Cphater 13 :(
(AN: i AM SOOOOOOO SRY U GUYS i wnat 2 pertend Chp12 not hapen but…… it did bcuz it postered here. oMBA. I make fic batter noow. pLZ GIVE MADNY ALL THE NERD FLEAMS! Not me)
I lay in bed with mom who was super sexy in the wrong and sick way so I wasn't enjoying it. Suddenly a knock rang on the door and in came……… MOM!
"What!" I ejaculated, astonished.
"Who are you?" said Mom on the bed.
"I'm you!" said Mom in the door.
"No you're not I'M you!" said first mom.
"AHA!" said second mom in victory. "You're not BECAUSE… yOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY ME!"
First mom gasped. "oMBA you're right!" she said sadly.
"Meddle I am your mom Tripleharsh and you actually had sexs with…… Triple Hearth the changeling empress!" Door mom who was real mom said. "That makes it ok genealogically!"
"Yay!!" I was super relieved, except for I was still dead in Nightmare Disco town. "Mom how do I fix that?"
"We have to have Celestia and Nightmare Disco fight because they're immoral enemies also celestia can rarisect ponies." She said. "And you have to fall in love with Twilicorn again."
Triple Hearth villain laughed. "aHAHAHA HAHA HA! But he cannot, you despicable snobs, for I have stolen his heart!"
First mom gasped. "oMBA you're right!" she said sadly. "Meddle my power is not strong enough to defeat her yet."
I could have, but I didn't because she was the sexiest pony like mom except not sick and wrong. So I "said What will give you more power?"
"We must become," Tripleharsh mom posed dramantically……… "QUADRICORNS!"
"oh My Bucking Alicorn!" I gasped. "How do we do that?"
"We must win first place in the quadricorn Games because there can be only one!"
Empress Mom flexed with her muscles. "Then I shall compete against you which will make me unstoppable!"
"Bring it on you royal hussy." Real mom challenged. So it was settled and we had to scout cities for the Quadricorn games next week. Then we all ran out the door into Nightmare town looking for Celestia.
"Princesscorn princess Celestia!" we yelled. She flew up. "oHAI WHAT U WANT" she rOYAL cANTERLOT vOICED. (AN: stupid sistre gott 1 thing rite: sun iz LOUDAR then moon. Is SCEINCE. So i fix it farm now on)
"Nightmare Disco has Twilicorn captured in the Nightmare Disco!" we shoulted at the same time.
She laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Twilicorn!" we begged.
"nO" she rcved. "tWILICORN NOT NERD LIKE ME && CADUNCE SO SHE RUIN GAMES WRONG LIKE U" Then she flew away. We started crying. "Oh Twilicorn!" mom moaned.
"It's okay!" I tried to tell mom but that didn't stop her. But she gasped and had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" she exclaimed.
"What?" I asked her.
"You'll see." she said. She lit her triplecorn horn and… Harshwhinnia came down from the sky! We jumped on and rode it to the Nightmare Disco!