Since Luna got her mark on her bum, two years have passed as the ponies, changeling, and draconequus have all gotten older, wiser, and especially they have all gained-
“DISCORD YOU JERK, I’M GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK!” Sombra shouted as he chased the mismatched creature around the home.
... Attitudes.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA” Discord laughed as he ran from Sombra “You mad brah!?”
“Why don’t you ever get along?” Celestia sighed, walking out of her room.
“They’re morons?” Chrysalis suggested.
“HEY!” Discord shouted “I’ll have you know I can recite pi to the third degree!”
“I WAS UP ALL NIGHT, LET ME SLEEP!” Luna shouted from inside the bedroom.
“You are all insane!” The first shouted as he stumbled out of the bedroom and to the kitchen. “Coffee.... Need coffee...”
“They are teenagers.” The second replied.
“I KNOW AND IT’S AWFUL!” The first shouted as he was in the kitchen.
“Oh this is dawning on you now!?” Discord half asked half mocked
“Wanna be Luna’s plushie again?” The first threatened
“I WILL MAKE EVERYONE A PLUSHIE JUST TO MAKE YOU BE QUIET!” Luna replied from the bedroom.
“Oh ho ho I’m shaking in my magically appearing boots.” Discord said snapping his fingers and magically putting boots on his feet.
“You think I am kidding?” The first said as he walked over and picked Discord up.
“ARRRGH!” Luna screamed, her magic making Discord a plushie from inside her room, making the first now holding a small discord.
“Ha... That’s what you get jerk!” Sombra said as he walked back to his room.
“Oh well I can fix this.” Discord said, he whistled and was back to normal in a matter of seconds.
“Why do you and Sombra always have to fight all the time Discord?” Celestia asked.
“He broke my crystal collection!” Sombra shouted from his room. “IT TOOK A YEAR TO FIND ALL OF THOSE YOU KNOW!”
“Sombra, use your magic, Discord, please stop breaking things.” Celestia sighed.
“Why so serious?” Discord said with a wicked grin, he snapped his fingers.
“I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO WILL BE SERIOUS!” Celestia screamed.
“EVERYONE SHUT THE BUCK UP!” The first bellowed making everyone silence themselves. “Thank you.... Next pony or person that speaks is going to get boiling coffee dumped on their heads.” Discord pulled a umbrella from nowhere in particular.
“Pass the Pancakes?” Discord said The first just walked over and picked Discord up before tossing him outside like a rag doll and closed the door before walking back to the kitchen. “I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!” Discord shouted.
The first walked back out with a bucket of ice water and dumped it on him. “Shaddup.”
“GGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Discord shouted in a totally not girlish scream. Feeling rather happy, the First walked back into the kitchen where the others were sitting at the table and eating, while the second guardian talked to the dog that they had found a year ago.
“I can’t believe you brought a dog into a home full of overpowered little ponies.” The first said as he walked over to the coffee machine and poured himself a cup of coffee. The dog barked and the second laughed.
“Sparky says that Luna, Celestia, and Chrysalis look more like horses to him.” She said, feeling triumphant at being proved right.
“Da fuq is a horse?” Sombra asked.
“Its bigger then a pony.” The second said smiling, “Now no swearing.”
“Darn it... So close.” Sombra said.
“BUCK BUCKITY BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK!” Discord shouted from outside.
“DISCORD SHUT THE BUCK UP!” Both the first and Sombra shouted at the same time.
“Immaturity everywhere...guys mature slower than girls...” Celestia muttered, eating her pancakes.
“MAKE ME!” Discord replied. Sombra and the First looked at each other before nodding and each picking up a bucket and walking outside.
“NO NO NO NOOOO AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!” Discord shouted again in a totally NOT girly way. Sombra and the First walked back in sharing a small Hoof/fist bump before going back to their breakfast.
“Stop making him freeze.” The second said as she picked sparky up.
“Oh he’ll be fine.” The first said waving his hand dismissively.
“I WILL END YOU BOTH!” Discord shouted angrily, he popped back into the room soaking wet but carrying two buckets of mud.
“Drop that in here... And I will literally break your neck.” Sombra threatened.
“Oh I’m not gonna drop it, I have something better in mind.” Discord said wickedly, he reached into the buckets and grabbed some mud. Like some sort of automatic weapon he flung the mud at Sombra and the first.
“Why do you have to do this every morning...” Celestia complained, putting her head on the table. After a good two hours of mud slinging, mud pies, and mud angels they all were way too tired to do anything else.
“Sooo.... Movie anyone?” Sombra asked panting a bit.
