RAAM stood before the princesses and Elements, soaked in green blood. He didn't say anything or do anything, he just stood. The girls were all frightened by RAAM. They didn't want to say anything to him for fear of him coming for them. To everypony's considerable surprise, Fluttershy was the first to speak up.
"Um... hello there mister RAAM, are you alright?" asked Fluttershy in a gentle voice.
"Fluttershy. What are you doing?" whispered Twilight.
"Judge said that they were friendly, so the least we can do is try to be polite. Even if they are scary" said Fluttershy.
"You are Fluttershy. Yes?" said RAAM as he looked down at her.
Fluttershy shrunk back a bit under his gaze. His face showed the same expression on it all the time and his orange eyes seemed to stare straight into her soul. It also didn't help that he was currently covered in blood and guts.
"Um yes" said Fluttershy as she looked straight into RAAM's eyes.
RAAM then crouched down quickly which made Fluttershy shrink down again. However before she could move away from him she felt something touch her hoof. She looked down and saw RAAM's massive hand wrapped around her hoof. He gave it a shake and even gave her a smile.
"Not many posses the courage to approach a locust general. You have my respect Fluttershy" said RAAM as he stood back up and wiped some blood off his armor.
"Fuckin hell..." Cheesy groaned as he walked into the throne room with Bhuna, Dermo, Judge, Karn and Skorge. All of which were covered in gore.
"I trust you took care of any other enemies?" said RAAM as he approached the headless changeling general.
"Aye. They fucks dinnae give up. Or retreat" said Bhuna running a hand threw his partly burned hair.
"Ah but you four are very good fighters, and have faced much worse than these puny welps" said RAAM kicking the headless corpse to the wall with the remains of it's skull.
"Well thanks fur the help lads, if we need yous again we'll find yous" said Judge with a nod towards the three locusts.
Skorge and Karn returned the nod while RAAM stepped towards Judge. They both then promptly shook hands before RAAM joined Skorge and Karn on the metal disk. The three of them then gave quick waves before vanashing.
"They three creep the fuck oot me" said Bhuna. " Especially RAAM, that big fuckers like Satan or summit".
"Ah thur gid guys, if yae try and ken thum" said Judge with a shrug.
"Right am wantin tae git our fuckin bunker built. Its still pretty early so if we git started we'll have it dun by the end ae the day" said Cheesy with a sigh.
"Would you consider helping clean the castle up first?" asked Celestia looking at the green blood that now stained the room.
"What dae yae hink wuv been dane fur the past hour?" asked Cheesy slightly shocked.
"WHAT!" shouted Celestia. "There were thousands upon thousands of changelings out there, there is no way you won in under and hour" Celestia said completely stunned.
"Listen darlin, we've fought hings three times the size ae they bastards in waves and finished in under an hour. They're no that hard tae kill and aw they did was fire wee bits ae fuckin fire it us. IT WASNNAE EVEN THAT FUCKIN HOT!" shouted Bhuna completely confused. "If thats wut yous are aw worried aboot then yous huv got nothing tae worry aboot".
Everypony just sat there stunned at how seemingly invincible these four humans were. Changeling magic is dark magic and it's very dangerous yet the guys seemed to just shrug it off with no effort.
"Alright I think we've all had a rough morning how about we get some breakfast" said Celestia regaining her composure.
"YALDI!" shouted Judge as he ran out of the room towards the dinning hall.
"Fanny" said Cheesy as he walked out after him followed by Bhuna and Dermo.
"Wait a minute were is War?" asked Celestia.
"In fact were is Death?" asked Luna.
"Princesses" said two raspy voices from behind them.
"Eep" squeeked Celestia and Luna as they spun round to see two dull golden figures kneeling before them.
"Oh, um... take a break and get something to eat" said Celestia with a smile.
"Meat" said the two guards.
"Hmmm. I'll inform the chef, just go to the barracks" said Celestia. "Oh and before you go just let me do something" said Celestia as her horn began to glow.
War and Death were enveloped in a golden glow before a flash erupted from them. When the light returned to normal the two locusts were wearing new armor. War had a jet-black trench coat with golden shoulder guards, shin guards and bracers. He also had the same helmet as before but it was black with gold trim and instead of the locust symbol, it had Celestia's cutie mark on it. Death was also had new armor. It was also jet-black but had dark blue shoulder guards, shin guards and bracers and on the helmet it had Luna's cutie mark. They both hissed before stepping forward and grabbing their respectful princess's hoof and letting out frightening laughs and leaving the throne room.
"Well your very creative big sister" Luna said with a laugh.
"I felt it was appropriate" Celestia said with a smile and a shrug.
"Lets go and see how the boys and the Elements are getting on" said Luna walking out of the throne room.
After several seconds of walking Celestia and Luna started hearing shouting. They hurried their pace before opening the dinning room doors.
"Right listen tae me ya wee fanny. Your goonae say your soory tae the lassy or am gonnae castrate yae wae a fuckin spoon!" shouted Cheesy to a frightened Blueblood.
"Whats going on in here?" asked Celestia.
"Bluebaws here called Rarity a tramp" said Cheesy with growl.
"Well she is!" shouted Blueblood from the other side of the massive mahogany dinning table.
"Am warnin you ya dick! Shut yur puss!" shouted Cheesy pointing a finger at the prince.
"Were is miss Rarity now?" asked Luna with a sigh.
"Probably outside with her silly friends and the other three apes!" shouted Blueblood with a chuckle.
Cheesy's eyes went red and he turned to face Blueblood. "RIGHT! COME HERE YA WE BAW BAG! AM GONNAE FUCKIN KILL YAE!" roared Cheesy as jumped over the table towards Blueblood.
Blueblood then suddenly vanished.
"Were the fuck...?" said Cheesy as he rubbed his head.
"Blueblood be gone! I do not wish to hear you insult our guests or the Elements of Harmony ever again!" shouted Celestia as Blueblood left the dinning room with his head hung in shame.
"Well... that escalated quickly" said one of the guards standing at the door. Who had a pretty nice brown mustache.
"Lets go find the three boys and the rest of the girls" said Celestia with a smile towards Cheesy.
"Aye am fuckin pissed the noo" said Cheesy with a smile.
The two princesses and Cheesy walked to a nearby balcony which faced out to the gardens. They could see the group they were looking for.
"Well lits git doon there then" said Cheesy as he cracked his neck.
"Well the stairs are-" said Luna before Cheesy jumped of the balcony and landed on the ground below with a fairly loud thud.
Celestia looked at Luna and they both flew over the balcony ledge and landed next to Cheesy who was brushing some dust off himself.
"Was that called for?" asked Luna with a giggle.
"Naw" said Cheesy with a laugh.
The two princesses and Cheesy approached the group of six ponies and three humans. Dermo was on the ground clutching his chest and Rarity was on a bench weeping into Applejack's mane. She the stopped crying when Celestia put a wing around her.
"Its alright Rarity. Blueblood has been handled with by me" said Celestia with a smile.
"He's a dick" said Bhuna crossing his arms. "Fuckin calls me an ape and then fuckin insults Rarity in all? Dick"
The girls all giggled at Bhuna's short rant which made Dermo collapse again.
"Dermo thats fuckin pissin me aff. Git yur fuckin heart sorted or al fuckin pill it oot and shove a fuckin totty in their instead" said Judge.
"Right am gonnae start buildin this bunker now. So the three ae yous hurry the fuck up and meet me doon in Ponyville" said Cheesy as he started walking towards the main gate.