//------------------------------// // Ch.2: Hero Unleashed! // Story: Rainbow Ranger // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Damn! Damn! Damn! Celestia DAMNIT!!!" yelled the very angry blue unicorn! " I was sure he Spit Feng would kill her! But that dragon & what ever that other thing was got in his way!" "Yo Trix, it's my turn got it?" Asked another bitchy voice! "Hey, Extra large eye (XLI for short) , would you come in here please?" Just then, the door opened, revealing a blue cyclops with an eye that had an all green pupil with a black iris! "You rang bosses?" Asked XLI "Go down to Ponyville & use your misery eye blast to make all their smiles go away!" "Yes, my general!" Then he left and headed off to Ponyville! Meanwhile in Ponyville Spike just finished a 3-way race with Rainbow Dash, and Lightning Dust! "Hmph, You weren't kidding when you said this guy was fast!" said Lightning Dust in an impressed tone. "As usual, you win again Rainbow Dash!" Said Spike. "Dang Spike, I can't beleive how close you were to beating me, if dragons were allowed to be Wonderbolts, I'm sure you would be the very first in the history books!" said Rainbow Dash! "Hmph, I see why you like him, he's fast, cute, strong, & he's a little smart!" "Oh Spiiike, come on, it's time for our date!" Said Pinkie Pie, calling out to Spike from a distance "See you 2 later!" "Bye dude!" "Yeah, see you later!" "So, can I bed him tonight?" Asked Lightning Dust, as she can barely hold back her laughter! "WHAT?!" 5 minutes later, Spike & Pinkie are still enjoying their date. "I'm having a great time" Spike said, while gazing into her eyes. "Yeah, but it seems those love birds aren't!" Said Pinkie Pie while pointing out the mares & colts who are weeping & moaning in sadness! "Who's making all of them act this way?" Asked Spike. "I bet it's that guy over there, I've never seen him in all my life!" He said, as he pointed out the really out of place guy! "HEY! leave these innocent ponies alone!" yelled Pinkie Pie! "Hmm...oh, right, your Pinkie Pie, my boss, Gilda hired me to kill both you & Rainbow Dash!" Said XLI. " You're gonna have to fight me if you want that chance you bastard!" Spike saind, as his claws became fists raised in anger! "Actually, you'll be fighting the both of us if you want that chance!" Said a familiar unknown voice! Then, the unknown figure from last night Appeared out of nowhere! "Hey, you're the guy who saved both me & Twilight last night!" Said Spike. " Alright, enough chit-chat, time to fight!" He said as he made his hands do a familiar attack, if you've seen Stabeast Squadron Gingaman! "Blazing Mane!" Then, fire shot out of his hands burning XLI! Then he did more familiar attacks from other japanese T.V. shows that a fan would know! "Denji Punch (3 times), Saber Straight! DV Defender!" He yelled, while actually doing the attacks! Then, he pulls out a weapon & uses it! "Leon Laser, Punishment!" "KNIGHT DYNAMIC!" "BITCH, feel this, Misery Eye Blast!" Said XLI, then he fires it, but in the power struggle, it was clear the unknown guy was winning, then the attack hit & XLI exploded! After that, the mares & colts stopped being sad & any other variation of that word! "Wow, thanks dude, you were awesome!" Said Spike "You're welcome, but it was nothing, so bye & enjoy the rest of your date!" He said, as he flew away, & you would know he had that power if you've watched Birdman Squadron Jetman, since he freaking has all the powers of the heroes mentioned here & I bet you guys already know what kind of hero he is since his hero name is mentioned in the damn title! meanwhile... "ROAR!!!" yelled Gilda. " that thing got in the way!" "Well, guess it's my turn, & hey look, a super sharge comet is going to land on Ponyville mountains, I'll just get the new guy to absorb that power so he can Spike!" The unknown voice said, as he made some sort of lame evil laugh! ("Man, that Garble is strange!") They both thought! End of Chapter 2!