhuna's name is Seragus, Dermo's name is Magnus and Judge's name is Viagol" finished Artemus with a smile.
"Well I think if we're going to be doing this sort of thing a lot then we should probably know you're names" said Twilight with a smile.
"Right then I'm shattered. Anybody up for a drink?" asked Artemus
"You bet" said everyone in unison.
"Quality!" shouted Seragus with a laugh.