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// The Cloppy Bit 
// Story: Killian's Misadventures in Equestria with Princess Molestia 
// by TwiplotSpankle 
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Last time on AMC's The Walking Dead: 

 "We have to find a boat, a boat of Friendship. A Friendship boat, A Friend Ship."
     "Oh my Dayum, There's sooooo much death! Death here, death there, there is death everywhere!"
    "I do not want them Sam I Am, I do not want green eggs and ham!"
     "And then the whale was all like "What's up?!"
    And now.....

Chapter 3

      Killian woke up the next morning feeling refreshed, and also found that he really had to take a shit. As he ran to leave the guest room, he found that the door was in fact barricaded from the outside. On the verge of shitting his pants, Killian went for the next best thing: the window. As Killian began to empty his bowels out the side of Twilight's house, he heard a loud, screech of a voice, "Oooooo, is that chocolate rain!!?" Finished, Killian went to look at where the noise came from. Then he saw a certain pink pony rolling around in his shit. Bewildered, he decided to leave the crazy, shit eating pony alone, but then it hit him.
       "You do know that's not chocolate milk right!? Killian shouted to the certain pink pony
      "Well of course silly, it's obviously hot chocolate" the pink pony replied
.   "No, I'm pretty sure that's my shit."
At this, the pink pony stopped, and somehow leaped all the way to the window, immediately covering Killian with her shit infused vomit and then proceeded to piss in his mouth. Then poof, just like that, the pony was gone. Then Twilight entered the room.
      "Oh Celestia, what is that awful smell?"
 Then she noticed Killian The Shit Covered Fatty.
    "Well of course that smell is coming from you. Geez, I would think you would have the decency to at least use the toilet." Twilight said, pointing to the far door. Then a nagging thought came to his head: he had been here before, not necessarily here in this exact moment, but he had seen and felt this room before. At notice of Killian pondering this, Twilight immediately grabbed the nearest blunt object, that being Spike, and beat him over the head with him.
     Killian awoke in a tree, and immediately fell out of said tree, and right on top of Fluttershy. Killian immediately came up to check and see if he hadn’t broken anything. turns out, he broke every bone in his body. Yep, never to walk again. Futashy quickly came to his aid.
   “Oh, are you alright?”
           “I CAN’T FUCKING FEEL ANYTHING! EVERY SINGLE PONY I MEET EITHER BEATS MY FACE IN, OR HITS ME OVER THE HEAD!! AND FOR SOME FUCKING REASON I HAVE TITS NOW!!!" Killian said, sobbing.
 “Oh, I’m sorry. Well I’ll just be on my way, I mean if thats ok with you.”
     “No it’s not ok! I can’t feel my fucking legs!” Killian said, attempting to flail her arms. 
“Well um, sorry, but i’m afraid I have to get home right away and feed Angel, or he’ll beat me again.”
        “Angel?”
     “Oh yes, he’s my rabbit. If I don’t feed him soon, he’s going to be very mad.” 
And with that, Killian was hit over the head...     Again. You know Killian, you seem to get hit all too often, maybe if you weren't soo ugly, then maybe everypony Wouldn't feel the immediate need to beat yo face in.
      Killian regained conscienceness in a hospital bed, or what seemed to be one. As he took in her surroundings, Killian quickly took notice of the large amount of blood that littered the floor. As Killian attempted to move, nothing happened. Then came the clopping.
   Fluffershy came up to the edge of the bed wearing a bath robe. Killian just stared in fear/anger (I mean you can never tell with that kid)
   "Hey, sorry for beating you over the head, but I saw it as the only way to bring you here."
   Killian watched as fluttershy pulled out a carrot...
       And then a group of rabid gnomes came in and beat fluttershy to death, ripped her limb from limb, then carried her lifeless body to their hidey-hole, and by that, I mean Killian's butt.
     Tune in on the morrow for the next proverb of the Killian's Misadventures In Equestria with Princess Molestia book thing.