AppleDash Group Collab

by DbzOrDie


Braeburn - Jake Talks Too Much

"Sooo... you're not for it?"

"We've been over this, Rainbow."

"Look, just hear me out-"

"There ain't nothing you can say that'll sway me!"

"I mean, if we just ask him-"

"NO! What part of "I don't wanna" do y'all not understand?"

Dash put a hoof to her chin. "I think it's the "I" and the "don't" and the "wanna", if I were to ballpark."

AJ laughed dryly. "What' your deal with this anyway. Braeburn's my cousin. My flesh and blood.

"I know! That's what makes it exciting!"

"You're sick, you know that!"

"Oh, come on!" Dash dropped a deck of cards to the table. "Where's the competitor in you? Don't you want to see if Braeburn and Little Strongheart can take us on in Euchre?"

"You know that we always get drunk and violent during those things?"

"Okay, so you're fine breaking your beer bottle and holding the glass up to Pinkie's neck, but not Braeburn."

"Yeah, dummy, he's family!"