A glitch in the program

by Lonepone


My Little Human

"You ready to go?" Jason asks me.

"Eeyup. Just feels wierd going outside with nothing odd, you know"

The three of us laugh, and walk out the door. I guess they lived in an apartment, because we walk out the front door into a hall way. We go to the end of it, and walk out the front door.

Even for being early morning, there are tons of ponies even though its only morning. It seems fitting for Manehatten, though. We walk along the downtown streets, passing bakeries, clothing stores, a grocery store, and a huge department store. As I'm looking around, I notice a store full of merchandise for a specific brand it seems.

I tap Jason on the shoulder. "Am I seeing that right?"

Jason and Whooves turn to see what I'm looking at.

"Is that..." Jason starts.

"A My Little Human store?" Whooves finishes.

"We're checking that out" I say, not believing my eyes. We walk into the front of the store, and I can hear a song playing.

"My little human,
My little human,"

"No fucking way" Jason says.

They have shirts like the brony shirts on earth, but replaced with ponies. I find a shirt that on Earth would have Celestia.

"Is that... Obama?" I ask.

A voice surprises me. "Hey, you watch the show to?!" I jump, and turn to face the speaker. I recognize that light green coat, the golden eyes, the light green and white mane.

"Lyra Heartstrings?"

"How do you know my name? Are you one of my fans?" She gives me a suspicious look.

I need a way out of this fast. And a fan of what? So I lie. "Yeah, huge fan of yours!"

"Omigosh! Some one who's read my fanfics! I work here, so I get a lot of inspiration"

"Cool! Let my but a shirt so you can sign it!" I grab a shirt. She pulls out a sharpie, and signs my shirt in large, looping handwriting.

I pay for it, and then get out of the store with Whooves and Jason in tow.

I look down at my shirt, and I realize I have horrible luck. She signed one of the Obama shirts.

"Come on, lets get to the station..." I say.