“Eeyup” Discord replied
“This is the normalest Monday ever! No fireballs this time from Celestia.” The second said, happy that Celestia wasn't involved this time.
“Oh yeah I forgot that! Celestia, Discord got mud all over your books!!” Sombra shouted.
“I can use my magic to fix them...” Celestia said, walking into the living room.
“I mighta used ‘em as toilet paper.” Discord said meekly
“Rught row raggy.” The first said impersonating Scooby-Doo.
“When did you suddenly get so immature?” The second asked the first.
“I can still use magic to fix them Discord, I’m not in the mood to burn you.” Celestia said, lying down on the couch.
“OH fine... Can you at least blast him once? Please it’s like tradition!” Sombra pleaded.
“Not in the mood!” Celestia yelled.
“I bucking hate you Sombra.” Discord said plainly
“...Pillow Ninja?” Sombra said smiling wickedly.
“You aren’t fluffy anymore.” Celestia said from the living room. There was a muffled ‘poof’ before Sombra tackled Celestia looking all fluffy.
“Pillow Ninja!” Sombra said happily.
“Lets just start the movie...” Celestia said defeated, putting her head down.
“I WANNA WATCH RAIMBOW!” Discord shouted
“You mean Rambo?” The first asked.
“I don’t even know what that is...” Celestia said sighing.
“WE ARE WATCHING IT NOW!” Sombra shouted grabbing Celestia and holding her so that only her horn was sticking out of his fur.
“The one with the guy who kill things.” Discord said describing pretty much every scene in rambo
“Where is Chrysalis?” The second asked, walking into the room with Sparky.
“Right here.” Chrysalis said as she was sitting on the couch and laying on top of Sombra’s back. “He is all fluffy and stuff.”
“I apparently am at the bottom of a dog pile I didn't want.” Celestia observed.
“Oh like being in soft, fluffy fur is so bad.” The first said.
“QUIET! RAMBO TIME!” Discord shouted
“Get off me.” Celestia said, sitting up and making Sombra fall off her back.
“EEP!” Chrysalis yelped as she was suddenly engulfed in the eternal abyss that is Sombra’s fur. Sombra merely got up and looked around before saying.
“Where’d Chrissy go?” He asked looking everywhere.
“Under you...” Celestia said, getting off the couch to sit on the yellow chair. Sombra blinked before reaching into his fur and pulling Chrysalis out as she took a deep breath.
“UGH!” She shouted as she crawled out and glared at Celestia. “You jerk! That’s terrifying!”
“Lets pick a different movie please.” The second said, taking out a movie called ‘marley and me’.
“Oh god... You just want to cry don’t you?” The first said facepalming.
“Buck no!” Discord objected. “I don’t wanna cry!”
“I just wanted to hear the animals speak again.” The second said shrugging, before taking out ‘Transformers’.
“Oh thats much better! I love all the splosions!” Discord said, the first just looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
“Are you mentally ill or something?” He said
“He is just a normal idiotic boy who likes seeing wars and death from the humans.” Celestia muttered.
“Can you imagine if we saw a human today!? I bet he’d be like ‘What's it like on that planet of yours?’.” The First said with a chuckle
“Why would you care about the humans? They made you do terrible things, our own parents didn't want us.” The second said, petting Sparky.
“They may have done terrible things but they had a heck of a way of thinking.” The First said.
“We have a better way of thinking, we aren't all about wars and slavery and racism and sexism.” The second pointed out.
“True but they still managed to build up a civilisation that was, well massive.” The first said thinking back to a book he had read.
“They did before they managed to kill themselves with it.” The second said.
“CAN WE PLEASE JUST PICK A MOVIE!” Celestia screamed, not wanting to hear more about the evil human civilization.
“Oh why don't we watch that one, what was it? Oh yeah we were soldiers.” Discord interrupted, the first looked at him again.
“When did you watch that? Its in my personal collection.” He asked
“He acted like he was a ninja and put on black clothing and snuck into your room while you were standing in it.” Celestia groaned.
“He is named after chaos, he uses magic that does chaos, thats a sort of chaos, and it makes no sense, sounds like him.” The second guardian said, putting the movie in. Luna walked into the living room with an angry expression on her face.
“Thanks for waking me up you jerks.” She said, looking at Sombra and Discord.
“Blame him. He broke my stuff.” Sombra said pointing to Discord.
“Just sit down and calm down, we don’t need another fight.” Celestia sighed as the movie started.
“Pillow ninja?” Sombra said getting into a crouching position and smiled as he looked at Luna.
