//------------------------------// // Feeling Toby Keen // Story: My Little Tobuscus // by Velociraptor //------------------------------// Twilight was practicing magic on Spike when she noticied Pinkie wearing an umbrella hat and was followed by Toby. Pinkie looked up to the sky, looking paranoid, " So a something of murder death is going to fall from the sky and kill us?." Toby asked, Pinkie's tail started to twich to answer his question. "Twich twichy twich-a twich." Pinkie said with caution in her voice. Twilight then approached Pinkie "Pinkie what in Equestria are you doing" "It's my pinkie sense, my tail it's twitch-a twichen and you know what that means, stuffs going to be falling and you should find shelter." Pinkie replied "Oh Pinkie it's not going to rain when there's not a cloud in.." Twilight stated, but was interrupted when a frog fell on her face, "HOLY MONKEY JESUS IT'S A MURDER DEATH FROG!" Toby screamed. "Oh I'm so so sorry, are you ok, the frog population got overpopulated so I'm taking as many as I can to Froggy Bottom Bog." Fluttershy said with the small voice she always used, then flew away. "Of course you did." Twilight said sarcasticly. "Twilight get that frog off your face, it's precarious." Toby stated. Twilight then walked away. "Can you belive it Pinkie said something would fall from the sky and something did!" Spike exclaimed. "Spike, it was just a coincidence, nothing else to it." Twilight stated. Pinkie then came up saying that something else was going to fall. At the moment Toby fell off a building preforming the leap of faith and hit Twilight. "GOD DANGIT I HATE FRICKEN HATE GRAVITY" Toby screamed, then said in a babyish voice "You, you hate me?" "No, gravity I was just kidding" "I'm never speaking to you again!" "No gravity come back, please I love you!" "You do?" "Yes gravity I love you" "Who is he talking to?" Spike asked, "We don't know." Twilight replied. Pinkie then walked off singing. "That, was amazing!" Spike exclaimed "Spike that was staged, Pinkie clearly asked Tobuscus to jump off that building." Twilight replied. "Twilight why do you have a giant red mark on your back" AJ asked "Because Pinkie Pie predicted it!" Spike answerd before Twilight. "Honestly Spike she did not, two coincidences in a row may be unlikely, but it's easier to belive than twitchy tails that predict the future." Twilight snapped back, AJ then mumbeled a couple words then hid under the apple cart. "Applejack do you belive that Pinkie can predict the future?" Twilight asked "I know it doesn't make much sense, but in Ponyville we learned that if Pinkies a twitchen better run for cover." AJ said. A pony then ran quickly behind twilight when Pinkie come by saying that see already had her bath going. SEVERAL HOURS LATER... Twilight had been studying Pinkie for what seemed like forever, but to no avail. "Hey Pinkie Pie what ya doin?" AJ asked. "I'm letting Twilight and Tobuscus follow me all day. Sure enough Twilight looked over to see Toby "What are you doing here" Twilight asked "I'm planning on murd.. I mean throwing her a surpise party" Toby replied. Twilight then got furious, screaming about how Pinkie knew she was there the whole time and didn't say anything. "Silly, that would've spoiled the secret." Pinkie said with a smile, Pinkie then started shaking violently. " Aye girl r u cold let me get u a blanket and guess wat I'm freezin' to!" Toby said in the voice he had used before, when talking to nurse. "What does that mean!?" Spike exclaimed. "Don't know never gotten it before, but whatever it is it's a doozy, something you never expect to happen will happen and it's gonna happen at Froggy Bottom Bog!" Pinkie exclaimed. AJ gapsed "That's where Fluttershy is at." "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, let's go to Frogger's Bottom Bog!" Toby yelled, "It's Froggy Bottom Bog." Twilight corrected. They then dashed off towards the bog Froggy Bottom Bog... Fluttershy let all the frogs loose to enjoy their new habitat, when she heard her friends call for her. "Hey guys are you here to wish the frogs good bye?" Fluttershy asked, "No Pinkie got these shivers and said a doozy was going to happen here!" Spike exclaimed, "Oh dear." Fluttershy said. Toby who was looking in a different direction then everyone else said "It's like The Eater of Worlds times four!' Everypony else turned around to see a fearsome hydra. "RUN!" Everyone shriecked as they ran the hydra started following them, striking it's heads down toward the ponies, but missed every time. Twilight then came across a hill and told everypony to go another way. "Help I'm stuck, I knew I should've brought my safety torch!" Toby screamed because was stuck in the mud "I'm coming Tobuscus" Twilight said, then grabbing Toby with her magic. "Twilight, your my Boone!" Toby said as he ran away from the hydra and up a hill "I think were going to make it!" Spike shouted. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch" AJ replied as they came across a canyon. They quickly jumped on the small platforms that let them cross the canyon. "Aw whose a little baby monster you are, yes you are." Toby said as he saw that the hydra couldn't cross, but the hydra then jumped the gap. "That's a bucket of balls!" Toby shouted again. They all thought they were done for, but then a figure appeard out of nowhere and wrestled the hydra off the cliff, killing it. "Thank you for saving us!" Twilight shouted. Upon seeing this blue, black maned earth pony, that was taller and buffer then Toby, with a bolded G for a cutie mark, Toby shouted "Gabuscus why are you here?" "Dude, it's Gabe Uscus and God text me on my phone telling me you needed help" Gabe said taking out his phone. Toby walked up to see the phone "Gabuscus your an idiot this isn't God's phone number it's the devil's, everybody knows God's number is six, six, six." Toby said proudly, he then took Gabe's phone and threw it down the canyon. Gabe replied "First, Tobuscus you need to go to church, second now we have no way back!" "Ok I guess I owe you for saving my life, if we go back I'll let you borrow the portal gun I got from Santa and get you some tickets to De Island." Toby said impatiently. "Never mind." Gabe said sighing. "That's the doozy" PInkie said "You know what this was a doozy." Twilight replied. Twilight's house "Spike take a note." Twilght told Spike who picked up a pen and paper in response. "Dear Princess Celestia, I'm happy to report that I now realize that there are wonderful things in this world that you just can't explain, but that doesn't make them any less true, it just means you have to choose to belive in them and sometimes it takes a friend to show you the way. sincerly, your stuedent Twilight Sparkle." Toby then came into the room and exclaimed "Bless your face if you sneezed during this lesson about that you shouldn't always belive something that you can't see, bless you. Peace off! BOOP!"