Pinkie Pie bounced around the sand dunes, marvelling at how soft and slidey the sand was. "I bet if this dune was made of sugar, it would be the sweetest sugar sand dune in the whole desert! Or, I guess it would be a dessert if that happened. That would be tasty! Could you girls imagine an entire dessert desert? I think I would want to live there forever, there would be even more sweets than Sugarcube Corner! And Sugarcube Corner has a lot of sweets. I'm always eating them because there isn't much to eat there. Sometimes I get tired of sweets, but then I remember how sweet they are and I start eating them again! Sometimes it's chocolate, sometimes it's ice cream, sometimes it's a fruity fruitcake, or a spice cake, or a caramel cake, or... some other cake! I can't wait until I can see again, so I can see what I'm eating. It tastes kinda like sand, but that would be crazy! I mean, we just got out of the desert, and it didn't take very long. I don't even know why we went in there in the first place. Do you girls know? I don't think it really did anything. I still can't see. Can you girls see? Are you still blind? It stinks not having eyes, kind of. I can't Pinkie Promise anymore, because I can't stick a cupcake in my eye, because I don't have any! All I can do is stick a cupcake in the part of my face that filled out where my missing eye used to be, but that's not really a Pinkie Promise. It's more like a Stinky Promise. So, until we are able to Pinkie Promise again, let's all promise not to lie anymore, okay? We can make today the Day of No More Lies!"