My Little Tobuscus

by Velociraptor


The Toby Master

"Thank ya kindly Twilight" Applejack said "No problem at all Applejack, I'm glad the goal is lunchtime all this hard work is making me hungry" Twilight replied "Yeah this work is so hard" Toby stated "No offense Tobuscus you've only been here for five seconds" AJ pointed out "Yeah, but thats like a week in Tobuscus years" He replied. Spike, who was sitting on Twilight's back eating an apple burped up a note. "Dude you need some listerine, sponser!" Toby said "It's a note from Princess Celestia" Twilight stated. Spike then read some stuff about tickets. Twilight and AJ both exclaimed "The Grand Galloping Gala!" Toby, who didn't know what it was, joined the noise as well "The Grand Galloping Gala wheeeeeouuuuuuuwwwwwwww!" Toby then grabed the tickets in his mouth and ran towards a fence. Applejack and Twilight then heard Toby scream. "AW GOD DANG IT I CAN'T JUMP THAT HIGH, PLEASE HELP ME!" AJ then went over to the fence and said "We'll have to cut you out" AJ then went into the barn to fetch the wood axe. As AJ was about to cut Toby out, he screamed. "SPIKE SAVE ME LIKE YOUR COUSIN DID IN HELGAN!" "What?" Spike replied. It was to late there was a hole in the fence, so Toby could get his head out

"I lived, I'm still a god, so whats the Gala?" Toby asked, "It's like a party" Twilight replied. "A party! I love to dri..I mean read at parties, I can just read all night!" Toby said in an excited way. "Ok?" Twilight replied. "Well if I could go to the Gala I could sell my apples and make a lot of money to fix things around the farm" AJ stated "Well if I can't go I'll murder you." Toby chimed in "What?" Twilight asked "Hey look a puppy." Toby said looking at Wilona. Rainbow Dash then came crashing down "Are you talking about the Grand Galloping Gala?" Rainbow asked "Rainbow Dash you said you couldn't help on the farm cause you were busy" AJ said with a hint of anger in her voice "I was sleeping and I happend to hear you had an extra ticket" Rainbow stated "Yeah, but.." Twilight was trying to say then was interupted by Rainbow "Yes this will be so awsome" Rainbow said "Yeah it may be awsome, but I'm more awsome then you because I can kill with my awsome" Toby said boastfully "But the Wonderbolts preform at the Gala every year, if I show them what I can do I'm sure that they'll let me join" She said gleefully. "Hold on just a second, I asked first!" AJ stated "I stole them first!" Toby exclaimed "Well I challenge you to a hoof wrestle" AJ said to Rainbow, They started to hoof wrestle. Toby jumped on their hooves. "Wooohhh, I pinned you both" He exclaimed. "GIRLS and Tobuscus! It's my tickets and I can do what I want with them, who ever has the best reason to go should get the ticket" Twilight said. "

Drumming up buisness on the farm!" AJ exclaimed
"A chance to audition for the Wonderbolts!"
"So I can dri... I mean read all night!"
"Tobuscus that's not a very good reason" AJ said
"Neither is yours, why would you want to help people."

Twilight's stomach started to rumble. "Oh look at that I better get some food, come on Spike" Twilight then dashed off. "See look what you did, come on lets go audience" Toby said walking off "Whose he talking to?" Rainbow asked AJ "I don't know" she replied. They both then started to hoof wrestle again.

Ponyville

As Twilight walked past Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie dashed out and into Twilight, Pinkie then saw the tickets and told about how the Gala is the greatest party. Spike then picked up the tickets which were on the ground, by the time he was back up Rarity saw the tickets in his hands. Rarity then went on about she wanted to go to the Gala to met her prince charming. After Rarity was done talking Angel took the tickets back to Fluttershy. "What is that you have there Angel" Fluttershy asked "Twilight is ok, if you don't mind if, and haven't given it to somepony else" "YOU" Rarity exclaimed "why would you like to go to the Gala" Fluttershy then went on to explain why she wanted to go to the Gala. "Wait just a minute." Rainbow exclaimed "No you wait a month" Toby joined in. Then one by one the mane six and Toby started arguing until Twilight yelled "QUIET!!!!!" She then walked away "TWILIGHT MAKE SURE YOU TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK" Toby joked.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER. Twilight had had enough all friends had tried to help her in one way or another. When she walked into her tree house the lights were dim and music was playing in the background
"Aye girl how u doin" Toby said
"Whats going on" She asked
"Wat u talkin bout girl dis isn't a trick to give me the ticket girl"
"Could you please get out of my house"
"Why shoo you know u want me to stay and give me dat ticket girl"

The rest of the mane six came out of the closet wanting the tickets. "GIRLS AND TOBUSCUS I'm sorry, but I don't have enough tickets for all of you." "It's ok we're sorry" Everyone, but Toby said "I don't have anything to be sorry for because I'm a good buscus" They all looked at him "UUUUUUUHHHHhhhh fine, I'm sorry" "Spike take a note" Twilight said getting a piece of paper and a quiell. "Dear, Princess Celestia I'm sending these tickets back to you because I rather not go to the Gala at all then go without my friends." "Spike send the letter." Spike then sent the letter in a puff of fire. Several seconds later a six tickets appeared. "WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!" Toby screamed after seeing there was only six tickets. He then grabbed a ticket went into a room in the library and came out with two tickets "How did you do that?" Rainbow asked "There's a copying machine back there" he said, As Toby was about to leave he said "Bless your face, if you sneezed during this moral bless you. Peace off! BOOP" "Whose he talking to" Rarity asked "I still don't know." Twilight replied