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// Bearings 
// Story: Super Internet Ponies 
// by ininbbtfctub 
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	Once again our heroes were on the floor knocked out, Sparklez was the first to wake up. Thinking it was all a dream he tried to get on his feet, he didn't have feet
"What the fuck?" He got up on all fours and found he was a blue green unicorn pony, video game controller for a cutie mark.
"Am I still dreaming?" he said
"Lydia! No! No Sword!" Toby said, still asleep.
Simon got up and exactly like Sparklez thought it was a dream. He was a rust-colored earth pony, shovel and pick for a cutie mark, he looked at this, and noticed a shovel. A grin appeared on his face.
"♪I'm a pony and I'm digging a hole, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE I'm digging a hole♪" he sang, while doing a little digging
"What in tarnation is going on over there?" Applejack said, looking out on a beautiful sunrise. A look of horror came upon her. " THEY'RE UPROOTING MAH TREE!!!!" Applejack said dramatically. She dashed, fast enough to cause a sonic rainboom down the stairs In the blink of an eye she was at the field, in half of a blink she was standing right in front of Simon, who was still singing.
"♪I'm a pony and I'm digging a hole, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE I'm digging a hole♪" he sang,
"Stop that! you're digging up my saplings!" she yelled at Simon
"Oh my god its that apple pony" he said when he looked up
*Hoofslap* "Ow, what was that for?" the dwarf asked
"NO ONE TOUCHES APPLE SAPLINGS!" she yelled.
"Okay, ow for ponies you slap f**king hard!" (oh yah, I sensoring it now)
"You better not do that again. erm... are your friends okay?" She asked
"Just knocked out, do you know of a hospital nearby?" Applejack pointed north

"Toby, Toby, TOBY WAKE UP!!!" Sparklez yelled at Tobuscus
"uhh...uhh Lydia! Lydia! bandit! Get my Shword!" Tobuscus yelled as he woke up
*hoofslap* "Thats for being annoying while we were in purgatory!" Ian said
"Well f**k you too sir!"
Ian's hoof contacted with Toby's face and the fight began between a green pegasus and a brown pegasus
"NURSE!!!" Sparklez and Simon yelled
"PULL!!!" One doctor said
"CELESTIA THEY'RE HEAVY!!!" a nurse said
It took an entire hospital to pry the fighting pegasuses. After they pried the 2 apart they shoved a cold hard hoof in their a**es
They walked around ponyville and Pinkie Pie saw them. 12 parties started being planned as soon as she saw Tobuscus
"Hey look its Pinkie Pie!" Simon said to the group.
"Pinkie Pie do you know of a place we can..."
"GAAAAAAAAASSSSSSPPPPPPPPP" Pinkie Pie flew away from the group

Twilight had been called to Celestia to discuss her lessons.
"Twilight, I called you here to tell you that Discord, even though incased in stone has still been active." The sun princess told the purple unicorn
"But, the elements!" Twilight said flabbergasted
"The elements took care of him here, according to the activity we've been reading, he's been acting in other worlds, most notably a world called earth."
Twilight's face had a look of horror
"WHAT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN OLD MARES TALE!!!"
My Little Pony
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My Little Pony
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