The Worst Adventures In The World

by Vetnern


Adventure To The Everfree

It was a long day for Pinkie Pe today as she made her way through Sugar Cub Corner, she had been drawing colorful pictures with her black pen.

“I wonder what Twiligt is up too?” she screamed at Lyra.

“Pinkie Pe, pleas don’t scream at muh,” cried Lyra.

Pinkie Pe jumped onto Lyra’s head and bounced up and down for 3 hours.

“You have messed up my hair,” said Lyra.

“It’s fine, we can ask Raritity to make you some more,” Pinkie Pe slapped Lyra in the face and they went to Sugar Cub Corner.

When they arrived at the Boutique, Raritatity jumped out and scared them.

“Now we must go fight dregons,” said Applejack.

“Where did you come form, Pearjack?

“I was taking to Appleblum and then Spike said we must go fight dargons.
She said.

They all gathered together and performed the sacred dragon fighting dance, a dragon appeared and they fought it.

“That was fun,” said Pinkie Pear.

“Let’s go play a fun joke on Granny Smith,” Grapejack, said, slowly.

And so they did.

Pinkie Pie had awoken after having such a horrible nightmare, the cold sweat dripping from her overly massive fivehead.

Twilink burst through the door and ran straight through the window, falling to the ground.

“Serves you right, you silly bear!” shouted the door.

Twilight burst through the door again and ran through the door.

“Pinkie Pi, come quick!,. “ she snapped, pinkies neck.

“Oh no, I have killed you Pinkie Pie. I am heartbroken,” said Twilt.

Pinkie Pie suddenly vanished and then came back all in one piece. She looked at Twilight, who was very merrily standing there.

“Today is the day, we are going to adventure to the Everfree Forest and look for some green grass. I hear it is almost impossible to find that particuler color of grassm but we will not say no the no finding the blue grass that is actually green and not yellow.”

“Okay, let’s go,” said door.

“No, Door. You can not come with because you have no legs because you are a door,” said Twilight.

“I am so sorry, I did not mean to offend you with my disability, I was born without my legs ever since I was born. My father was an oak tree and my mother was an oak tree, also. It simply burdens me to see myself like this, just swaying back and fifth all of the time.” cried Door.

“Pls don’t cry Door, I was only trying to be nice. I am your mother,” said Twilight.

Three days later, the Door and Twilight finally settled into there new home. Every time you would walk past, the door would say hello and you would say hello back because it is a door and that, is the nice thing to do.

“Pinker Po, have you seen Rainbow Dash?” asked Twilight.

“Yes,” said Pinkie Pe.

“Where is she?” Twilight asked again.

“I don’t know,” said Pinkie Pe.

“Well I will go find her, and we will go on and adventure.” Twilight did a spell and went away.

Rainbow Dash was tending to her cloud appreciation day ceremony, Twilight came on her and she was disgusted.

“That was not nice Twiligt, why would you do this to me, I will never fogive you.” said a sticky Raindow Dash.

“Oh,” said Twilight.

After Twilight had gave Rainbow Dash a golden shower, they started their journey to Everfree Forest. It was not long before they arrived.

Three hours later, the finally arrived at the Everfree Forest, the stood there and waited for Pinkie Pe and Raritatity.

“I don’t think they are coming, Twilight.” said stick Dash.

“That is disgusting Rainbow, how could you talk about such a thing at a time like this.” said a squrrel.

Rainbow kicked the squirell and it exploded.

“I am sorry we are late, Pinkie Pe was playing arts and crafts and paint with the Crusaders,” said Rarity.

The all went in to the forest.

It was dark and scary in the foraust, so scary that Rarity turned around and decided to turn back around. They all knew what evil creatures lay for them in the depths of the fortest.

“Look, over there,” shoted Dash.

“Oh no, Fluttershy is being attacked by a drugon.”

They all went and attack the drugon, Rainbow Dash was punched in the butt and flew to the hospital because it hurt. The dragon bean to attack Twilight so she stabbed it in the face with her horn, it died.

“Fluttershy, why would you be out here all by yourself. You know how dangerous the Everfree Forest can be when you are alone,” shouted Twilight.

“I’m sad now Twilight, that dragon was my brother and I will never forgive you for what you did.” cried Fluuttershy.

“I’m sorry, Fluttershy. I did not know that he was your brother.” cried Twilght too.

“I forgive you,” said Fluttershy.

“Let us get out of here, we should go to the hospital and see if Rainbow Dash’s butt is okay,” said Raritity.

“That sound like a great plan, Rarity. We shall head over there right now,”

Twilight and the other arrived at the hospital, Rainbow was waiting for them outside.

“I have a hurt butt, Twilight. I can not adventure for 3 days.” she said.

“That is okay Rainbow Dash, we will wait three days before we go to the beach,” laughed Twilight.

Scootallo ran up to Rainbow Dash and was crying. She was punched in the face by Rainbow Dash.

“It is okay Scootaloo, I will be able to adventure in three days.” she said.

“That is great news, also, Sweetie Belle has been kidnapped by Cheerilee,” she cried.

“Blast it, we must adventure and get your sister back, Twilight.” said Rainbow.

“Okay, but Sweetie Bell is not my sister she is rarity sister.” Twilight went home and slept.

“I hope you feel better soon Rainbow Dash, we must adventure as soon as possible and find my sister. I will destroy Cheerilee when I find her,” screamed Raritity.