“No.” Luna said, putting up a barrier between herself and Sombra
“Aw, you are no fun.” Sombra said pouting a bit.
“The movie started.” The second said.
“Well he is my pillow now.” The first said picking Sombra up and placing him on the end of the couch before laying his head on him. “Luna you used to love to lay on Sombra’s fur when it was all poofy like this.”
“I’m tired, I was up all night, I am not in the mood for being attacked.” Luna said, sitting on a blue chair opposite Celestia.
“Well who said he would pounce on you? You could just lay on him. Like me!” The first said smiling.
“I will ask again, when did you start acting so immature?” The second said looking at the first.
“When I started realizing I am a hard ass most of the time? I think that is where Celestia got it from.” The first said shrugging.
“No I got it because nopony else will act mature!” Celestia screamed over the explosions.
“Tia, everyone is immature at one point or another in their adult life.” The first said rolling his eyes.
“I know, but...” Celestia started.
“No buts!” The first said cutting her off. “Just lighten up. Have some fun once in awhile. Let loose! Shake it! Party hard! Just take it easy with the maturity. Not everything can be solved with seriousness.”
“HALLELUJAH!” Discord shouted. Celestia smiled and her horn glowed, a small robot that looked like it belonged in the movie attacked discord’s face and Celestia smiled.
“Happy now?” She asked.
“HA HA! Yes!” The first said laughing as Discord sighed and wiped the soot off of his face.
“Can everyone just be quiet so WE CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THE MOVIE!?” Luna yelled.
“Oh calm down! Just get some coffee and relax.” The first said. Sparky barked and The second laughed. “Ugh... What are you giggling about?”
“Sparky liked you better when you weren't acting like a fourteen year old.” The second replied.
“Oh pfft. Sombra likes me just fine.” The first said.
“Sombra likes anyone who acts silly, its in his silly little nature.” The second said.
“Eh... Still... He is furry and stuff.” The first said shrugging.
“We are all furry.” Celestia pointed out, looking away from the movie.
“Yes, but not poofy! Ahhh Haaaa!” The frist said pointing at Celestia.
“I can be.” Celestia said, using her magic to make her fluffy like Sombra, as well as making Luna and Chrysalis have fur then making it poofy as well.
“Yes, but you don’t like being used as a pillow.” The first said.
“No one would want it.” Celestia shrugged, cancelling the spell, and making Sombra lose his furriness as well.
“Awww.... I liked being all poofy.” Sombra said pouting.
“Grow up and watch the movie.” Celestia said.
“So up tight...” Sombra mumbled laying his head down.
“I would just make you into my plushie again if you stayed fluffy for a while longer.” Luna remarked, looking at Sombra with a gleam in her eye.
“Oh hush up...” Sombra grumbled. “You two take the fun out of everything...”
“You know you like being mr. Plushie.” Luna said smiling.
“Still take the fun out of everything.” Sombra grumbled.
“Did you fix your crystals yet?” Luna asked.
“No... Cause Discord is a jerk.” Sombra said glaring at Discord.
“I can fix that.” Luna said shrugging, her horn lit up as crystals floated into the room and over to Sombra. He smiled and bit into one like it was a toothpick and began to chew on it.
“Nomnonmomnomonom.” Was all that was heard.
“You have a collection... just to chew them?” Luna asked. Sombra’s teeth simply shattered part of the crystal and he chewed that before swallowing it and going back to the crystal.
“The movie is almost over.” Celestia noted, turning to look at the others.
“Nomnomnomonom...” Sombra said as he chewed on his crystals.
“What movie should we pick after this one?” Luna asked, not really interested in machines killing other machines.
“Hmmmm... How about a comedy? I feel the need to laugh.” Sombra said as he stopped chewing on his crystals.
“Chrysalis? you haven't said much, what movie do you want to watch.” Luna said worried.
“Snrk! Huh wha?” Chrysalis said as she lifted her head from the couch. “Oh sorry, I was just taking a nap.”
“Oh, you were sleeping.” Luna muttered.
“She doesn't care for fighting robots.” The second guardian said.
“Nah. I liked the movie, but with all the yelling, fighting, and ruckuss, I just wanted to sleep.” Chrysalis said shrugging.
“Alright.” Luna said, getting off the chair.
“Grown ups!” Sombra said smiling.
“What?” Asked the second?
“The movie! Grown ups is a movie!” Sombra said smiling.
“That was destroyed.” The second stated.
“Awww.... You guys suck.” Sombra said laying his head down again.
“How about...Oliver and company?” The second said, getting up and taking the movie out.
“Eh why not?” The first said shrugging. The second put the movie in and they started to watch it.