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// The End 
// Story: Equestia's Unsolved Case Files 
// by Silverstreak 
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"So who killed Princess Celesita? A revenge full sister."

Luna is in her room on a computer, playing an online game, yelling into her head piece.

"YOU FOOL! YOU MISSED THE TARGET ZONE! HOW ARE YOU A LEVEL 49 WHEN YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!"
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"Maybe the power hungry student."

Twilight is in her library surrounded by a fort of books she took from Celestia's room.

"Hey I'm not power hungry! I'm just trying to full fill my teacher's promise she made, that's all."
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"Or the violent murderous baker."

Pinkie is in the basement of Sugercube Corner, her tail the only thing showing from behind a closed curtain.

"Slash and bash and dice and slice."
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"Maybe some retard pony."

Derpy is staring angrily  at her reflection in the mirror of her bathroom.

"You know when somepony says hi, you're suppose to...stop talking when I'm talking."
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"We may never know, but who ever did is still out there. Waiting, watching for the next..."

Celestia comes walking out of the forest like a drunk, barely keeping herself up right.

"I...I...need fri..." Celestia vomits on the ground, while blood rolls down her hind legs. Her horn glows with magic and a popping sound is followed by a flash of yellow light. On the ground is a clone of Celestia, "You stupid bitch!" The real Celestia starts beating her clone on the ground, then makes a bottle of applecider appear, drinks the whole bottle, gets on the ground facing the clone face to face, then starts fucking it.