Jack looked over the balcony where Celestia had fallen. Her mind still piecing together what happened. The reporter approached the human, hoping for a better interview.
"Excuse me."
Jack looked down on the little earth pony.
"Yes?''
"You're the human in charge right?"
"Do you see any other humans."
"Well no, don't you have them out investigating a crime?"
"Well considering I'm the only human that they brought over. No!"
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"Yeah I'm the only human that they brought in. Why? I'm not to sure, but I'm a hug fan of the show, so it feels right that I get to help figure this out."
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Canterlot Dungeons
10 p.m.
"Why am I here?"
"Well Luna it seems your English got better."
"Yes, spending time with my subjects has taught me many new things."
Jack lifted up a pair of headphones used for online gaming.
"You have been in my room."
"I'm investigating..."
"HOW DARE YOU ENTER MY ROOM WITH OUT REQUESTED PREMISSION!"
Jack was blown backwards by Luna's royal canterlot voice.
"YOU HAVE DEFILED MY SANCTUARY."
Jack reset her chair up, and sat while still fixing her long brown hair.
"Are you done?''
Luna gave her a scowl.
"Yes."
"Good.'Wow I can't believe I just got hit with the royal canterlot voice. Yippy.' Now Luna as I'm sure you know, you're a prime suspect in the murder of your sister.
"Oh sure blame the sister."
"Well you have the most likely motive."
"Like what human!"
"Well she banished you to the moon..."
Luna blew with her most powerful canterlot voice, blowing both the Jack and the reporter back out of her dungeon door. Jack stumbled back into the room while the reporter was shaking behind the door.
''Luna! We're trying to solve your sister's murder!"
"AND YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE SHE BANISHED ME TO THE MOON I WOULD KILL HER!"
"Well it makes sense!"
"Well have you considered that due to my sisters system that she would have been prepared for an attack at any moment, not to mention that she had 1,000 years more experience with assassinations then I do!"
"Wait...what...when would Celestia ever be in an assassination plot?"
Luna looked confusedly at Jack.
"Wait, you don't know?"
"Know what?"
Luna scowled at a desk.
"Damn. My letter's must not have gotten through."
Jack was finally having the shock of being thrown across the room catch up to her.
"I was sending letters to your world, telling your people about my..." Luna saw the frozen face of Jack just sitting there, "Are you ok?"
"Huh...wha..." Jack was coming back into the world.
"My letters that I was sending, about what my sister was having selected ponies due in each city!"
Jack just sat there, blank face.
"Not one letter, not one that mentioned that my sister was having rebellious ponies killed and baked!"
"Oh, you mean like Cupcakes."
"What? No not like cupcakes, there's no sugar or..."
"No, no not cupcakes like sweet treats, but Cupcakes the story about Pinkie killing Rainbow Dash and baking her into cupcakes."
"So you did get my letters."
"Well no me, some guy about forty years ago."
"Forty years I sent those letters four weeks ago."
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Luna looked dumbfounded at the camera.
"Yes the cupcake story is real, but no Rainbow Dash wasn't killed. We still need the elements of harmony around. How many times do I have to tell you!"
"Well sorry. The human gave me a clipboard telling me what to do."
"Let me see this board."
"Yes, princess."
The reporter handed the clipboard to Luna.
1. Get everything that the suspects say down on paper.
2. Even if they already said it before interrogation make them say it again.
3. Don't smile, no matter what.
4. Don't let them walk out, I can't seem to find the locks on these doors.
5. I don't know I just felt like there had to be a fifth one.
6. Get the names of people/ponies that they know.
7. Not really who they know just more of like who they know in the system or who had a real good grudge against Celestia.
8. I don't like to ends things on seven, not my lucky number.
"This is what the human wrote down?"
"Yes, princess."
Luna handed back the clipboard to the reporter.
"Very well."
"Ok. Now, don't smile, don't leave the room, uh...who do you know in the system or who had a good grudge against Celestia."
"Look there are to many ponies in the system for me to tell you, but the one pony who had a real good grudge against my sister was some mare who had a light blue coat and a white main and tail, but you're to late, she already attacked my sister a few years before I was released. She wanted revenge for her family or something. Anyway she's been in the dungeon for some time, then she broke out. Now she's traveling Equestia claiming she's the most powerful unicorn of all time. I don't really know anymore."
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Jacked looked over Canterlot from the balcony where Celestia fell. Waiting for the reporter to get done with Luna.
"Human. I'm back."
Jack turned to face the reporter.
"Good, did you get anything from her?"
"Yeah a list of ponies in the system, and that one pony did try to attack Celestia some time ago."
"Good job. Did you get a name of the pony?"
"No Luna didn't know her name, just that she's traveling Equestia claiming that she's the most powerful unicorn of all time, in like some sort of cart or something."
"Is she a light blue coat with a white main?"
"Yeah, how did you..."
"Trixie."