//------------------------------// // Episode 3: The Party // Story: A Leap Into Hyper Equestria // by Violet Runner //------------------------------// The following is a nonprofit fan based parody. My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic belongs to Hasbro, Zelda and Conker's Bad Fur Day belong to Nintendo and Rare, all other characters and themes are either of my own creation or that of Nevet1212, Tamyki, Geno8699 or the BigT2000. Please support their official release. A Leap Into Hyper Equestria Episode 3: The Party “What the hell. Since when does Violet use openings for his Fimfiction?” Navi asked. “Who knows, he’s probably just milking the Random tag.” Assassin Link said shrugging. “What was that anyway? It sounded like some kind of Japanese.” Conker said as they walked through Ponyvile. “Well I liked it.” Pinkie said happily. “What are you guys talking about?” Whiny Link asked. “Oh right I keep forgetting you guys don’t have the ability to see past the fourth wall.” Tale said. “So, where are we going anyway?" “To Sugar-Cube Corner, were I work and sell cupcakes and candies such as Chocolate-“ Pinkie started but was interrupted. “CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOC-“ Tattle shouted before Tale slapped her to get her back to normal. “Sorry about that. So where is Sugar-Cube Corner?” “Oh we’ve passed it about 5 times now; we’ve been circling the block for the past 10 minutes. Everypony else is already inside.” The Pink party pony said. “What? Why didn’t you say so before?” Tim asked a little angrily. “Well, you guys were listening to the opening and I didn’t want to interrupt you. Besides I thought it would be fun to walk around Ponyvile and seewhere we ended up.” Pinkie said playfully. “Let’s just get to sweat shop so I can find Sheen. I feel like shooting something, and I doubt that I’ll be able to shoot you.” Conker said pulling out an M-16. “Don’t worry were here.” She said stopping in front of a building that looked like a giant cake. They all walked in to see Geno talking to Street Tough Link. “Wait, so you’re saying whenever someone creates an abridged or parody series it actually happens?” Geno ask his Link counterpart. “Well not all of them you see. It’s mostly just you, Tamyki, T, Nevet and some of your friends. I believe adamwestslapdog may make an appearance but it will probably just be for laughs.” The Street Tough explained. “And T, you knew about this the whole time?” He asked turning to his friend who was contemplating eating an oddly coloured cupcake. “Purity much.” T said before finally taking a bit. “Why didn’t you ever tell us?” Tamyki asked joining the conversation. “Well you never asked.” He said finishing the cupcake. “Besides, I told Nevet.” Geno was about to say something but noticed Pinkie and the others walk in. “Hey Sheen come over here.” Conker said to his off screen friend. “Ok, what is it Conker?” Sheen asked. *Bang* “OW! What was that for?” “Pinkie made me mad and wanted to shoot something.” The sweater wearing squirrel said putting his gun away. “Oh, alright then.” Sheen said before walking over to food table. “All right, all that’s left is for my friends to arrive and we can get this party started!” Pinkie said as she bounced up and down in anticipation. “There you are Pinkie we’ve been looking all over for you.” Twilight said entering the shop followed by Spike and the other mane six. “You know you were supposed to meet the guys Celestia told us about and bring them to the train station so we can go to Canterlot.” “I know but since most of them are new to not just Ponyvile but all of Equestria and I didn’t get to through Link one last time he was here, I thought I would through them all a party.” Pinkie said with an innocent smile on her face. “There will be time for parties later. The Princess needs us, and the sooner we save Equestria the sooner me and Fluttershy can get back to what we had planned for today.” Rainbow Dash said a little annoyed. “Eee!” Tamyki squealed letting out her inner fangirl. “What’s her problem?” Spike asked with a confused look. “It’s a long story.” Nevet said as they exited the bakery. “Ok Navi if my calculations are correct, then this should be Clocktown.” Link said as they walked through Ponyville. “And I keep telling you we’re lost. I’m not even sure this is Termina.” His fairy companion said angrily. “What makes you say that?” He asked. “Well for one thing the moon doesn’t seem to be falling and second so far everyone we’ve past has been a pony.” Tattle said even more angrily. “Navi you so crazy, there are some people over there.” Link said pointing to a group of people coming out of a building shaped like a giant cake. “Excuse me but can you please tell my confused friend here that this is indeed Clocktown.” “Clocktown? Wow buddy you’re way off. This is Ponyvile, here in the magical land of Equestria.” Assassin Link said. “Oh. Well, in that case would you be able to tell us how we can get back to Termina?” Link asked. “Sure, you see that mountain over there?” Twilight asked pointing to a mountain in the far distance. "It’s right on the other side of it.” “Thanks. If we hurry we should be able to get back before adamwestslapdog’s fans start complaining.” The fairy said. “Or we could stay here and help these people with their adventure.” Link said. “Oh no, we’re not delaying any longer. The sooner we get back the sooner Adam can get the next episode out.” She said almost ready to smack him. “All right good like with whatever you guys are doing.” He said as they walked away. “Called it.” Street Tough Link said before they continued on their way to the train station. “So what is it that you need our help with?” Nevet Midna asked as the train pulled out of the station. “Ya it must be really big if you require my help. Especially after what happened the last I was here.” Assassin Link said. “I’m not sure, but the princess must think that the elements might not be enough if she called for all of you.” Twilight said. “Well it must have been fairly resent or else she would have told me about it at the Meeting of the 5 kingdoms last week.” Conker said thinking back. “So who are all of you again?” Applejack asked looking around. “Oh, well my name is Tamyki and these are my counterparts; Girly voice link, Tamyki Midna, and Anju.” Tamyki said introducing herself and the people who share her voice. “I’m Geno and this here’s Street Tough Link.” He said doing the same. “Hello I’m Nevet, This is Whiny Link, Nevet Midna, and Kafei.” Nevet said Introducing himself and his voice counterparts. “I’m TheBigT2000 but you can call me T, this here is Skullkid, Tattle, Tale, Tim, Conker, Fi, Other Link, Sheen, and you already know Assassin Link and Navi.” T said finishing off the introductions. “Well it’s nice to meet you all. Ah we’re finally pulling into Canterlot now.” Twilight said looking out the window.